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Big Panda

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Big Panda last won the day on May 23

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About Big Panda

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    Fat and happy(ish)
  • Birthday 10/10/1992

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    Sonic...otherwise I wouldn't be here, Pokemon, Doctor Who, Kingdom Hearts.
  • Gender
    Male
  • Country
    England
  • Location
    That place. The place with the thing.

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  1. Ruin a beloved childhood movie/TV show/story with cold hard facts.

    1. Supah Berry
    2. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Ed Edd n Eddy is the story of three adolescent drug addicts scamming the locals for cash to get their next fix of jawbreakers, Kevin is the local drug dealer taking expired inventory from his Dad’s job, Ed’s parents essentially broke him like a dog so he would never snap back and kill them for their negligence and abuse and the Kankers are G-rate Sex Offenders who are the end result of a broken home with their mother’s failed three marriages and likely lack of understanding of what a healthy relationship looks like.

    3. Big Panda
    4. SenEDDtor Missile
    5. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Recess is the story of 6 delinquents who constantly makes the principals and playground supervisors lives a living hell, toppling statues, organising unlawful and dangerous protests on an old, soon-to-be-demolished piece of playground equipment that topples the thing down, playing so-called "harmless" pranks on teachers and fellow pupils, feigning illness, sneaking in off-limits areas, etc.

    6. DarkRula

      DarkRula

      Tommy did nothing to avoid Rita's spell, and could easily have got out of the way before she fired it. Thus, Tommy chose to become evil.

    7. Perkilator

      Perkilator

      Spongebob is a braindead manchild who works with a depressed co-worker in a dead end job with no future.

    8. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      The original voice of Disney’s Peter Pan died aged 31 from heart failure caused by alcoholism. He disappeared one day, and his rotting corpse was discovered in an abandoned building by two kids.

    9. Ferno

      Ferno

      Dora's gonna find her way, avoid swiper, and be alright in the end regardless if you actually talk to the tv or not

    10. Perkilator

      Perkilator

      @Ferno You're doing it wrong

    11. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Winnie the Pooh is Pro-Trump

      Those molester Woody memes take a new turn with what John Lassender did.

      Ren & Stimpy... well it was beloved by a lot of people. But even long before John K was busted, you can still tell the guy's an asshole.

    12. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      What do Miss Honey from Matilda and Mr Bergstrom from “Lisa’s Substitute” have in common?

      They both should have been sacked from teaching for forming an inappropriate relationship with a student.

    13. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      Sonic SatAM is about child soldiers who have normalized their struggle against tyranny.

      Even if they win, they still lose because they never got a proper education as kids, don’t know how to function in a society that isn’t dysfunctional and brutal anymore, possibly have a long list of psychological issues that have been inadequately addressed for a long time, and don’t have a whole lot of family and friends who can help them by providing a roof over their heads and stuff like that. Plus the friends and family they lost are never coming back and they know it.

      Their future post-Robotnik is likely to be vagrancy, crime, or some combination of the two.

    14. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Dexter’s Lab shouldn’t fit in the house.

      The Powerpuff Girls will never be able to do a variety of different things because their hands are stubs

      Grandma didn’t get hit by Santa Claus nor did she get hit with a reindeer

    15. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Garfield has no reason to hate mondays. He’s a cat with no job.

    16. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @Mad Convoy And then worthless nationalistic assholes will treat them like dirt despite all their sacrifices while mewling about their own supposed patriotism.

    17. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Patrick would've gotten Spongebob killed through sheer stupidity years ago

    18. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Clouds are not solid matter. All the Care Bears would fall from a great height higher than any skyscraper and die.

    19. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      See that blue-clothed guy in the Wiggles?

      He struggled with worsening severe depression that left him sobbing off-stage, feeling utterly worthless, and wanting to kill himself. For a long time performing on stage was the only thing that made him remotely happy, and even then his happiness dissolved the moment his performance was over.

      Anybody you know could be facing the same struggles he did. Even the people that seem relentlessly positive and happy. Especially the people that seem relentlessly positive and happy.

      Blue Wiggle fortunately got help and spoke out about what happened, but many people with depression don’t and it took him a very long time to get the help he needed. They just suffer in silence for years and/or kill themselves.

      So remember kids, your friends and family could be suffering at any moment from something you can’t see or defeat while convincing everybody that they’re very happy, at least up until they can’t take it anymore and suddenly shift their choices. The happiness of people you care about and perceive as successful might be just a saccharine lie. Sweet dreams!

    20. The Master

      The Master

      The Lion King 2019 exists. That does enough damage to the original.

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