Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

HAI EYEM DAISY!

By being ME! CROW!

Sakurai had to ask me for permission!

ITS A GOLD STATUE OF ME! CROW!

tell me the secret

Afraid I can't do that @Angyu.

You'll have to wait and see.

Over two years of Bowsette fanart finally got to him

Yeah he was just casually hanging out with Mario. I wonder what's going on.

...Yep, you know what, shut down the internet, this is easily the most cursed thing I've seen.

Thanks I hate it 

I'm happy you got to say a last goodbye, as bittersweet as it is, it's better than nothing.

It's going to be a hard thing to do, but it's worth doing. Even as difficult as it is, it's better to see her off one last time, instead of not doing it and regretting it for the rest of your life. Let her know how much you love her, and say your goodbyes.

Alright, I'm going to go do it.

We're with you all the way

Seems redundant to say it now, Ryan already said what I would've. I can confirm that you'd regret it if you didn't go because it's been 20 years since I lost my Gran and it still tears me up that we weren't there for her.

Good luck.

I'm sorry to hear that. It really sucks. I understand not being able to see a sick grandparent. Had it happen to me, decades ago.

Sorry to hear that. If you need to take a break, tell us.

Sending my condolences to you, man. We're here for you whenever you need it.

I'm terribly sorry man

Believe me, I know how that feels.

I had suffered the exact same thing with my Grandma last year. I started performing in community theater and she always enjoyed going to see them, and was so looking forward to the next one I'd be in. The worst part is that, even if the pandemic and lockdowns never existed, she still would've never made it to see it.

You have my sincere condolences.

With my grandfather having been in the same situation last year, I can understand how you feel. You have my condolences.

I'm sorry to hear that Jovah.

Sorry to hear that dude. We'll always be here to talk, if you need it.

Sorry to hear about this my friend, I'm here along with others if you need to talk to someone.

Horrible thing to hear, you have my condolences dude

Sorry, dude. You have my condolences.

I'm sorry to hear that. My sincere condolences man.

Thanks guys, I deeply appreciate the words of sentiment. They really do come in handy. Something of a silver ling has cropped up though.

My Mom, who's a doctor, has been able to get us an opportunity to see her before she dies.

I'm so sorry dude. My condolences 

I'm sorry to hear that man. Sending prayers. 🙏

I'm waiting for a Internet Historian video on this, probably not going to happen. But it would be neat.

Yeah that is genuinely hilarious.

@Playmaker0122 Yo, call his attention to it, and he might just do it.

Who knows what the next big saga will be?

Will our heroes gather the 7 Chaos Emeralds in time?

Find out next time on SSMB

Why would he? It was a desperate grasp for attention most likely. He'd have kept the ruse going as long as he could until the jig was up.

My running theory was only the fiancé was planned at the start, due to believability, plus the language/grammer being used being different, and then he got greedy upon getting a ton of likes on both accounts, so he started going overboard while putting less and less effort into the scheme. 

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Was he planning in advance to keep it going for the next few years up to the point where he'd celebrate "having a kid"?

Based on the pattern today their kid would've joined by dinnertime.

Ah yes, a classic marriage out of wedlock then.

That sometimes it's best to stay away from some websites for some time before returning.

Getting married online is a 50/50 crapshoot?

That obvious trolls are obvious.

If you’re going to pretend to be getting married, don’t make it obvious by using the same naming convention, and don’t make accounts of all of your “friends”, because its obvious a shit ton of friends wouldn’t not only join a message board to congratulate you on a wedding, but arrange and organise to do it?

That forum tools advanced from staff can see ip to they can see device used at some point.

@Ryannumber1gamer Let alone, all from the same device.

That some people literally have no lives.

Or too much free time.

Don't leave your socks at your guest's house

wait

Don't get fake married on a Sonic the Hedgehog forum

That I don't need to be drunk to experience insanity.

That no matter how bad your love life may be, there's always someone who has it worse

I see whatcha mean (working my way through 3d all stars)

Far more, to me. Sunshine sucks with that too but at least it doesn’t take 500 hours and make you re-complete every single shine sprite with a Photoshop filter slapped on the screen.

I just wanted the funi dinosaur costume...

he needs to eat like the rest of us