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  1. Imagine this SSMB

    It's a wonderful sunny day

    The birds are chirping, the atmosphere is alive

    Your fateful dog companion is up and excited to go outside.

    You decide - today is the day! I won't lie in my house and do nothing! I'm gonna do something productive! It's time to start enjoying life! I'm going to face the outside world, and do something good!

    Your dog barks with glee, he happily wags his tail in excitement. You decide your first productive action of the day is raking the leaves, and make your garden look much more appealing to passers-by.

    You walk outside, you take a nice whiff of fresh air, and you appreciate how wonderful life is, you think it couldn't get any better. Your wife will be home any minute, and you can take advantage of the new lovely sunny day by having a nice walk on the beach after you finish your lawn work.

    An hour passes, as you finish raking your leaves, the hard tedious work done, but you think "I did that", you're proud that if nothing else, you achieved something today. You look towards your loyal dog companion, who lets out an overjoyed "woof". You think about your next activity on this swell day. What other wonderful surprises could the day bring for you?

    AND THEN THE FUCKING NICKELODEN MOVIES LOGO COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO YOUR HOUSE, COMPLETELY OBLITERATING IT, LEAVING YOU IN YEARS UPON YEARS OF DEBT, AS THE HOUSE YOU SPENT SO LONG IN CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES. 

    YOU LOOK TO SEE YOUR FATEFUL DOG PLAYING WITH THE LOGO, BETRAYING YOUR TRUST, THE FINAL ACT OF INSULT TO INJURY

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