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WhoWhatMan

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  1. Why do people go like "this sucks dick" but like, doesn't everyone want a bj once in their life

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Because why would anyone want to suck a hairy meat sausage?

    2. Person

      Person

      When we call people assholes, we're calling them a useful, necessary part of our lives.

      We should be calling them toe hairs or something.... Maybe that wouldn't work...

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      likeidunnosomepeopleareintothat

    4. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      didyoujustassumemyfetish

    5. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Everyone doesn't have a dick.

    6. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      "I rather get fucked in the ass than *do whatever*" works as well

       

      there sexual equality 

    7. Kiah

      Kiah

      What is this status even?!

    8. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      We are exploring our sexual tastes.

    9. Celestia

      Celestia

      I'm pretty sure that phrase refers to the act of giving a bj, which is seen as undesirable.

      ...

      I can't believe I'm talking about this on a Sonic the Hedgehog forum

    10. Milo
    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      We got another Greatest Hits here again!

    12. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      The only thing that's the greatest hit is me hitting on your mom

    13. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Ah dude, why would hit on yourself?

    14. WhoWhatMan
    15. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      mom do you need help?

    16. Milo

      Milo

      *tries inserting into Greatest Hits feed*

      *crashes*

      Sorry, can't add it. This status is too big to fit.

       

      ...

       

      i made a mistake

    17. WhoWhatMan
    18. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      SSMB is a mistake

  2. Dont' be such a

     

    James

     

    because no one likes james

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      No wonder nobody likes me! 

    2. AdventChild

      AdventChild

      Yes nobody like to be James Comey.

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Uh

       

      y-y-yes? Yes?

  3. dont be such a um

    christ idunno

     

    a poopy head or sumthing idk lol

  4. I legit need to get money fast before the new Pokémon come out lol

     

    I rather not wait until Christmas

  5. Wow this game looks super cool and badass!

    too bad they cancelled it to make this garbage

     

    1. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      It was a game to DIE for!

  6. "Do you want to save the day?"
    Yes
    >No
    "BUT YOU MUST!"

    Yes
    >No

    "BUT YOU MU

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      like why even have the option of declining if you are going to be like "you have to say YES" 

    2. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      Super Paper Mario actually gives you the option to say no.

  7. I hate moral choices in video games were it's downright blatant on which one is clearly the good choice and the other is the bad one.

     

    It's like "DO YOU WANT TO SAVE THESE BABIES ON A SINKING BOAT OR LEAVE THEM TO DIE???"

    1. Tara

      Tara

      (Hint: If you choose to leave them to die, someone will come in and save them anyway and then reprimand you for your inaction.)

    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      tell them to stop being lazy and swim

    3. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      I hate moral choices that autosave immediately, preventing you from changing your mind even if you didn't make that choice on purpose.

      *looks at Epic Mickey 1 and 2*

  8.  wtf they even changed the voice acting in the games for the HD Silent Hill Collection? Talk about dropping the ball lol.

     

    Heather sound like a legit 17 year old in the original but her new voice is literally some 30 year old woman trying to sound young

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Douglass sound better at the least

    2. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      I can't think of any adjective to describe the HD Collection other than "Konami"

  9. Man why do being in 2nd place in general sucks so much? Like I'm okayish if I'm in 3rd or lower but just, you were a TINY bit off being in first but lol nope, 2nd place.

    1. TCB

      TCB

      so you mean a Luigi

    2. Ryannumber1gamer
    3. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      Yeah, that's actually a common feeling among athletes.

      Second place means you're the best there is- except for that guy. You beat everyone- except that one guy.

      Third place is generally more accepted because, at that point, you're happy to at least get something.

  10. dont be such a goku

  11. Actually, I forgot to mention one thing about the switch: I love how there isn't a TON of crap on it unlike the Wii U. If you want to bring the Wii U to a friends house, you need to bring the system, wiimotes, the huge gamepad and the sensor bar in case one of the games need it.

     

    The Switch is just system/dock, small controller, and a pro controller if you need to. It make it way less cumbersome to bring around with.

  12. Man the Wii U kinda stinks, doesn't it? The system itself have few worthwhile games and the rest is either bad or lesser ports.

    I remember couple years back I said the Wii U was my favorite console but I'm taking it back and going to say it's probably one of the weakest console if not THE weakest console Nintendo ever put out.

    1. Menace2Society

      Menace2Society

      One of the weakest? Sure, I can understand that.

      The weakest? *cough* Virtual Boy *cough*

    2. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      I find it's game lineup to be one of the best to be honest, plus as much people shit on the Gamepad, I legitimately find it useful living with a family that refuses to share the TV.

      Honestly, as controversial as this is, I found the N64 to be the weakest, it's good games are very good but there is so little of them compared to other consoles and the only rememberable third party ones that come to mind is Rare games, Mischief Makers and Doom 64.

    3. KHCast

      KHCast

      No, that's actually the dead fish I duck taped to your Wii U while you weren't looking 

    4. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      Eh, to be honest I still find it more valuable than the other two because most of the titles I'd want to play on the Xbone and the PS4 are titles I can already run on my current computer anyway. I can at least play a WiiU for the titles I'd have no opportunity to play otherwise.

    5. Ferno

      Ferno

      I know all the focus was on the Wii U gamepad, but the Wii U console itself always looked bland to me, like the most bland out of all their systems. The Wii atleast had its angular thing going on, but with the Wii U's design, it was pretty much just a box.

  13. I feel like there's peace in the world now

     

    no more asking for the NX or rumors

    1. Milo

      Milo

      Oh yeah, this. Thank god we don't have to endure any more vague hints or teasers as to what the Switch is. That was beyond aggravating. -__-

      Just give us specs, games, a release date, and we're good to go.

  14. Go eat dirt 

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      There am I a rebel now

  15. Whoa NX 

    @RosaRosaRosalina you lied

    1. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      no

      the people lied to me

      that's what happened

  16. when you have friends and they are like, um, your friends

  17. interconflict yayyyyyyy

  18. I CAN HEAR DORKS BUT I CANT SEE DORKS

    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      We are your conscience. How are you?

    2. Kaze no Klonoa
  19. DORKS

    1. SurrealBrain

      SurrealBrain

      Doctor Octopus Reks Spidey

      Hey, I can have fun, too!

    2. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      It's the KEVIN VIRUS! VACCINATION TEAM, BATTLE STATIONS!

    3. LoseR

      LoseR

      Shut it Kevin.

  20. mom: "dan why don't you like politics"
    >hears trumps joke twenty four seven from grandma and school and no one ever shuts up about him

    1. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      like politics is a meme for adults now like just make a safe joke that involve trump and there bam free laughter

    2. KHCast

      KHCast

      Well considering we've gotten this far with him, I'd say it's warranted in a sad depressing way 

    3. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Considering the actual damage that Trump could do in the presidency, and how after Brexit ended, Trump becoming president is a possiblity, depending on how many total idiots there is in the world. Keep in mind a big part of Brexit occured because of idiots who voted to leave because they thought the UK would never use the EU.

      What's stopping it from happening in the US, where there are people supporting Trump's asinine and horrible actions and words. What's stopping him from getting the presidency from people who voted for him for a laugh and thought "Oh wow, but it could never happen!". With that looming possibility there, one of the things people can only do is joke about it, and make that possibility sound as funny, and stupid as possible. 

      *would never leave

    4. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      What? i was just talking about how tired i am of the political jokes lol

    5. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Yeah, I get that. I'm just trying to explain the justification for so many of them.

  21. so um like yeah

     

    the nx

    1. RosaRosaRosalina
    2. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      but dude

       

      the nx

    3. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      it's all just nintendo's plot to drive us insane

      and for the most part it seems to be working

      don't fall into it man

      DON'T FALL IN

  22. um

     

    nx

    1. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      Oh come on dude really?

      You better fix that

    2. WhoWhatMan
    3. E-van

      E-van

      what kind of food is that

    4. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      it's not real

      it's not going to exist 

      stop asking about it

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