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Monkey Destruction Switch

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  1. ...Dad? Are you OK? It kind of looks like your body is transforming into a structure of pure energy. That seems a bit concerning, but I'm not sure. Maybe it's fine? It just isn't the kind of thing that happens very often, so...I thought I'd ask.

    1. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      It's OK, son. This has happened to all males in our family for many generations, and someday it will happen to you. Yes, I am indeed transforming into pure energy. When it's all complete, I will have to live inside electronics for the rest of my life. But don't worry, son. It will be OK. I love you.

    2. Zaysho


      is this the story of Rotom

    3. Sapphirine Wind

      Sapphirine Wind

      Sounds like your Thanksgiving was interesting.

    4. Ferno


      can u charge my phone

  2. Just think for a moment about how, if it wasn't for Sonic, we'd all be dead. Just think about it.

    1. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Do I have to?

    2. Sean


      We're alive but at what cost

    3. TheOcelot


      Then we could all rest in peace ;)

  3. Remember that story a few years back about a grandma who sold her left kidney so she could buy her grandson a NeoGeo Pocket Color and a copy of Sonic Pocket Adventure? What a beautiful story. Almost as touching as that grandpa who sold his brain so he could buy his grandson a lifetime supply of Sonic SpaghettiOs. I wonder where they are today?

    1. Tara


      Wait are those real?

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      They're every bit as real as Sonic himself.

    3. Tara



      Above: Sonic and all his friends at my birthday party.

    4. Sean


      What they don't tell you is that the son died from eating too much Sonic Spaghetti-O's. Don't do drugs, kids

    5. McGroose


      Where tf in the world is a Kidney worth only like less than 100 bucks?

      Did she remember to buy herself a lamborghini with the 200k+ remaining from her US-nation wide average compensation for that Kidney?

    6. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      @McGroose Yes. What, didn't you read the story?

    7. Sean


      Dunno about you guys but I had to take out so many college loans just to buy a loose copy of Sonic Pocket Adventure. That grandmother truly was a saint

  4. Sometimes I feel like I need 2 years of relaxing for every 1 minute of productive activity.

    1. JosepHenry


      lol i drew yesterday all day now my next drawing will be in 4 years and 235 days.

    2. Ryannumber1Santa



      4 years and 358/2 days 

    3. JosepHenry



  5. Here's your Sonic fun fact of the day: Did you realize that Sonic R, if you say it fast, sounds like "Sonic Car"? This is extremely ironic considering most of the characters in the game aren't driving cars! Tune in tomorrow for another Sonic fun fact.

    1. Sean


      Did you also know that R, in the title "Sonic R," is the 18th letter of the alphabet? That corresponds with 18 years, which is how long ago my son went missing

  6. To this day I have no idea what purpose the "Too Many Rings" reaction serves. What sentiment does it convey? How is it applicable to anything? What are the potential use-cases?

    1. Blacklightning


      "There's way too much of this specific thing and I'm sick of it"

    2. Speederino


      I ate way too many bologna sandwiches.

    3. Ferno
    4. Adamabba


      You use it whenever someone asks why it's there

    5. Diogenes


      heart disease

    6. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I somewhat feel it might send the wrong message to those who have issue with their real life weight (not referring to anyone specially). Ignoring that, I tend to use it in cases of having a brain fart or as a exaggerated mopey response, like having a silly proposal get shot down for instance.

    7. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      Why am I getting the feeling of Deja Vu

  7. The only opponents who give me much trouble in Sonic the Fighters are Bark, Tails, and Metal Sonic.

    1. TheOcelot


      Yeal Metal's probably the toughest to beat. I've also found Fang to be tricky.

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Fang can be hard too. Spin dashes (if you're playing Sonic, Knuckles or Tails) can be effective at fighting him since they let you dodge and deflect his bullets. Bean can sometimes be a little hard too.

    3. Zaysho


      Sometimes when I would go for Super Sonic in the final battle, it's almost always Metal that messes me up near the finish line.

  8. It looks like I'm going into a Sonic phase again, so you might be seeing more of me here.

    1. Menace2Society


      Welcome back!

      I was wondering where you were, lol.

    2. Wraith


      Welcome back

    3. Ryannumber1Santa
  9. Oh I just noticed your new avatar. It looks nice!

    1. Kiah


      Thank you! It’s that (SSMB anniversary) time again and way past time for me to be showing Unleashed some love ❤️ 

  10. Mudsdale is great.

  11. Stupid video games...

    1. tailsBOOM!
    2. Crow the BOOLET
    3. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      You make me look bad

      Booga booga booga

    4. Kiah


      Yeah they are pretty dumb as they don’t think for themselves or anything. And constantly frustrating the players I would say isn’t a smart thing either.  

    5. TCB


      But anime is smart

    6. Blueknight V2.0

      Blueknight V2.0

      @SupahBerry Eustace from the Courage the Cowardly Dog intro.

      Speaking of which I wonder why they never made a video game just for the series. Maybe there'll be one for the upcoming prequel, "Before Courage".

  12. That awkward moment when your dog begs you for... soup.

  13. New avatar, but don't worry, MJ is still #1 to me.

    1. Kiah


      It’s weird seeing you without a MJ avi...then again I’m pretty sure I said the same thing with Superman lol. 

    2. Tara


      Please select only one (1) dead celebrity to fawn over.

  14. I do not regret finally clicking on this video YouTube's been recommending me.

    1. Sean


      Wilfred reminds me of Sweetums from Muppets

  15. Sometimes I feel like I've accomplished nothing in life. But then I remember I created this and I know that I've actually had quite a great impact on the world.

    1. Kiah


      Remember you’re still young and having plenty of time to accomplish things. 

      Or should I say more as in addition to what you linked you aren’t giving yourself enough credit. Showing kindness and helping and encouraging others-as you’ve done plenty of that here on SSMB-is no trivial matter and is definitely an accomplishment bettering others and bringing them happiness.

      So keep doing what you do and I’m sure you will accomplish a lot more along the way beyond what you’ve already done 🙂

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Even though I was joking in this particular instance, I deeply appreciate your sweet and encouraging words @Kiah :)

    3. Kiah


      You well know these things go over my head but in my defense you don’t usually joke... 

      As I always say it’s better to overreact and be wrong than not react at all. All it means is that I care and what I said still stands 🙂

    4. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      It's OK, I legitimately feel the way I described in this status frequently, so it works out well haha

    5. Kiah


      It sounded legitimate enough...There you go then 🙂

  16. I did not see Sonic Mania Adventures until now because I was too burned out on Sonic at the time...now that I've watched them I greatly regret not watching them earlier...they are utterly sublime

    1. Heckboy


      They're a delight

      Image result for eggman sonic mania adventures gif

    2. DanJ86


      Did you watch the Holiday Special too? 

      It was added much later than the others and was a total surprise. Warning: Contains intense cuteness.


    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      You're still watching them earlier than me. :D

    4. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      @-dan- Yeah I watched it. So cute and lovely.

    5. Kiah


      That’s okay. Better late than never.  Both Classic Sonic and silent characters are not my cup of tea so it really speaks volumes when I say I absolutely loved these shorts. 

  17. Sonic Unleashed is a video game.

    1. Kiah


      Wrong. Sonic Unleashed is an awesome video game. Get it right, young lady!

    2. Kuzu



  18. Gee, I've been really inactive here. How are things?

    1. PaulyBFromDa303


      The real question is . . . how has MDS been?

    2. Zaysho


      You're behind on--oh right, you're free. Nvm

    3. Kiah


      Things are things lol. 

      But for real things are extremely busy but I can’t complain. Hope all is well with you 🙂

    4. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      @PaulyBFromDa303 I've been doing fine, thanks for asking!

      Hope you all are doing well.

  19. Oh my gosh, I remember using sprite sheets that you ripped and seeing your hoaxes way back in like 2006!!

  20. Even though my Thriller jacket didn't arrive yet, I had a great Halloween giving out candy to the kids and watching Thriller with my sisters.

  21. I'm really looking forward to giving out candy to the kids on Halloween. I hope there are a lot of them this year, lately there hasn't always been a lot.

    1. KHCast


      I couldn’t help but read this in Michael Jackson’s voice cause of your avatar, and now this is just awkward...

    2. MightyRay


      I'm not. I get roped into it cause my mum's a chicken.

    3. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      @KHCast Well it does sound like something Michael would enjoy...but not in the way you might be thinking. Just because he innocently loved kids, much like I do. Not wanting to get in a debate but that's my opinion on the matter from what I've read and seen. I know you're just joking anyway...

      Fittingly enough I'll be wearing my Thriller jacket (hopefully, assuming it comes in time).

      @MightyRay I would teleport to Australia to help you if I could, but my obligations lie here!

    4. MightyRay


      D'aww! Thanks Monkey! You're a treasure, I'll be thinking of you when I give out the sweets to the little ones when the time comes.

  22. What is up with this tiredness on weekends? It used to mostly be Sunday but it's been extending to Saturday too lately...

    1. Kiah


      Are you getting enough sleep or did your work schedule change recently? 

      I’m tired EVERYDAY. I’m literally falling asleep in my chair at an event in Atlanta as we speak. I’m not getting enough sleep on top of too much going on.

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Aww! Sorry to hear that :(

      I get enough sleep more often than not, and my hours are regular, so my sleepiness is somewhat mysterious.

    3. Kiah


      Is it possible that you are getting too much sleep? That could have you feeling tired too.

      Could be your body changing as well as the older I get the more tired I feel and am more in need of a nap on a daily basis lol.

    4. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Too much sleep is a possibility since lately I've been going to bed early on Friday nights but not necessarily getting up early enough. In fact, last week I'm pretty sure I got too much sleep and it messed me up. Not sure if that's always what happens but it's something I should be careful of.

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