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  1. So...I can't be the ONLY one who expected the Special stages to be EXACTLY the way we got it? Right? (Don't get me wrong it looks great, its just that I expected it to be great lol)

    Also an OP cutscene exists...yeah! (again, was expected)

    I thought the OP cutscene was leaked or something lol, you guys really do bring the hype I swear! :P

  2. All Forces needs now is an Elise equivelent before this game goes full 06 on us...

    :P

  3. So like...I would describe Forces as "A Sonic Fanboy's Wet Dream" but I feel that description better suits "Sonic Nazo DX"...

    ...I guess I'll go with "A Sonic OC Artist's Wet Dream" then! :P

  4. So I know I made this status update literately 12 hours ago, but it bears repeating...

    ...Can someone PLEASE explain to me what Sonic Forces is in 1 sentence?! :o

    1. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Generations 2 with a player avatar and a batshit crazy story

    2. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Give it sometime and I'll come back to you with an answer.

    3. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      A confusing clusterfuck with bits of cool stuff here and there.

    4. ThePrinceOfSaiyans

      ThePrinceOfSaiyans

      Sonic Forces is sharp cheddar.

    5. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      And by sometime I mean when I've seen it in full! XD

    6. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      サイヤ人の王子 Your analogy is lost over me...

    7. Penny

      Penny

      generations but worse in every area except (hopefully) story

    8. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      A game in which Classic Sonic, Modern Sonic, and a avatar character team up to take back the world from Dr. Eggman.

    9. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      bad

    10. ThePrinceOfSaiyans

      ThePrinceOfSaiyans

      @Alienrun Cheddar as in cheesy, sharp as in edgy.

    11. NegaMetallix

      NegaMetallix

      Sonic Forces is a game that tries to give everyone a "delicious" piece of cake, even if that cake has far exceeded the 'use-by' date.

    12. Bobnik

      Bobnik

      Sonic Forces is a game that tries to be as anti-Lost World as possible, while having one of the biggest tone dissonances not only in game, but also in OST.

       

      But fuck me, now I REALLY want to see how this game goes.

    13. Ratcicle King

      Ratcicle King

      Sonic Team needs money

    14. Fletch

      Fletch

      Sonic Generations 2: Infinite Edition

    15. Pelvic WOO! engine
    16. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      So like...I would describe this game as "A Sonic Fanboy's Wet Dream" but I feel that description better suits "Sonic Nazo DX"...

      ...I guess I'll go with "A Sonic OC Artist's Wet Dream" then! :P

  5. Can someone explain to me what Sonic Forces is in one sentence? :/

    1. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      inb4 "Sonic Forces is bad"

    2. Lord-Dreamerz
    3. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      It's a sonic game due out later this year. 

    4. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      People have opinions about it

    5. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      You guys dissapoint me, I expected clever one-liner witty shots at the game and people who like it. Instead I got the middle man "meh" responses...

      ...well played boys! ;)

  6. Everytime I look at a Capcom logo, I misread it as "Crapcom" and I have to re-read it to make sure I'm not going crazy only to find out I misread it...

    ...to this day I don't know why that happens. Its as if part of me expects people to make that edit when memeing that Capcom sucks but then they DON'T and I get all confused! :/

    1. Bobnik

      Bobnik

      I always read Capcpom because of the typo on one of the trailers for Ace Attorney.

      ...

      Crapcpom?

  7. Crash N Sanity Trilogy is broken...RIP Activision...

     

    1. Ratcicle King

      Ratcicle King

      Literally Unplayable, 0/10 preorder cancelled, fuck you VV.

    2. SweeCrue
    3. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      Reminder this glitch would have not been found had the remake not have happened...there's a SLIGHT possibility that this glitch is in the OG game as well and noone found it till now! :o

  8. I'm really bored and super sleepy so ima post this copypasta and then go to bed...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad..

  9. HEY GUYS, SONIC SUCKS! AM I FUNNY NOW?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

    1. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Dude, knock it off. I get it.

    2. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Alienrun, you're being a jerk.

    3. Kiah

      Kiah

      I saw your comments earlier and I'm going to second the need for you to stop. No need to be antagonizing. 

    4. TCB
    5. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      I have nothing to say outside of the fact that the irony of this whole situation is really getting to me... (I would probably be better off not saying anything but f**k it!)

      Seriously though I'm not directly attacking anyone so...

      insert no fun allowed pic here:/

    6. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      ...you clearly you made this because of my last one...

      And it doesn't have to be a direct attack.

    7. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      For clarities sake, I'm saying its ironic because literately every excuse you used I could use and it would make just as much sense. (If its not obvious I just got put on blast right now lol AKA role reversal).

      AKA I was joking/your all taking this too seriously blah blah blah...

      I feel the need to apologize but I'm not sure if you want it...so I guess I'll leave it at that until further notice.

    8. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      ...eh..whatever

    9. Kiah

      Kiah

      @Alienrun I know what I saw before the status was deleted but you were being antagonizing with your tone. Even with this status. Your track record of being that way as well as tactless doesn't help your cause. 

      It's not hard to express your thoughts and disagreements in a respectful manner. It really isn't so just stop doing the opposite of it. 

    10. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      @Dee Dude Forgot to mention my ALL CAPS vs your non use of caps which you yourself mentioned.

      I guess making my humor meta doesn't reflect a percieved "attack", so I guess I should be more careful with that...

      honestly I just thought it was funny but didn't think it through. (I'm not trying to justify what I said, just explaining it)

      @Kiah I need to learn to lay off the caps. *sigh* I'm guessing that was the biggest issue outside of me being blunt right?

    11. Soniman

      Soniman

      Wow way to be a dick 

    12. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Grow up and own up and stop making excuses.

    13. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      I was going to!!!!

      I did already...its over we said sorry...

      I lost the argument, kill me...

    14. Kiah

      Kiah

      Don't even do that with the "kill me" thing. Even if you didn't mean it. Just stop what you're doing, hold yourself accountable and do better. 

      And as a moderator I'm going to tell you straight up shape up your behavior. Otherwise you are going to get a strike. 

    15. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      Is self deprication against the rules?

      K I'll stop.

    16. Osmium

      Osmium

      the fuck is happening 

    17. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      @ShroomZed I unintentionally started a argument in of my statuses I deleted, it was joke about Sonic and Mario, a crappy joke granted.

      Alienrun was antagonizing me in said status thus leadin to this one.

  10. I highly doubt this will happen, but it would be cool if the reason Shadow is evil is because in this timeline...you got a "bad ending" in Shadow's own game instead of a good one.

    Think about that...

    An alternate reality where Shadow doesn't get his memory back and "lives life by his own rules", essentially embracing his darker self and never looking back.

    Seeing how shadow was originally going to be a demon and is basically an "evil sonic" anyways, that would be pretty dope!

    Though that likely won't happen and this game will just be a mess! Yeah!

  11. I've been spending the past few hours looking up BROWN BRICKS videos on the youtubes...

    ...Halp!

  12. insert snarky covfefe joke here

    ...Seriously though why is this a thing? :/

    1. Milo

      Milo

      Ask Trump, he started it with his tweet. :\

    2. Marcello

      Marcello

      Just because you don't get it covfefe

    3. Boomer

      Boomer

      ZCgUGCw.png

      (My avatar works so well here...)

    4. JezMM

      JezMM

      Any excuse to make fun of Trump

       

      And that phrasing sounds like I'm criticising the act but I'm really not

      The only important thing is while it's fine to enjoy a joke for a breather, one mustn't forget the actual really shitty stuff he's causing too lol

    5. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      Honestly I probably should have kept quite about this...

      People like me complaining about it (even if its jokingly) only cause the spread to happen more, AKA it becomes a "forced meme".

      ...It'll probably die down in 3 days max though, I was just bored and wanted something to talk about lol

    6. Speederino

      Speederino

      It was funny at first but my Twitter timeline is now nothing but covfefe jokes and I want it to end.

    7. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      brb gonna go delete my twitter and make the memers pay for it...

  13. Sonic Forces lets you create a Bunny, Bear, and Bird...

    Fnaf's 3 main characters are respectively a Bunny, Bear, and Bird...

    ...I think this is a sign of something greater than our current understanding!

    1. PaulyBFromDa303

      PaulyBFromDa303

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

      Spoiler

      Banjo, Kazooie, and Bottles with ears

       

  14. STOP...STOP EVERYTHING!!!!

    I HAVE...SO...MANY...MIXED FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!

    You put OCs in...I was SO convinced that that was BS...my gosh I did not expect this! WHY!@!@

    On the other hand they put grappling hooks in...a feature I wanted them to put in for YEARS! (then again it was in boom, but it sucked there)

    And the music...gosh, its so try hard and I can't tell if its a good thing or not!

    RIP Sonic fanbase 2006! :(

  15. I found some low key cringe in a nutshell...the replies are just as hilarious...

     

  16. I hate sleep.

    ...And yet I hate that I took the time to write this instead of sleeping...

  17. My EXACT thoughts seeing a Sonic Unleashed commercial as a kid...

    "Oh Wow! It looks just like Secret Rings (this was my only 3D sonic I played at the time)...it doesn't look as good, but it still looks good!"

    sees Hedgewolf

    "Oh...that's just a 1 time thing, no big deal"

    Takes 5 mins to process what I just saw

    "I wonder how long they're gonna keep this run forward really fast in a straight line gameplay style before everyone eventually gets bored of it and they'll have to change it to something more natural! (I played Sonic 3 as a 5 year old years prior so I had a bit of frame of refrence.)"

    ...

    This thought process was made with absolutely no bias whatsoever! To this day I have not played the 360 version of Unleashed...but suffice it to say, I think "kid me" was way ahead of the game lol :P

    1. Ferno

      Ferno

      playing the 360 version of unleashed for the first time definitely feels more exhilarating than colors or generations, even if it's more shallow than the other 2 in the end

    2. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      From what I've seen, I agree with you 100%!

      I look forward to the day that happens, even if it ends up being short lived!

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      yeah, the 2nd or 3rd go, you'll probably be bored and that's a weakness there, but that first time? it's wild

  18. Okay...so I know nobody cares (I'd be concerned if you did) but I just beat Sonic Time Twisted 100% as Sonic and I must say...its better than most fangames but still has its flaws.

    Needless to say, I don't want all fangames to go in this direction, but its nice to see a competent fangame ACTUALLY get completed for once!

    ...Such a shame Sonic Mania is gonna blow it out of the water, but I suppose its for the best! :P

    1. qt.steeph

      qt.steeph

      I wish I could play it, but I have a Mac. :(

      I'm interested to hear what you think it's flaws are? :0

  19. The biggest problem I have with people who defend forces because "we haven't seen the rest of the zones yet" is extremely hypocritical to me...if that's the case then why is anyone exited for Mania? We haven't seen the rest of the levels? They could be s**t be this logic right?! :/

    1. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      In all fairness we have still blatantly seen a lot more of Mania than we have of Forces - nevermind that there's still gameplay mechanics we don't know of, we've still only seen two levels of Forces (and only a small fraction of both, at that), and for Mania we're approaching... four, maybe five? Do correct me if I'm wrong on that.

      The point I'm making here is that Mania pretty much satisfied the burden of "proof" as it were right off the bat, and Forces has a borderline psychopathic tendency to be extremely coy about the smallest details they reveal about it. The fact that those details already look awful on their own doesn't help, either. I realize you're probably intentionally arguing with hyperbole here, but I felt like expanding on the argument regardless.

    2. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      Yeah I pretty much am...I wouldn't have to if there weren't so many people taking this stance, but there surpisingly are. Its as if they've been unconcious since Gens came out and we're seeing all this in 2012!

      Obviously though Mania has a much bigger push, but it was like that since they revealed it on top of the fact that its been revealed to be worked on by Christian Whitehead himself...thus reducing the worrying tenfold!

      I mean, I'm not saying its perfect...hearing that Forces won't keep its dark theme throughout is worrying for obvious reasons...but when I heard that Mania will have more re-used/scrapped zones than original ideas...that made my hype drop a bit (just a bit).

      So clearly things could get better, and the game as is will probably play fine...but the fact that I'm worrying that it might not be better than Gens shouldn't be a thing to begin with!

  20. Okay so back ON TOPIC...has anyone been seeing those jokes online saying "Sonic Forces is going to be the last Sonic game Sonic Team makes" I've been seeing it everywhere since yesterday and I can't find where the source is! It's already started to be a bit meta...

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  21. I have the really bad habit of always being "the guy who replies to comments" on youtube and hardly ever makes comments of his own! It's ironic cause a lot of what I say would probably be better as its own comment haha!

     

    ...Forgive the off topic post! :P

  22. I just realized I must be one of the few people who isn't really surprised with Green Hill Zone being in Forces (considering Classic S in in their plus...you know...green hill)

    Despite that, its almost as if I could FEEL the disapointment of everyone else cling onto me or something lol :P

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      I surprised. I mean, I shouldn't be, but I am. I really didn't think they were just that dense and lacking in creativity.

    2. Alienrun

      Alienrun

      It was really obvious to me...my legit reaction to seeing green hill was "Oh..." that was it!

      Was surprised to see so many people over react! It slowly started to hit me why though...

      I mean...it will probably just be some intro level that leads to sonic getting abducted (just like in gens) but saying that out loud, its still pretty dumb.

  23. I found some A+ "Green Hill Zone" logic online and felt like sharing it with you all...58ef7a6fd527b_Weeblogicorsomethingidk.thumb.PNG.65ce89cc2c53bef671ac4330ef0f3174.PNG

  24. At this point Sega should just make a Sanic game that's nothing but green hill zone and memes...at least it would accurately reflect the quality of their branding.

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