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  1. Yo yo his name is Brad and he is pretty rad.

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    2. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      -_____________-

      That's like Hunnid-P levels of cheesy.

    3. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Yoh, Brad! Your raps are becoming a fad!

    4. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      #yoloswag #bestrapperoftheyear

    5. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      So who won that rap battle?

    6. Enderwoman
    7. KHCast

      KHCast

      Brad, you're lame.

    8. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I won due to being rad.

    9. Brad

      Brad

      such insolence

      i'm reporting everyone but Dan

    10. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Yoh 'Cast! Your comebacks are as short-lived as the Sega Dreamcast!

    11. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      The Rad Brad.

    12. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Well Goddamn.... Never thought I got reported. It's time for me to be deported.

    13. KHCast
    14. super saiyan weegee
    15. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      shit what rhymes with rosa

      uh

      fuck it i suck

    16. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Come on guys, we all know that I'm the winner! Cause I'm the coolest!

    17. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      I know one, Rosa! Losa

    18. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @Soni

      Sorry but you're not rad.

    19. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      wow Soni's a phoni

    20. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Nothing can be as rad as Radical Highway! And Haden needs to get paven

    21. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Haden need a haven.

    22. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Dan needs a ban

    23. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      nah mang i'm busy getting laden with the maidens

    24. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Which turns to be Raiden

    25. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      ...is that even a word?

    26. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Who needs words in this world.

  2. 4sklEz5.png

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    fucking soni

    1. E-van

      E-van

      I TOLD YOU

      LMAO

    2. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      But thank you for the gifts, though. If I get the money, I'll pay back the favor~

    3. Haalyle

      Haalyle

      He's at it again!

    4. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      CAN'T STOP! WON'T STOP! NEVER STOP!

    5. Ming Ming Hatsune

      Ming Ming Hatsune

      Christmas has come early for you guys!!! So proud! <3

    6. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Why not join in on the fun?

    7. Haalyle

      Haalyle

      Santa Soni! You're supposed to give out presents on the 25th of December! xD

    8. Tara

      Tara

      At least those are relatively cheap games.  I'm just impressed at the frequency he's managing to buy people like $20-$50 games and multiple at a time at that.

    9. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Patience was never my strength.

    10. Ming Ming Hatsune

      Ming Ming Hatsune

      @Soni - Well I'm a bit strapped for cash right now, I don't even know how to gift on Steam... so sadly I can't join the fun...wish I could though.

    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      ... i meant i could gift you games... it is my meme after all.

    12. Haalyle
    13. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      This shall be my greatest feat!

    14. Tara

      Tara

      If Soni is a meme, then we finally have something to hold us over until next October.

    15. Haalyle

      Haalyle

      You can put the certificate on your wall xD

    16. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Nah, too tacky.

    17. Ming Ming Hatsune

      Ming Ming Hatsune

      @Soni - Awww that's so generous of you! I'd love a gift from you! ^__^ 

    18. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      So what will it be, Undertale or Lost Steam?

    19. Ming Ming Hatsune

      Ming Ming Hatsune

      Lost Steam? Never heard of the game. I tried googling it, no dice. =o

    20. Tara

      Tara

      He means Lost World lol

    21. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      fandub of the Steam port of Lost World... :P

    22. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I think Soni means "Sonic Lost World"

    23. Ming Ming Hatsune

      Ming Ming Hatsune

      I flipped a coin because I can't decide. It landed on heads. So Sonic Lost World. =O

  3. The day I like S3&K is the day I go insane.

    1. XD375

      XD375

      you goon

    2. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      The day you like S3&K is the day you wake up.

    3. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      The day you like S3&K is the day you start appreciating good games

    4. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Or I have a opinion

    5. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      *scoffs*

    6. Boomer

      Boomer

      Same, I can't stand it.

    7. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Well go on, I'm curious.

      What are your reasons? :o

    8. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Poor level design

    9. E-van

      E-van

      I like it but it's highly overrated.

    10. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      Terrible taste

    11. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Wha

      How is the level design poor

      Like not being hostile, just genuinely do not understand how the level design is poor

      It promotes natural progression in a linear fashion to prevent confusion a la Sonic CD, with plenty of secrets and alternate paths along the way (e.g. Hydrocity) to keep it interesting

    12. XD375

      XD375

      taste /=/ quality

      s3k is a quality game

    13. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      >Too long

      >Too big

    14. E-van

      E-van

      You know there are these lovely things called opinions. Not everyone has to like the game.

    15. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Yeah, I'll agree that overall the game's too long, but the levels themselves are fine save for Carnival Night Act 2 pushing it a tad.

      The large levels just allow more exploration, and not in a stupid way like Sonic CD - it rewards skill combined with curiosity

    16. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Marble Garden is a pain in the ass.

    17. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Oh yeah definitely

      fuck that thing

      but that's one level

    18. E-van

      E-van

      Yeah Marble Garden and Sandopolis are the worst two stages.

    19. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Sandopolis too yeah

      but still, 2 stages

    20. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      And carnival night

    21. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Carnival Night's fine once you know how to handle the Barrel

  4. I slightly prefer FMA then Brotherhood because of how FMAB rushed through certain arcs.

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      And I like the tone a bit more in the original.

    2. goku262002

      goku262002

      Fillerville. no thanks.

    3. Goldenlink64

      Goldenlink64

      I'm at ep35 so far, I really liked the Barry the Butchor episode when he's still human. I wish the rest of FMA2003 was more like that.

      I also really liked Lust actually having some nice character development too.

    4. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      At least the whole series isn't fill in the brim with Fillers like some other animes.

    5. goku262002

      goku262002

      The whole series after 15 IS filler! it has no connection with the manga whatsoever.

    6. Goldenlink64

      Goldenlink64

      Well I don't know, FMA2003 kind of does it's own thing from then on and tells it's own unique story. I hear the ending was approved by the original creator of FMA too so yeah I'm not sure if I'd call that filler.

    7. goku262002

      goku262002

      I heard he didn't like the ending at all and thats why FMAB exists.

    8. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      It was also made when the manga was ongoing and thank god it didn't do that "read the manga!" ending.

    9. Sami

      Sami

      @Goku - That's a pretty gross misinterpretation of the word "filler"

      (psst its not filler if it moves the plot forward)

    10. goku262002

      goku262002

      I hate that! inuyasha did that and Bleach is now doing that!!

      Fuck.

    11. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @goku

      Wasn't there a movie that take place after the ending of the original series to fix things up?

    12. goku262002

      goku262002

      It moves its own plot forward, but seriously derails from its source material. it was basically 1 gaint filler arc after 15 canon episodes.

    13. goku262002

      goku262002

      @Dan: no FMA movie just ended the series properly. the FMA series itself ended with a "Watch the movie for the real ending!" type of closure.

    14. WhoWhatMan
    15. Goldenlink64

      Goldenlink64

      Having come off of End of Eva recently, I'm kinda preferring Movie Endings now. I love me some good anime budgets, so why not go out with a bang?

    16. goku262002

      goku262002

      when you get emotionally involved with a series only for them to just say to go watch a movie for the rest is just a way to get a cheap buck.

    17. Goldenlink64

      Goldenlink64

      But what if it's well deserved and really good though?

      ...then again, this is assuming that Conqueror of Shambala isn't crap (I haven't watched it properly yet though)

    18. goku262002

      goku262002

      Its depressing and doesn't wrap up things the way you want it to.

  5. Should I buy Unleashed or Generations?

    1. KHCast

      KHCast

      Gen hands down

    2. Fletch

      Fletch

      Generations.

    3. Vertekins

      Vertekins

      Unleashed if you want a better story and a better all-round experience (HD version), Generations if you prefer better level design and day stage mechanics.

    4. Tails spin
    5. spinny

      spinny

      generations if you want better level design

      unleashed for everything else

    6. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      Generations.

    7. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Generations. Unleasheds use of battle music scarred me for life.

    8. Wraith

      Wraith

      generations if you want better gameplay

      unleashed if you care more about story elements

    9. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      buy sonic 3

    10. spinny

      spinny

      actually go with what dio says

    11. Sami

      Sami

      Definitely Gens.

    12. JAiRO

      JAiRO

      Unleashed.

    13. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      gens if you want good gameplay

      unleashed for....atmosphere I guess?

    14. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon
    15. Ferno

      Ferno

      Gens if you want an overall balanced and fun 5 hours.

      Unleashed if you want a much longer experience that's at the same time filled with stuff you may not like here and there.

    16. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Sonic 3 and Knuckles. But really, Generations if you want something consistently good, but Unleashed if you want it to last longer

    17. -Ace-
    18. t0ms0nic

      t0ms0nic

      Generations, if you want a pretty solid game.

  6. The point of Babysitting Cream is to make Cream take of her dress and do some other funky things.

    1. WhoWhatMan
    2. gala

      gala

      ... *backs away slowly*

    3. C4k3
    4. Xtremer Sadiqachu

      Xtremer Sadiqachu

      Have you….played the game?!?

    5. YoshiUnity

      YoshiUnity

      http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/HangmenHeaven/Response Face/Hansen_blank_background.jpg

      Why don't you take a seat?

    6. a mystery

      a mystery

      Well, if that's the way you say things

      Sure whatever ya say

    7. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Saw videos of it

    8. gala

      gala

      @Sadiqachu

      Please don't tell me there's a game of that...

    9. a mystery

      a mystery

      Wait what game

    10. Sixth-Rate Soma
    11. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      It a actually game dumbies.

      It called Babysitting Cream..

    12. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      I still can't believe that this is a thing.

    13. a mystery

      a mystery

      well

      why does cream have a neck

    14. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      you know why

    15. gala
    16. YoshiUnity

      YoshiUnity

      Why does she have more of a human-esque body -- Oh, I just answered my own question, didn't I?

    17. a mystery
    18. a mystery
  7. Why do people go like "this sucks dick" but like, doesn't everyone want a bj once in their life

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Because why would anyone want to suck a hairy meat sausage?

    2. Person

      Person

      When we call people assholes, we're calling them a useful, necessary part of our lives.

      We should be calling them toe hairs or something.... Maybe that wouldn't work...

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      likeidunnosomepeopleareintothat

    4. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      didyoujustassumemyfetish

    5. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Everyone doesn't have a dick.

    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      "I rather get fucked in the ass than *do whatever*" works as well

       

      there sexual equality 

    7. Kiah

      Kiah

      What is this status even?!

    8. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      We are exploring our sexual tastes.

    9. Celestia

      Celestia

      I'm pretty sure that phrase refers to the act of giving a bj, which is seen as undesirable.

      ...

      I can't believe I'm talking about this on a Sonic the Hedgehog forum

    10. Milo
    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      We got another Greatest Hits here again!

    12. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      The only thing that's the greatest hit is me hitting on your mom

    13. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Ah dude, why would hit on yourself?

    14. WhoWhatMan
    15. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      mom do you need help?

    16. Milo

      Milo

      *tries inserting into Greatest Hits feed*

      *crashes*

      Sorry, can't add it. This status is too big to fit.

       

      ...

       

      i made a mistake

    17. WhoWhatMan
    18. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      SSMB is a mistake

  8. well if anyone is wonder who won the hunger games, it's Oscillo 

    1. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      tell me what happened to asagi-chan 

    2. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Placements

      Tribute Placements

      1. Oscillo
      2. Diogenes
      3. Failinhearts 
      4. Ryannumber1gamer 
      5. Galabance 
      6. ElectricAngel 
      7. Felix
      8. -Virtual Tiger Ike-
      9. Klonoa 
      10. Ice Prince Jin 
      11. Komodin
      12. Lovie
      13. Haden
      14. Asagi
      15. Spinny
      16. Pink Cat
      17. Crow
      18. Athena Cykes 
      19. Wraith
      20. Dan
      21. Rosalina
      22. SpinningSilver 
      23. Gabe
      24. Penny
    3. Oscillo

      Oscillo

      This is very good & fine.

      Thank you for doing this. Very much.

    4. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @dbzhedgy

      On night 3, ElectricAngel tracks down and kills Asagi.

    5. Osmium

      Osmium

      Wait, what is this all about? 

    6. Kaze no Klonoa
    7. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      nuuuu TT-TT 

      she was too compassionate for her own gooooooooood

    8. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @Osmium

       

      I did some custom hunger games and added ssmb peeps to it. I cancelled it early because some people weren't comfortable with it.

    9. Penny

      Penny

      24 eh....

       

       

       

      wanna know what's funnier than that?

    10. Osmium

      Osmium

      Ah, I see. 

    11. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      oh damn, 2nd place

      the rng led me on, but left me cold and alone in the end

    12. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Night 6
      Oscillo bashes Diogenes's head in with a mace.
      The winner is Oscillo from District 3!

    13. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      The RNG gods were among us

    14. Osmium

      Osmium

      Ugh, I missed all the fun! :( 

    15. Diogenes
    16. Oscillo

      Oscillo

      The RNG is amazing

  9. Mods online! Post nice things to say to them :)

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      um i like that your username is uh

       

      orange

    2. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      they have taste in colors (i like orange)

    3. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      .....I got nothing. 

    4. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      They sure do work pretty hard to keep people in line.

      I guess...

    5. TCB

      TCB

      neeeeeeerd

    6. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      Dude, I love that one Shadow in Sonic Lost World and Sonic Generations one they did

    7. Diz

      Diz

      Someone told me there were posts of cute cats and monkeys. Thus it is only natural that we have to come online asap.

    8. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      ^ he's my favorite moderator haha

    9. Celestia

      Celestia

      In my completely unbiased opinion, the mods are really cool and sexy. Especially that Celestia person.

    10. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Mods are overrated.

    11. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      how did no one get my joke D: 

    12. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      @DBZHedgy.…...........

      I GET IT NOW!:lol:

    13. Rey Skywalker-Ren

      Rey Skywalker-Ren

      i got the joke XD

    14. Kiah

      Kiah

      This status update needs to be posted several times a day every day ;) 

    15. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Well.

      You hav-

      no no

      mayb-

      naw...

      ...

      You guys have Tails Icons...?

    16. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      I think mods is a cool guy. He bans people and doesn't afraid of anything.

    17. TCB

      TCB

      If I have to say one nice thing about the mods is at least I don't to tell them where's my Diet Dr Kelp is at.

  10. Oh shit, An Ape Escaped from the Zoo! My boss will basically be like a God of War if I don't find it right away...

    1. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      You'd better be Sly, or else it'll make Twisted Metal out of that pole of yours!

    2. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Oh god! That totally gonna put me in the Killzone!

    3. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      dude's gonna Sack you, Boy

    4. Metal the Mario

      Metal the Mario

      I pray you won't have to venture into Uncharted lands just to track it down.

    5. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      Do you really have to risk your Eyes for a stupid Pet?

    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Ugh, I have a Sweet Tooth for trouble...

    7. goku262002

      goku262002

      STOP PUNNING!!! >:(

    8. #AR

      #AR

      If he yells at you, make sure you don't put up any Resistance.

    9. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      2/10

      WOULD NEVAH RED AGAIN

    10. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      But the dude can't make his Journey without it!

    11. Metal the Mario

      Metal the Mario

      @goku

      Fat chance, Princess. >:/

    12. #AR

      #AR

      damn it...too slow...what a WipEout.

    13. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Know what? I need to stop Jaking around and get to work!

    14. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      Whoa whoa, don't let the Gravity of the situation Rush you. You've gotta think this through...

    15. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I don't have much time! I wish a plan would just Buzz up in my head...

    16. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      But you can't just Tearaway like that! You've got to Plan it; sides, he has a Killer Instinct!

    17. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Well yea, He did had a Escape Plan that was Beyond Good and Evil.

    1. C4k3

      C4k3

      I chuckled.

    2. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      But would you rather flex your muscle?

    3. C4k3

      C4k3

      Nah. I'm not hard as nails.

    4. Cyrus
    5. spinny

      spinny

      HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD SO ORIGINAL HELP ME I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    6. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      @Spindash: Coming from you? Sonic 4/Dimps Man? :P

    7. spinny

      spinny

      you could say that to a lot of people crusher

      namely dwibs on sonic genesis

    8. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      Well yeah.

      But I'm talking about yoooouuuu.

    9. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Yeah.

      No getting out of this one, Spindash...

    10. spinny

      spinny

      when even was my last status on sonic 4

      during that livestream like a week and a half ago

      and i bet anything dwibs that you havent even played genesis

    11. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      I have played Genesis.

    12. spinny

      spinny

      beaten it?

      because i have

      twice

    13. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      No.

      I can't get past Marble Act 3 no matter how hard I try.

    14. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Way to derail the status, guys.

    15. AlphaRuby
    16. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      What the fuck?

  11. What do people want Ridley so much? He not that great... (Also I swear to god if someone gonna say "B-but he could have a good moveset and they CAN resize him!" because he would probably be a Charizard 2.0)

    1. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      He looks cool and is the iconic villain of Metroid?

    2. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Is he "unique"?

      He is not basically a space dragon?

    3. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      From what I've read, he's an actual space pirate character with a personality... along with being cool-looking and the prime antagonist of Metroid. Don't know why he needs much more justification than that in a series that's nothing more than fan service.

    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      well, how many space dragons have you met

    5. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Sakurai is mainly focusing on "unique" characters and I don't believe Ridley fit the bill

    6. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      Unique

      Two links

    7. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      how the hell is a robotic giant space dragon from space not unique to you

    8. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Yet we have two Samuses, two Links, and two Zeldas........................

    9. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I meant Moveset wise.

    10. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I dare you to make a moveset that isn't similar to Charizard.

    11. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      We still have two Links..................... We can have Charizard and Ridley.

    12. WhoWhatMan
    13. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Because it blows a hole in your argument.

    14. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      So you're fine with two Links that aren't unique, yet you aren't fine with Charizard and Ridley?

    15. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Ridley is just stupid.

      I never want to see him in Smash, I don't find him cool at all, I'm getting annoyed of the supporters and also: Opinionz.

    16. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      And yes, I lock this up because I'm getting annoyed.

  12. On the scale of 0 to 10, How hype are you for Lost World?

    1. super saiyan weegee
    2. TheOcelot
    3. Klinsy
    4. Blue Wisp
    5. Crow the BOOLET
    6. Vertekins
    7. C4k3

      C4k3

      6/10 best I can do.

      Lack of Ninty consoles stop me from hyping as much.

    8. Your Vest Friend
    9. spinny
    10. Lady Soniko

      Lady Soniko

      GOTY for me, I honestly can't fucking wait ;-;

    11. Felix
    12. a mystery
    13. Boomer

      Boomer

      7/10 there's a lot more games coming out that I'm also excited about. That month alone there's Wind Waker HD, Pokemon and Arkham Origins.

    14. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      7/10 quite hyped but I think it'll be pretty flawed

    15. Vectorman
    16. Uraraka
  13. I'm not going for the golden Sonic Badge if I have to play Sonic 3 and spinball.

    1. spinny

      spinny

      knuckles' chaotix is worse than both combined

    2. Komodin

      Komodin

      What's wrong with Sonic 3?

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      The level design is horrible.

    4. Komodin

      Komodin

      How so? What's so horrible about the level design?

    5. Chooch

      Chooch

      Knuckles Chaotix, Sonic CD, Sonic 2 and Spinball are all worse than Sonic 3.

    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Take forever to finish and confusing as fuck

    7. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      At least with 2, I'm not getting lost every second.

    8. Jimbo

      Jimbo

      Which levels are confusing? The only one I can really think of that fits that is Sandopolis 2, and no one likes that level.

    9. JezMM

      JezMM

      You generally just kinda head right and if you can't head right you head up and left until you find a way to head right again.

      The only confusing ones IMO are Ice Cap and Sandopolis due to having repeating areas until you break the loop.

    10. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Marble garden and onwards.

    11. Senator NinjaShark

      Senator NinjaShark

      I have no idea how one could possibly get lost in Sonic 3 of all places...

      you have to try to actually achive that

    12. spinny

      spinny

      @Toejam

      Heeeeeeeey >:U

    13. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @Senator

      Um, OK, sorry for not having your "amazing sonic skill"...

    14. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      And I'm tired of your assholest comments too.

    15. Senator NinjaShark
    16. Cola

      Cola

      sonic 3 isn't really too hard, maybe you should give it another shot

  14. My dad called the god damn cops on me, fucking idiot.

    1. FriendBot
    2. spinny

      spinny

      what the fuck

      what for?

    3. Clades Jin
    4. Milo
    5. Milo

      Milo

      maybe it was an accident?

    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      My dad was being a cunt and called the cops from FUCKING PENNSYLVANIA because I wasn't old enough to be home alone even though I'm 14 year old and I been home alone for a month and a half.

    7. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I been home alone for couple of times but my family were home

    8. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Calm down and tell us the full thing.

    9. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      ... I just did.

    10. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      You've been home alone for a month and a half? That seems a little much for a 14 year old.

    11. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      You just told us "My dad calls cops because I'm not allowed to be home alone"

      That raises way too many questions. Besides if he called the cops I honestly doubt you're completely innocent in this.

    12. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I was! I been home alone tons of time but my family always come home (and my mom is fine with it), my dad got pissed off because my mom won't buy him plane tickets and decided to get revenge on her by calling the cops on me and being a liar.

    13. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      ...Okay. Why does your dad need plane tickets and why won't your mom buy them, and what is he lying about

    14. spinny

      spinny

      ...and I thought my family life was fucking unbearable...

    15. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      spindash hush you're overreacting

    16. Milo

      Milo

      If this is truly the situation that's going on, your father can be held liable for sending the cops on a unnecessary mission and jeopardizing security/lives in the area, especially if it's for malicious intentions as you're putting it.

  15. Try to type your username with your elbow!

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      kjlasblaqm,jhuaMDFavbn

    2. FriendBot
    3. Frogging101
    4. FourCartridge
    5. neezTHEhuman

      neezTHEhuman

      cazrftollyhasds

    6. Frogging101

      Frogging101

      (note: I typed mine on an iPad)

    7. C4k3

      C4k3

      YHUJMKMRRFCFVSEDHKMIKOTGY

    8. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher.

      Easy.

    9. Celestia

      Celestia

      eelemen5torfddq99s

      I started out okay, at least. .-.

    10. Da Blu Hedgie
    11. Brad
    12. Iggy

      Iggy

      Shesbleangstoomuch

    13. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      uj8njikg4redqal uiedr4etrjjjnjas,merd

    14. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon
    15. MegaMonster54

      MegaMonster54

      m degbza ml,o nxsgtdefrtr4

    16. Aero

      Aero

      aerrlo

      close

  16. Reaction: You get banned for being nice.

    1. Komodin

      Komodin

      "Well, this place has officially gone to hell now."

    2. Dejimon11
    3. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      Dammit, shoulda' sent a PM with an image of my middle finger to a random member! >:U

    4. PaddyFancy

      PaddyFancy

      99.9% of the regular members disappear.

    5. spinny

      spinny

      yo i busted all over dis motherfuckin status innit

    6. C4k3

      C4k3

      I don't even know whether I'm nice anymore...

    7. Celestia

      Celestia

      I was going to make cookies for everyone, but I guess I'll just keep them to myself now. B|

    8. Kiah

      Kiah

      Well I don't know if I still qualify as such after last night/early this morning as I was pretty upset.

    9. JAiRO

      JAiRO

      I'm a dick, so I'd probably be confused.

    10. no one

      no one

      Wouldn't be the first time

    11. JAiRO

      JAiRO

      @Kiah

      One mean thing doesn't discredit a lifetime of kindness.

      Or something.

    12. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      *KG was banned

    13. Kiah

      Kiah

      @JaiRO: guess you are right. Thanks :-)

    14. Marcello

      Marcello

      Good thing I'm an asshole.

    15. root08
  17. Let's count to 100 before a mod post on this status!

    1. WhoWhatMan
    2. KHCast
    3. Victoes
    4. Dejimon11
    5. FriendBot
    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      6 uncertain post

    7. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      7 RINGS IN HAND!

    8. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      9 posty post

    9. Inkling Cooper
    10. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      11 confusing posts

    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      .....what happened to 8?

      12 clusterfucks

    12. Inkling Cooper

      Inkling Cooper

      13 confusing posts.

    13. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      14 BLAST PROCESSORS!

    14. Inkling Cooper

      Inkling Cooper

      15 RINGS IN THE HAND!

    15. Dizcrybe
  18. tumblr_nqruvxQMo01qigfjto1_500.jpg

    This is literally the most confusing picture ever

    1. Osmium
    2. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      what the fuck is going on here

    3. Failinhearts
    4. TailsTellsTales

      TailsTellsTales

      You're right. This be very confusing picture.

    5. Osmium

      Osmium

      I dun get how this is confusing it's just some people being weird 

    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @osmium

       

      I'm fine with that. It's how they did it is crazy like which legs belong to what.

    7. Komodin

      Komodin

      Escher Homo Sapiens.

    8. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      I can sort of understand what's going on

      The male adult is hugging on the girl. The male's arms are tugging her, and she's placed her arms and hands under his legs. There's a kid behind them too and despite what it looks his arms or legs aren't even present.

    9. Osmium

      Osmium

      Nevermind this is fuckin weird 

    10. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      but the question is why

    11. TailsTellsTales

      TailsTellsTales

      The girl must have the middle legs since they have no hair and the shorts are up high. But the other 2I can not figure out.

    12. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      but those legs wtf

    13. Osmium

      Osmium

      I don't get that pair of legs with the blue socks since they lead nowhere 

    14. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      OH SHIT I REALIZE THEY SWAP BODIES AROUND.

       

      On bottom part of the adult's pants, there's a cut where the kid was originally presented!

    15. Osmium

      Osmium

      I think this may be photo shopped or something 

      Looks like Dan ninjaed me 

  19. Is Sonic Retro full of elitist?

    1. The KKM

      The KKM

      Yes. There was one a great big bin of elitist, the most corrosive substance known to man, and it spilt out and drowned everyone

    2. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      ...y'know what?

      I think elitism really IS corrosive - I'm pretty sure self esteem dissoves quickly when coming into direct contact with it.

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Then it's a good thing I gave up on the application.

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      I was being ironic man ffs

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      Sonic Retro is the descendent of a bunch of forums that formed the majority of the Sonic "scene", per se, for years. It had to deal with everything- forum wars, community wars, etc. Then when things were being cleaned, TSSZ accused them of hacking, someone hacked their wiki, and then Sonic 4 happened and there was a flood of people just coming in to come and cry about their nostalgia

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      so yes, it has strict rules and a trial application system, and neither of them are a problem if you're a regular poster (as you both are from what I've seen) and it doesn't deserve the exaggeration it has outside

    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      people act like Retro is this bizarre place where everyone is hidden behind a wall sneering but it's really just a normal forum that's for a couple of years been slowly dying in terms of posting numbers and where the only difference between, for an example, there and here is that certain discussion is either encouraged to be directed to already existing threads or discouraged to be made- namely things like the 30-page thread SSMB did in 24 hours about Sonic Boom before we had the SEGA...

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      SEGA reveal with more info a few weeks ago

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      again, sorry for the lashing out and walls of text but I'm getting /really/ tired of this inter-forum shittalking that comes out of ignorance

    10. Barry the Nomad

      Barry the Nomad

      I think the application system is necessary, because Retro forums isn't the place for half of the sort of Sonic discussion that fills places like the SEGA forums and to an extent these forums. It's "elitist" in the sense that it skews towards a certain type of Sonic fan - namely those who enjoy the games for being games and the behind-the-scenes of game production.

    11. Barry the Nomad

      Barry the Nomad

      Also, having partnered with Retro last year and being in contact with their writing staff and admins on a regular basis, I can say that they're very friendly and level headed people.

    12. Milo

      Milo

      Pretty much what A Real Human Bean said.

      The only people who like to paint the site as elitists are butthurt fucks whose think their accounts weren't approved for a biased reason or think not allowing spam or shitposting is balls-to-the-wall strict.

    13. Milo

      Milo

      And if allowing Halloween jokes, secret error screens that double as potshots, and loud music for when a game is released is "elitism", I'd hate to think what wouldn't be considered elitism from those who claim it is.

      Sorry for adding to Bean's walls of texts/rants but like Bean I really hate this stigma they like to chuck against the site.

    14. Solkia

      Solkia

      Can't be anymore elitist than here.

    15. GeneHF

      GeneHF

      We prefer the term anal. :V But yeah, forum's not much special on the inside. There actually has been some push to lighten up some, but discussion's still somewhat corralled because, well... why talk about something when there's nothing to really post about? Typically, Sonic threads when there's nothing to talk about devolve into three types:

      -How do we fix Sonic?

      -What's your favorite Sonic game/show/level/etc.?

      -Something something about the comics a...

  20. Fact: Race 2 Win is the worst vocal song ever in a Sonic game

    1. JezMM
    2. Radiant Hero Ike
    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      I ALWAYS RACE TO WIN

    4. Felix

      Felix

      Almost Dead says hello.

    5. spinny
    6. Ferno

      Ferno

      KEEP RUNNING 'TILL THE END

    7. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @Felix at least that song isn't a minute loop

    8. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      Almost Dead isn't really bad, per se, but the beginning makes me feel uncomfortable

    9. -blank-

      -blank-

      You are all spelling 'A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup' wrong.

    10. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      HollyYoshi confirmed to have horrible taste

    11. spinny

      spinny

      remember the days we all agreed SA2 Believe in Myself was the ultimate trash of vocal songs

      I miss those days

    12. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      hollyyoshi how DARE

    13. Ferno

      Ferno

      when awlalone in mah chyair~

    14. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Aye jus keep on wishin~

    15. JezMM

      JezMM

      I actually really really love the instrumental version of Believe in Myself, the backing vocals are super nice.

      But Race to Win has no silver lining like that it's just bad

  21. Sonic really need to stop going on a Adventure, Sometimes, it just feel like Sonic is Lost in his own little World...

    1. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      I see what you did there ;)

    2. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Sometimes, he just needs to be Unleashed.

    3. C4k3

      C4k3

      He can't help showing his true Colours.

    4. spinny

      spinny

      Sometimes he needs to let other Heroes do the saving. Restoring the bright and peaceful Colours to the world...

    5. root08

      root08

      Is this some kind of codenames to the games?

    6. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      He's been around for Generations.

    7. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      But I guess It Doesn't Matter though...

    8. t0ms0nic

      t0ms0nic

      Man, Sonic should have more of a 3D Blast instead of this 2D nonsense.

      (don't actually mean that; ilu 2D <3)

    9. spinny

      spinny

      To save the world, he just needs to Believe in Himself and learn that He Can Do Anything!

    10. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I saw Sonic outside today, he look like he having a Blast...

    11. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      He's always trying to Advance.

    12. spinny

      spinny

      He and Blaze often like to fight off mechs Back 2 Back.

    13. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      And he always Right on, Right There.

    14. FromASloth

      FromASloth

      Quit judging him, he just wants his true spirit to be Unleashed.

    15. Law

      Law

      Sonic is 2.

  22. Why do 10 year olds look so hot in animes?

    1. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      ABORT

      CEASE

    2. .   .

      . .

      Because horny animators.

    3. Wraith
    4. Boomer

      Boomer

      Because Japan.

    5. TheOcelot
    6. Solkia

      Solkia

      hahahahahaha

    7. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      They say 2 in every 3 people live next to a pedophile. Not me, though; I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds.

    8. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      how about you stop, Wraith >:U

    9. TCB

      TCB

      yablewit.png

    10. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Age of consent is 13-14 in Japan. 10 is pretty close to that, so...

    11. Brad
    12. Boomer

      Boomer

      DON'T STOP

    13. -Ace-

      -Ace-

      PLZ NO MORE THIS SHIT IS KILLING ME XD

    14. Kuzu
  23. Oh CRAP! I just accidentally flush my 3ds stylus down the toilet!

    1. Felix

      Felix

      pffftttt

      srsly tho dude that's gotta suck

    2. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      Hilariously unfortunate.

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      I decided to continue to play my 3ds while I'm... you know.

    4. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      how did you manage to do that

    5. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      That's why they sell replacements

    6. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      cause that's the thing that can happen

    7. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @Ender I was standing to... yea.

    8. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      @jinglemingledaniel: your leaving that way to far for the imagination

    9. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Holy shit, I was taking a leak OK?

    10. Rusty Spy
    11. BlueTidalGamer

      BlueTidalGamer

      That must of taken the "piss"

    12. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      @Rusty I have pretty good aim.

      ...

      This is being really gross now.

    13. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      That's gotta stink. :P

      Kidding aside, sorry that this happened.

    14. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      I'm sorry.

      But it's still fucking hysterical.

  24. Reaction: The Status Updates been removed.

    1. Tornado

      Tornado

      It's been suggested a few times...

    2. KHCast

      KHCast

      That already happened.

    3. WhoWhatMan
    4. Wraith

      Wraith

      I'm outta here y'all

    5. Da Blu Hedgie

      Da Blu Hedgie

      Noooooo I use the status updates more than I post in topics.

    6. Celestia

      Celestia

      How do you know they haven't been removed already, and you're just imagining all of this?

    7. Milo

      Milo

      boooooooo

      how will i tell people about bathroom jokes now without making off-topic posts in threads

    8. C4k3

      C4k3

      I honestly wouldn't be here much if that happened again.

    9. #AR

      #AR

      What Blue Star Blur said.

    10. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      Well dang.

      I'd probably lose interest in this place real fast, despite liking the discussion in the actual forum.

    11. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      What Haden said

    12. The drunkard from space!

      The drunkard from space!

      Well guys it's been fun XD

    13. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      B-but I don't wanna go to the boards!

      it's s-scary there...

    14. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      aww, but it is fun :(

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