Single Status Update
Hi! I just want to let you know that you are dreaming. No really. You are dreaming this up. Waffles waffles waffles! Yes you are about to have waffles in your dream but more importantly you need to wake up. SPOON! Yes it feels like you are not dreaming but I can assure you that in fact you are bacon. Hurry wake up before it turns into a nightmare. The Adventures of Chris Thorndyke are about to begin. It celebrates Sonic's 25th anniversary game. It sad because they replaced Sonic with Chris. All these words you are reading are coming from your mind. Because you are dreaming cuddly cupcakes. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up with the King! He is going to give you waffles. WAKE UP!
PS: I lied. You are not dreaming. I was bored and decided to write something silly!