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Shaddy Zaphod

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  1. Are we ever gonna talk about how Jet Set Radio's final boss is just like that

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Jet Set Radio is weird like that. Most of the time it's just a stylish arcade-platformer, but it's like every Friday night the dev team got high together and put the extra crazy stuff they came up worn into the game.

    2. Cayenne


      I looove Jet Set Radio in general, but that final boss was kinda underwhelming. The concept behind it is really cool and weird, but the actual boss battle is a cakewalk compared to the Golden Rhino missions that antecede it.

  2. Didn't they fuckin say they wanted characters from games and series that aren't already represented in Smash yet

    1. Soniman


      The Fire Emblem Three Houses franchise had zero representation until now wym 

    2. Celestia


      Reggie said that, yes.

    3. Miragnarok


      "wanted" is the operating word. Unfortunately, Sakurai had other ideas...

  3. Remember quicktime player? Man, fuck that thing.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      That was the most annoying thing. 


    1. Rabid-Coot


      Its stickers, they did some for Sonic in the 90's.

  5. Everyone vote for Rev to play Jet Set Radio please

  6. Rise of Skywalker has no right to be liked by me. Why do I like it?

    1. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Because Ian McDiarmid is so damn charismatic, even as a corpse?

    2. Ferno


      that endgame-esque "everyone is here!" scene near the end?

    3. Strickerx5


      It is still a beautiful looking movie with a great score and fun characters at the end of the day. There’s a lot to criticize but, at the same time, there is also a lot there to like as well.

  7. I have this theory that the piko piko hammer is actually like a thousand pounds and Amy is secretly the physically strongest character in the entire cast who could punch you through every floor of a 12-story building

    1. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      We deserve for this to be canon and if any of you fuckasses ever somehow get into Sonic Team and don't make it happen I'm torching the whole site

    2. Polkadi~☆


      what if one of us gets into sonic team, but we're in a QA role and can't do squat about the franchise

    3. Wraith


      there is definetly no qa going on at Sonic Team so don't worry about that

    4. Diogenes


      it's plastic and full of air

  8. People defending the fascist-supporting FFVIII speedrunner with "but he's raising charity money" like yeah but people who aren't nazis also speedrun games

  9. Why the hell was Baldi's basics ever a thing with a fanbase and weird theories and stuff

    I only know it as a weird game Vinny shat all over like a year before it was ever popular

  10. I saw The Rise of Skywalker. It was an incredibly safe and weirdly reactionary movie, doing everything it can to shit all over everything great about The Last Jedi, rewriting everything from character motivations to the literal plot just to be Abrams-kun's amayyyyyzing stupid remake of Return of the Jedi. An utterly unchallenging, downright mediocre insult to fans of the previous film, and as close as I've ever come to being a rat-fuck meatheaded TLJ "objective quality" hater. And honestly? It was a great time. I liked it a lot. It was exciting, probably one of the most colorful Star Wars movies ever, and never broke pace. As lame as I think it is, I can't say I wan't enjoying the hell out of myself at the theater. It was the cheapest, most corporate and pandering Star Wars has ever been and I felt like a little kid seeing A New Hope for the first time. It hit me emotionally in a way that an actually good Star Wars movie might not have. Though TLJ was one of those and it resonated with me, so I guess JJ can just go fuck himself. 5/10, Highly Recommended.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      an interesting opinion, but i respectfully disagree

  12. There are so many fucking Megalovania remixes but not one of them, even the HS versions, gets the Vriska guitar solo right.

  13. The SA2 gamebanana page has gotten pretty bad with horny Rouge mods

    1. Polkadi~☆



      not enough horny eggman mods in this world

  14. I just finished Black Mesa , now with the Xen levels. What a fucking game. It not only payed tribute to the original Half-Life but surpassed it in many aspects, it's a worthy entry in the series even if it's not technically Valve's game.

    1. JezMM


      Since I never played HL1 at the time it came out, I never really had any nostalgia for it, so Black Mesa is 100% a replacement for me.  I can't get over how good the soundtrack is too.  It's honest to god felt like a downgrade to continue my adventure by replaying HL2 (but thankfully that game is so excellent that the downgrade is only really in spectacle and the fact that I'm very familiar with this game compared to HL1 lol).

    2. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      I'd recommend MMod and HL2 update for that game. It's not perfect but it does a decent job improving the look of the game.

    3. JezMM


      Haha someone beat you to it, I am in fact playing the game that exact way atm. Certainly eased the transition from BM back to HL2.

  15. Man, forget Sonic 3. I want Taxman/Stealth ports of the Advance and Rush games.

    1. Ferno


      >boost drop dash


      fuk it, lets do it tho

    2. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      @Ferno Hot crater zone HD screenshot revealed. 😂😂

    3. Sean


      Sega doesn't need Whitehead and Thomley for those, especially since their specialty regarding the series was strictly classic gameplay, what with Thomley more or less being responsible for the entire hacking community existing as it currently does. Neither of them know a thing about doing Adventure or boost stuff and frankly it'd be a waste of their talents.

  16. Sonic X the comic is better than Sonic X the show.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      El Gran Gordo never surrenders!!

  17. I got that $13 steam controller from a week or two ago. It's really cool. I wonder if I can map the gyro for use in wii or 3DS emulation.

  18. Honestly, the idea of a new Sonic game announcement leaves me feeling weary more because of the discourse than anything the game itself could possibly be.

    1. Polkadi~☆
    2. Ferno


      I wanna be on this forum during a busy hype season at least one last time for old time's sake. (I only say one last time because with activity dying down like it has, who knows how many years this place has left tbh)

    3. blueblur98


      sometimes it blows up and gets ugly right off the bat and i'm sitting here like


    4. Ferno


      Forces was an all time record for that when Classic Sonic was revealed in the 1st teaser

    5. Tarnish


      I hope it's a VR game...that's the only hardware gimmick Sonic hasn't jumped on board yet.

  19. remember Acceleracers

  20. This is still one of the funniest Vinesauce videos ever made. Turn on the captions for extra hilarity.

  21. holy shit the new SRB2 is fucking incredible

  22. XEN IS OUT




    1. McGroose



      I just want finals week over with so I can have time to play it

  23. image.png.59fa27b83ad0e94c7ddc9affd3f64494.png


    1. Polkadi~☆


      It’ll never come out.

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      - Valve themselves release an actual new Half Life game before this fan project gets finished






      And if that isn't a true blue miracle

      I don't know what one is

  24. Reading some Archie liveblogs and I'm always weirded out by them giving Sally really weirdly wide hips for no reason in the Genesis arc

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