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Big Panda

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Big Panda last won the day on May 23

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About Big Panda

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    Fat and happy(ish)
  • Birthday 10/10/1992

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    Sonic...otherwise I wouldn't be here, Pokemon, Doctor Who, Kingdom Hearts.
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  1. Briefly describe a Sonic game story, but twist it to make Sonic sound like the villain.

    -A kindly doctor creates life support vehicles for all the termanilly ill animals, but then a blue prick single-handedly murders them all.

    -The kindly doctor creates a state-of-the-art satellite hospital for his poor animal friends. The blue prick from before blows it out of the sky.

    1. Ayliffe


      Sonic kicks a fucking conch and causes six character stereotypes to attack everything and cause the end of the world

    2. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      A kindly doctor is trying to raise a water type pokemon but the blue prick bullies it and pushes it to destroy a city.

      Sonic beats up a doctor for buying him a new pair of shoes.

    3. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      When Sonic is called into the troubled world of Camelot from legend, he immediately sets out on a quest to slay King Arthur.



      This one isn't even twisted.

    4. Alex2Beta


      Eggman decides to turn a new leaf and give everyone an awesome amusement park - in fucking space - and aliens are welcome too! But angry Sonic and brat fox Tails destroy it out of jealousy, set to slander Eggman and his good efforts.

    5. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Sonic continually kidnaps Eggman's date.

    6. Ratcicle King

      Ratcicle King

      The Good Doctor invites Sonic to a party he's setting up in three days.

      Sonic gathers up a gang of twelve people to go there and murder Eggman.

    7. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Sonic steals the doctor's kid robot and turns it against him. Sadly, Sonic blows him up in the end too.

      Eggman and king heavy were playing ruby ball until sonic came along and beats the crap out of both of them. 

    8. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      A mild mannered doctor creates a young robot as his new son but sadly couldn't obey so he set him out to be adopted by a better family.

      Unfortunetly, a bunch of sick anthros physically abuse the robot and train him to fight and kill opponents eventually turning on its creator. 

    9. Ratcicle King

      Ratcicle King

      Noticing Sonic's rejection of Amy, the doctor feels bad for her and builds a robot that looks just like Sonic, BUT, will give her the time of day, his first action even being hugging her.

      Sonic destroys the robot, kidnaps Amy and kicks Eggman's ass for all his troubles.

    10. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      Hard Mode: Don't use positive or negative pronouns to describe characters.


      When Eggman becomes stranded in a new land, he works together with a local native to defend against foreign invaders.

    11. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Eggman was trying to protect himself from six evil demons until sonic comes along and punts the device he was using to control them away. 

      Oh wait..


    12. JosepHenry


      A Good Doctor wants to awake a poor mystical beast from it's slumber, but an bratty rodent wants to stop him and keep the poor beast asleep.

    13. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      The fun is lost when you actually call Eggman good and Sonic bad... 

    14. JosepHenry


      Sorry, I lost the Hard Mode reply.



      A scientist creates a pet lizard for his granddaughter, but then Sonic kills him


      Also to prove that he is better than the lizard, Shadow helps to kill it

    15. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      A super fast hedgehog on two feet invites his old colleagues to a kart racing tournament but cheats when he doesn't use his kart.

    16. Alex2Beta


      Tails finds some islands and decides to harass an old lady and some animals.

      Sonic beats up all of his friends, just to get some chaos emeralds.

    17. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Local fox slaughters a colony of birds.

    18. The Master

      The Master

      Some Aliens come to Earth, looking for something to eat. Shadow denies them entry and kills their entire race.

    19. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      Sonic finds a helpless robot and uses it as a punching bag.

    20. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Sonic and tails leave a dying planet encased in a metal shell and go in about their daily lives.


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