MP3 (Instrumental version): http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/478831
Animated by FrobMan
Arrangement by SuperPsyguy
Lyrics and male vocals by Solid Jake
Female Vocals by Serenamidori
End title by the late Edward Gould
(Sung to Melody)
Flipping the paddles,
Shooting for your highest score now,
Sonic the Hedgehog,
As you've never played him before,
become a wee bit ancient,
since the dawn of arcade,
Have a machine in your basement,
This'll be all
that you'll get for a decade.
Know first-hand and
I can't stand how
Cluck is always in my way.
Despite my speed,
I always need
To get the jewels to save the day.
A tricky plan,
Win today, I'm through, I'm gone
Game Boy Color's
Because it has Pokémon!
Can't. Get past this. Stupid level, man I hate the sewers.
I. Just want to. Turn this game off and go drink some Dewar's.
This game is hard as nails, but it's addictive as hell,
If you do Level Select, I understand, I promise I won't tell.
Collecting all the chaos em'ralds,
Only way for you to beat this damn game,
Why are there lizards jumping on some bellows,
I think that the designer's gone insane.
No damn chance
Avoid the tail and then he's scrap
Will soon be dead,
The Roboboiler's a piece of crap
Is really mean,
But that thing can't even attack,
It ain't that hip
I think that Doctor's just a Quack!
Playing Spinball. A play on words, it's kinda clever,
Given the chance, I think I'd play this forever.
Let's see you top my high score man.