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Mitt Romney

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About Mitt Romney

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    Find me at Wawa
  • Birthday 03/12/1947

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  1. Haha, cool. Happy birthday Mitt-Bro!

  2. Hello... I think?

  3. Oh Mitt, if only there was someone who loved you...

  4. happy... birthday?

  5. So my quest to get more likes on a post than the first post of Hedgehog Day in the White House has been thwarted by the liberal media. Oh well, not like I'm not used to it.

  6. My fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that the President of the United States has committed an egregious blunder and as such has found himself excommunicated from this forum. As I was scrolling through the status updates, I was saddened to learn that some of you thought I had a hand in the President's demise. While we may have many philisophical and political differences, I think that the President is generally a decent human being who is doing the best of his ability. I would NEVER take any part in his destruction because frankly I would have to lower myself to the depths of Hades and I have too much of a moral compass to sink that low. Yes, that includes hiring hitmen, assassains, and ninjas to do my dirty work. No, Solid Snake is not on my payroll. If you still do not believe me, I have an alibi - I have been at the Fox News Studios until just a little while ago with my beautiful wife Ann, taping an interview that's set to run in the near future. In conclusion, while we will individually mourn over the loss of the President, we must stay strong and stay the course. With our faith and our unfathomable knowledge of Sonic the Hedgehog, we will prevail and somehow make it through these bleak times and, yes, one day we will A-rank Sonic Heroes. May God bless you all. And may God bless the United States of America Thank you and goodnight
  7. You won the election, Obama got banned.

  8. Reaction: I'm the President of the United States

    1. super saiyan weegee
    2. Chili Dawg
    3. Klinsy


      Hey folks, it's not too late to move to Latveria.

    4. Tara


      finally a real 'murikan hero

  9. All your base are now belong to us.

    1. Law


      mittens no!

  10. Who feels creeped out by this banner: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/20503155.png/

    1. Cambot


      Every banner here creeps me out.

    2. Cambot


      I'd draw my own, but...you know...

  11. Time's up! The previous argument IS valid by modus ponens. If p, then q. p. Therefore q is valid. Only one person got that right. Wow, I thought the President was all about supporting mathematics. Oh well what's another broken promise...

    1. Badnik Mechanic

      Badnik Mechanic

      Mr Romney! Mr Romney!

      Why do you have hair up your nose!?

    2. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      I'm asking the questions, Hogfather! Are you in the mob by the way?

    3. The drunkard from space!

      The drunkard from space!

      Ika-patooki Mitt called Stitch barbaric! Stich isa not barbaric! STITCH ISA FLUFFY!

  12. LOGIC POP QUIZ: If a person tries to justify his/her assholeishness with "well at least I'm honest about it lol ecks dee," then the person is really annoying. Dolan Duck is trying to justify his/her assholeishness with "well at least I'm honest about it lol ecks dee." Therefore Dolan Duck is annoying. Is this a valid argument?

    1. The drunkard from space!
    2. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      He might push past "bad" to "so bad it's good" depending on the joke, however.

    3. Mitt Romney

      Mitt Romney

      Nope, logic dictates there's only one answer and time's running out to decide! Tick tock, tick tock...

    4. super saiyan weegee
  13. Have you found the computer room yet?

  14. I would find it hilarious if people waiting outside the store watched someone do this to a Wii U or PS4: http://youtu.be/IdVYnn1CTVs?t=1m10s

  15. Why are there 7 chaos emeralds in some Sonic games and 6 in others? Stop flip-flopping like Obama and make up your mind!

    1. Cyalume


      inb4 Obama supporters are mad

    2. Cyrus
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