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Osmium

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Osmium last won the day on April 4 2016

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About Osmium

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    In pure, native form

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    Sonic, Mario, platformers, Science, History, thinking, Drawing and writing, Disney theme parks, animals, biology, Geology, elements, rocks & minerals, Earth, atoms, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Stars, Galaxies, Planets, other celestial objects, Nuclear Fusion, Nuclear Fission, Nuclear Reactors, cartoons, drawings, weather, climate, locomotives, cars, planes, boats, model trains, other junk

    Mainly being extensively anal-retentive about everything I like
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    Spread in the Inner Planet's crusts, in stellar atmospheres, being synthesized in P-process, S-process, and R-process (depending on isotope) in neutron star collisions as we speak.

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  1. Spongebob < Rocko's Modern Life 

    1. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      HOW

      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

      YOU

    2. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Spongebob season 1-3 > Rocko

      Spongebob season 4+ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Garbage <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Rocko

  2. Worst S1-3 Spongebob Episodes

    Party Pooper Pants and The Sponge Who Could Fly are the ones that come to mind first to me 

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Squirrel jokes is fine but whenever it comes on, i'm just kinda like "oh. this one."

    2. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Opposite Day is pretty meh for me, bar the final "I'm Squidward" gag.

    3. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      I'm With Stupid, for starting the trend of Patrick being a stupid, selfish prick.

  3. When it comes to the "bad" Spongebob seasons (5,6-9A) usually the largest complaints are about flanderization, or gross out, or how creepy Spongebob acts, but the largest problem to me is just how absolutely boring most of it is. Most of the episodes from this time have simplistic to basically nonexistent plots, everything is extremely slow and padded out, and the animation is very lethargic and stiff to go along with it. 

    1. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      Yeah, a lot of episodes are plagued with blatant filler, especially the specials.

      Truth or Square, the Atlantis Movie, SB vs the Big One, and especially SpongeBob, You're Fired were all at least 80% filler.

    2. Osmium

      Osmium

      Also think about all the episodes that spend a whole minute on a joke that wasn't funny in the first place like the infamous Mrs. Puff doorbell scene 

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      the atlantis special was weird because it was such a not-so-big feeling special but they called it a "TV Movie" and released a tie-in game for it like it was a big deal, etc.

      it was just willy wonka but with spongebob characters and everyone sings a song at specific points like oh wow

    4. SupahBerry

      SupahBerry

      Dear GODKeep Bikini Bottom Beautiful.

      It's one thing when I first saw (what I think was) One Coarse Meal and felt that "Okay, something's definitely wrong here." But the real breaking point for me was when I watched KBBB.

      It has nothing to do with the abusing Squidward crap. It's because of how I spent 11 minutes of my life watching a policeman smack a ticket on his face. 

      ONE. SINGLE. JOKE. 

      ELEVEN. MINUTES.

       

      When it was over I almost instantly put on an older episode, which thankfully made me feel much better.

    5. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      I still think Truth or Square was the worst, though: A "TV movie" meant to celebrate the franchise's 10th anniversary, advertised as going to finally answer the show's biggest questions, like the Krabby Patty formula, as well as have groundbreaking changes like SpongeBob and Sandy tying the knot.

      Come the premiere, and it was nothing but filler, bait-and-switches, and celebrity cameos shoehorned in without having any of them actually contribute to the special. (A problem very common with this show, unfortunately)

    6. Osmium

      Osmium

      I usually forget Truth or Square exists, but yeah, it's phenomenally bad for the reasons stated above. It's one of the few episodes of the whole show that feels like they're actually giving you a giant middle finger for falling for the hype and bothering to watch. 

  4. This isn't just a horrible design for not resembling Sonic the Hedgehog in the slightest, but for also being legitimately terrifying. I'm not kidding either, this is something that looks purposefully created to be as uncanny and unnerving as possible, perhaps for some satirical horror movie. And this is targeted at children.
  5. That somehow makes it even worse in my mind.
  6. So you know the opinion of all kids? There are children who shit their pants at guys in mascot suits coming at them, I don't think they'll react too well to this. Hell, I'm unnerved by it.
  7. SSMB when the Sonic movie comes out 

     

    1. do a barrel roll

      do a barrel roll

      I don't support piracy, but this movie is so insulting, I don't blame anyone who plans to pirate it.

      I for one will wait until it's released on Netflix to watch it out of morbid curiosity if anything.

  8. If I cross my fingers hard enough and shut my eyes tight enough everything I want will happen, surely.
  9. This is the kind of thing that walks up to children with the result that the children start screaming at the top of their lungs and uncontrollably bawling. Who thought this was a good idea.
  10. Fucking hell is that unpleasant. Sorry I don't have anything more original to say, but that's really all it deserves.
  11. If you are really just then and done happy with it, why do you have to justify it to us so much and then say that we're all unpleasable? Just be happy it's what you want and move on.
  12. Great update, they made him look like a Chinese knock-off plastic figurine. It's genius marketing.
  13. I always come back at the perfect point to watch everything burn down

    1. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      >me watching the forum explode

    2. TCB

      TCB

      Burn down again you mean

    3. E-van

      E-van

      Same lmao

    4. Sonic Fan J

      Sonic Fan J

      You do have impeccable timing to be sure. I'm gearing up myself right now to dive in but the pit I have in my stomach is not making it comfortable.

  14. That's a stupid point. People want a movie with the design they've bonded with for the past few decades, not some distorted abomination.
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