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  1. And of course some complete asshole decides it's completely okay to set off fireworks at 11 PM on a Sunday night and wake up the entire neighborhood. Fuck these people, seriously.

    1. PublicEnemy1


      That sucks. Something similar happened in my small town at 2:26 AM a week ago. Except it was a gunshot.

    2. Failinhearts


      Welcome to my life tomorrow as Canada Day nears.


      And also, THE FUCK?! Please tell me nobody was hurt!

    3. Cayenne


      I feel you. Some people in my city really love to do this during parties, holidays or soccer matches and I know how annoying this can be. The worst one was at 4:00 AM.

    4. Menace2Society


      So by any chance, are you living in my neighborhood? Because that’s what’s literally happening at my home rn.

    5. PublicEnemy1


      @Failinhearts Nah, it was some drunk-ass hillbilly shooting a gun at some some doe for pooping on his property. Don't worry, I heard he's taking both alcohol addiction and anger management classes.

    6. Failinhearts


      Thank god nobody was killed at least... and thank god he's being treated too.

  2. I was assuming we were just talking about main series titles. The Mario RPGs have really good stories and deserve praise.
  3. Because in the case of Mario, there's nearly nothing to pan. There's simply not enough there to really scrutinize. People can complain about the lack of story, but that's really about it. Sonic storylines (post-1998) are mediocre and nearly eye-rolling at best, and laughably awful at worst. There's usually a huge emphasis put on the story as well, with long in-your-face cutscenes between every stage and boss, so of course they're going to get attention from critics for how bad they are.
  4. I can't even bring myself to discuss what the next game will be like. It's not going to be the game that any of us wants, no matter how hard we want to believe otherwise. 

    1. TCB


      I want a sonic game i can find fun. But what do you find "fun" in sonic games anyway? Is it the more classic oriented affairs ala Mania? The 3D style of Adventure? The 2D/3D blend of boost? Whatever the hell Lost World had? Why even discuss anything at this point in time anyway?


    2. Miragnarok


      I'd accept a Rise of Lyric-level dumpster fire as long as it doesn't have Wisps, Green Hill, Classic Sonic, etc.

    3. SonicWind


      As long as it's good, I don't care what it is. That's my say on the matter.

  5. "Next Main Game is 30th Anniversary Title" My interest in this is literally negative right now. Lol.
  6. Image result for mara animal

    1. QuantumEdge


      It's like a kangaroo, a capybara, a rabbit and a deer rolled into one.  Are we sure Pokémon are fictional at this point?

  7. Something that will make this board very agitated and I probably won't have enough energy to comprehend.
  8. Life's too short to be sad 

  9. Sonic is beyond hideous, that's not Eggman, didn't laugh once, plot looks awful. Obligatory opinion done.
  10. Twitter has to be legitimately one of the most toxic websites on the entire internet. About 99% of it is complaints, negative shit, and kindergarten level politics. 

    1. Heckboy


      twitter has destroyed people's brains

    2. Speederino


      Well we DO have an overgrown kindergartner in the White House so...

    3. Ferno


      tumblr's dead now so twitter is all i've got in terms of feeling connected to the world tbh

    4. PublicEnemy1


      We need to bring Newgrounds back.

  11. Who tf is Etika 

    1. Osmium


      Idk what any of this is but maybe we should just all focus on out own mental healths instead of some internet persons and let them take care of it themselves 

    2. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      An incredibly popular Youtuber who’s well known for his reaction videos.

      What’s been going on is that the guy has going on a charade of whether or not he’s mentally ill and even reported himself to the police.

      I don’t care about him either but I just thought I’d answer your question.

    3. Heckboy


      guy who screams about pokemon or somethin

  12. Maybe an unpopular opinion but JonTron's newer videos are way better than any of the vidya ones 

  13. is this gabe 

    1. Milo


      @Osmium yes and no

      i was gabe, before another person took this name ( @Gabe )

      so i'm milo now

    2. Osmium


      Right, thanks. Can't keep track of anyone anymore. 

    3. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      He’s joking.

      It’s Gabe lol.

    4. Osmium


      I wasn't being sarcastic. 

    5. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Was talking about Milo

    6. Ellipsis-Ultima


      He was also Yeow

    7. Milo


      @Dee Dude not joking though. another person took up gabe as their display name, so i switched to something different.

    8. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Oh yeah. I see.

  14. https://www.acsh.org/news/2018/08/21/osmium-dense-deadly-and-distictive-13337


    It is unlikely that "osmium" is the first thought to enter your head upon waking. And that's a damn good thing because if so, this would not bespeak well of your mental wellbeing. 

    The flesh sack that uttered this statement will receive his comeuppance. 

  15. How soon until breathing is a Disney property 

    1. Failinhearts


      Mickey breathes.

      It already is.

    2. Teoskaven


      Funny enough, the Darkwing Duck comics had something like that in the pilot story arc, with a megacorp buying out everything including "air" (intentionally unspecified).

    3. Failinhearts
  16. Spongebob < Rocko's Modern Life 

    1. Blacklightning





    2. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Spongebob season 1-3 > Rocko

      Spongebob season 4+ <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Garbage <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Rocko

  17. Worst S1-3 Spongebob Episodes

    Party Pooper Pants and The Sponge Who Could Fly are the ones that come to mind first to me 

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Squirrel jokes is fine but whenever it comes on, i'm just kinda like "oh. this one."

    2. Ryannumber1gamer


      Opposite Day is pretty meh for me, bar the final "I'm Squidward" gag.

    3. Forte-Metallix


      I'm With Stupid, for starting the trend of Patrick being a stupid, selfish prick.

  18. When it comes to the "bad" Spongebob seasons (5,6-9A) usually the largest complaints are about flanderization, or gross out, or how creepy Spongebob acts, but the largest problem to me is just how absolutely boring most of it is. Most of the episodes from this time have simplistic to basically nonexistent plots, everything is extremely slow and padded out, and the animation is very lethargic and stiff to go along with it. 

    1. Forte-Metallix


      Yeah, a lot of episodes are plagued with blatant filler, especially the specials.

      Truth or Square, the Atlantis Movie, SB vs the Big One, and especially SpongeBob, You're Fired were all at least 80% filler.

    2. Osmium


      Also think about all the episodes that spend a whole minute on a joke that wasn't funny in the first place like the infamous Mrs. Puff doorbell scene 

    3. Ferno


      the atlantis special was weird because it was such a not-so-big feeling special but they called it a "TV Movie" and released a tie-in game for it like it was a big deal, etc.

      it was just willy wonka but with spongebob characters and everyone sings a song at specific points like oh wow

    4. SupahBerry


      Dear GODKeep Bikini Bottom Beautiful.

      It's one thing when I first saw (what I think was) One Coarse Meal and felt that "Okay, something's definitely wrong here." But the real breaking point for me was when I watched KBBB.

      It has nothing to do with the abusing Squidward crap. It's because of how I spent 11 minutes of my life watching a policeman smack a ticket on his face. 




      When it was over I almost instantly put on an older episode, which thankfully made me feel much better.

    5. Forte-Metallix


      I still think Truth or Square was the worst, though: A "TV movie" meant to celebrate the franchise's 10th anniversary, advertised as going to finally answer the show's biggest questions, like the Krabby Patty formula, as well as have groundbreaking changes like SpongeBob and Sandy tying the knot.

      Come the premiere, and it was nothing but filler, bait-and-switches, and celebrity cameos shoehorned in without having any of them actually contribute to the special. (A problem very common with this show, unfortunately)

    6. Osmium


      I usually forget Truth or Square exists, but yeah, it's phenomenally bad for the reasons stated above. It's one of the few episodes of the whole show that feels like they're actually giving you a giant middle finger for falling for the hype and bothering to watch. 

  19. This isn't just a horrible design for not resembling Sonic the Hedgehog in the slightest, but for also being legitimately terrifying. I'm not kidding either, this is something that looks purposefully created to be as uncanny and unnerving as possible, perhaps for some satirical horror movie. And this is targeted at children.
  20. So you know the opinion of all kids? There are children who shit their pants at guys in mascot suits coming at them, I don't think they'll react too well to this. Hell, I'm unnerved by it.
  21. SSMB when the Sonic movie comes out 


  22. If I cross my fingers hard enough and shut my eyes tight enough everything I want will happen, surely.
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