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  1.  

    Things I just know without proof: Somewhere in Japan a parent named their kids Yu and Ai just to fuck with English speakers.

  2. Fun Fact: Cats cannot taste sweetness.

  3. Q: Why didn't the art forger get his work to the black market?

    Spoiler

    A: He couldn't make the van Gogh.

     

  4. Come on Paramount, this is a Modern Sonic movie, get with the program:

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    1. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      I guess you missed the updated version showing they're targeting Adventure fans?

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    2. Adamabba

      Adamabba

      Chill & Lickable???

    3. Lord-Dreamerz
    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      @Adamabba she can't resist the taste

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  5. Orbot and Cubot: What do they actually contribute? Seriously, do they actually do anything other than undermine Eggman and eat up screen time for irrelevant jokes (Duuuuuuude)? I don't mind Eggman having lackeys but I'd rather they be fully capable and developed characters in their own right (e.g. Shadow and Rouge in SA2), or else accentuate Eggman's mania rather than distracting from it (I don't mind 5A-55 in Unleashed so much for this reason, he's more like Eggman's J.A.R.V.I.S., a somewhat snarky AI assistant who discusses things with Eggman instead of sitting off in the corner doing nothing of importance or actively getting in the way). What if, instead of Orbot and Cubot, we brought back Metal Knuckles and Tails Doll? Then, when Eggman gets pissed he uses Tails Doll as a punching bag, Metal Sonic and Metal Knuckles share a somewhat concerned glance, and Eggman continues to rant. You get the slapstick, you get the reaction shot, and you keep the focus squarely on Eggman where it belongs. The Deadly Six: Setting aside their obnoxious personalities and questionable designs I just don't see much of anything to do with them. Even other villains who get trashed for being flat I can at least think of things I could expand on to create new stories and deepen their personalities. Compare: Mephiles: One half of the sun god Solaris who was forcibly split in two by a lab accident, seeks to reunite with his other half. Manipulative and theatrical, with a particular taste for irony. Has power over time and darkness, his true form as Solaris rips reality a new one merely by existing. Black Doom: Alien warlord who conquers planets for resources, in particular he seeks to use their inhabitants as a food source for his people. Hails from a martial culture, his conquest has ritualistic overtones hinting at a religious motivation as well as a practical one. As the Black Arms progenitor and hive mind he can create and control new members of his species, he's visited Earth multiple times in the past and hidden tools all across the planet in preparation for an invasion, he can detach his third eye and use it to observe things from afar. Infinite: Mercenary hired by Eggman, volunteered to be fused with the Phantom Ruby after suffering a humiliating defeat. Sadistic and proud, he enjoys making his victims suffer but does genuinely care for his allies in Jackal Squad. With the power of the Phantom Ruby he can create illusions which can physically interact with people and can limit their effect to certain individuals. The Deadly Six: Zeti from the Lost Hex. Individual personalities are Leader, Crazy, Depressed, Old, Fat, and Girl. Can repurpose Eggman's tech and do something with magnetic fields. From a writer's perspective the Deadly Six give me nothing to work work with. Their personalities are flat, their powers are nothing that Eggman couldn't do with a machine, and Lost World gives me no context for what a Zeti is or why anyone should care to visit the Lost Hex to encounter them in the first place. Little Planet has the Time Stones, Angel Island has the Master Emerald, Babylon Garden has lost technology, but Lost Hex just exists with no history or apparent value. There's simply nothing to latch on to and expand upon and, while that does technically give carte blanche to fill in the blanks, I'd rather just create new characters from whole-cloth than try to salvage the D6. Infinite: Unlike the Deadly Six Infinite is charismatic and his backstory and powers give me something to work with. Bring him on. Sticks: I stand by what I said here:
  6. This is, without question, the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long time.
  7. https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/16/us/gm-toledo-racism-lawsuit/index.html 

    What the fuck?! How is this happening in 2018!?

    1. Osmium

      Osmium

      OMG IT'S [[CURRENT YEAR]], WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN??

    2. Kiah

      Kiah

      I think you do have to ask why hatred drives people to do disgusting things that are not only insulting and demeaning but going to the point to death threats. Simply because of the color of one’s skin. This should of never happened at any time but especially when advancements for equality have been made throughout history. 

      Reading that really hurt. That is absolutely abhorrent. I know racism and acts of hatred have become more prevalent these days but I was legitimately shocked to learn all that happened there at GM and that is absolutely disgusting.

  8. I don't know about that, but I do know hamberders and covfefe both go great with some hickory smocked bacon.
  9. When is SEGA going to realize nobody likes the Deadly Six?

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      When Sonic Team makes a good Sonic game.

    2. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      Probably around the same time they realize nobody likes Wisps anymore either.

    3. mayday2592

      mayday2592

      I mean a few people here did say they liked them.

    4. Ernest the Panda

      Ernest the Panda

      I like Zavok and the fat one. The others can take a hike.

    5. Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice

      Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice

      I like them. Well, most of them. They aren't exactly unpopular.

    6. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      when they realize nobody likes sonic

    7. Wraith

      Wraith

      They're the only characters I see near unanimous thumbs down on

    8. Kuzu the Boloedge

      Kuzu the Boloedge

      Nobody likes a lot of the characters and they're still around

  10. Better question: Has the Sonic's shitty friends mentality ever not been a detriment to the series? At best Sonic Team's catering to people who whine about characters other than Sonic and Eggman upsets fans of those characters and limits gameplay and story options. At worst it leads SEGA to demonstrate an utter lack of confidence in what they've built over the years. Case in point: Has any other videogame franchise in history ever advertised its lack of additional content as a selling point?
  11. The Senate at large isn't necessarily the problem here, Republicans aren't exactly thrilled with the shutdown either and there's a good chance the House bill would garner enough support to override a veto. The problem is the Senate can't vote on legislation without Mitch McConnell's approval. As long as he refuses to budge the House bill is stuck in Limbo. If things get really bad the Democrat's could try threatening to impeach Trump for dereliction of duty and hope either he or McConnell will back down. I think Nancy Pelosi would rather not do that, for a myriad of reasons, but it may wind up being the only way for her to end the shutdown without giving in to Trump (which would be tantamount to telling him he can get whatever he wants if he shuts down the government long enough), assuming she's not willing to resort to blackmail or murder.
  12. People are arguing over whether Trump or Pelosi and Schumer are to blame for the shutdown. Although it is, objectively speaking, Trump's fault the shutdown started (as he himself admitted last month) I'd argue the person most responsible for perpetuating it is actually Mitch McConnell, who refuses to allow the Senate to vote on the spending bills Congress had previously passed near unanimously, on the grounds that the president won't sign it. This despite the Constitution explicitly saying a presidential veto can be overridden if 2/3 of the House and 2/3 of the Senate agree to it. Here he is arguing the point earlier today: Short Version:
  13. After reading the plot summary for the movie I'm starting to think the military is just coming up with excuses to keep Sonic out of San Francisco.

    1. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      To be fair, considering what happened the last time he was there, can you blame them?

  14. To fish, or not to fish? That is the question: Whether 'tis nobler for the devs to suffer The stinging anger of outraged critics, Or to take action against a sea of fans And by opposing lose them. . . . Honestly? It's for that very reason I think it would be smarter for SEGA to remake SA2 before attempting an SA1 remake. SA2 sidesteps a lot of the issues with SA1, it drops the most controversial gameplay styles from SA1 (Fishing); it refines the remaining styles shooting and hunting feel less like an afterthought and more like coequal aspects of the overall experience; the level design is more focused, with each stage being tailored to a single style instead of trying to make three different styles work with the same layout; and the game just generally feels less like its being held together with band-aids chewing gum. Even looking at the complaints SA2 gets its mostly stuff with easy fixes like spreading the controls out over multiple buttons, tightening up the mech controls, or unlocking the Emerald radar, nothing which would fundamentally change the game like removing fishing from SA1 would. Even the bigger stuff can be worked around without riling up purists by changing what's already there. The levels are too linear? Add in some new paths in addition to the original route. The back story isn't entirely clear? Maybe destroying the gold beetles in each level unlocks some in-universe documents from G.U.N.'s archives which help clarify some of the murkier elements of the game's story. If SEGA were able to earn back some goodwill towards the Adventure games, and remind everyone that SA1 paved the way for a much more polished experience in SA2 ,I think people might be more willing to forgive a SA1 remake for some of the rougher edges carried over from the original game.
  15. Anyone want to play some Smash Ultimate?

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