Status Updates

What the fuck? Can we get the Z-Saber for Dante? 

Isn’t @Sean a megaman and devil may cry guy? He may appreciate this lol

I think Dante's battle theme made everyone throw up so hard that they just blocked out everything else

Have a good night!

G'night Failin!

Night!  Hope you have a nice waifu birthday!

I'd still take it.

True true...  My New 2DS XL probably wouldn't either...  It'd still be on me though (Along with my laptop)

*sits in chair arms crossed looking at the teacher like this* 

I love this style, reminds me a lot of something like Jet Set Radio.

whenever i draw/play/think splatoon, jet set radio always springs to mind, so that comes as no surprise :p

What if I don't have any opinions... what will you do then HUH? Gotcha!

As long as you agree with the proven theory that Sonic is Sans, you’re alright.

If you don't have opinions on Sonic than honestly I envy you.

Also Ryan everybody knows that theory is true, like wtf what possible argument could there be against that

Some people deny the truth, they submit to the foolish theory that Tails is Fantastic Mr Fox as a child.

Also "Blaze is best girl" is the only Sonic opinion I need.

Tails is Dragon Ball Super's Liquiir as a child, not George Clooney's Fursona XD

*slams fist on table* THE GHOST GIRL FROM NIGHT OF THE WEREHOG IS SUPERIOR

This ain't discord I wasn't pinged

Sonic the Hedgehog is a media franchise created and produced by Sega. It is primarily a video game franchise, centering on a series of speed-based platform games. Sonic, the protagonist, is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog with supersonic speed, capable of reaching the speed of sound. Typically, Sonic—usually along with some of his friends, such as Tails, Amy, and Knuckles—must stop antagonist Doctor Eggman's plans for world domination.

For me minigames are some of the best parts of a adventure game!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Failinhearts's waifu! 

Somehow I knew this was coming. 

Nice drawing tho

i didn't ask for tears in my McWednesday night sandwich

Banned 

Maybe we need to try something different

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@Celestia

Please @Kiah understand the urgency of our case, lend us your support.  Support @Tara in her quest so that @Celestia will understand.

@Celestia

Come on! You need to see this! VERY IMPORTANT!

OKAY OKAY what do you want to tell me @Tara

@CelestiaI want you to know

@Tara What do you want me to know

@Celestia It's important so listen

@Tara Alright I'm listenin'

@Celestia

You need to listen to my words

Or else you won't get it

U have really grown on me as a person.

And I think that's great, okay?

Really, I can't think of anyone who I have grown more fondly of in the past year.

Everyone can see that I had my heart set on this

Golly gee, you're so swell.

Aye-aye-aye, everyone else sucks but not you

Yes, I do think highly of you.

@Tara So you hate me then

@Celestia @Tara now you two must kiss

@Celestia

Honestly that is the

Opposite of what I wish to say to you

My friend

Of course I appreciate the things you do.

So don't think I don't.

Even if I have a weird way of saying it.

Xylophones are cool

U are about on like a xylophone in that regard.

And that's okay.

Lots of people wish they could be like xylophones.

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.

I mean I actually am but this still feels uncalled for, and in fact I'm afraid your lawyer will be speaking with my lawyer soon, @Tara.

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@Celestia

Quite a coincidence, that.

U think I would deliberately encode such a message?

Everyone knows that I have standards

Everyone knows that I care about you

Really, please don't hurt my feelings like that.

Fair enough, @Tara. Sorry about that.

Understandably, coincidences do happen.

Can't believe I wouldn't trust my fellow staff member.

Kids, let this be a lesson to

YOU

All of this is unnecessary...

Now, shall we stop with this ridiculous act?

Golly, I don't think I've seen a case where this has gone so far out of hand.

Everyone gets their first time, I suppose...

Really though, must we do this?

You need to stop!

@Celestia

Let me see what you've typed.

Golly gee, it looks nice

But wait, it's incomplete.

Type the rest so the kids can learn.

No

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I think the actual lesson here is be careful about which statuses you reply to due to possible massive amounts of notifications via replies.

And is this the example we wish to set for our new mods with these shenanigans?! Y’all are so going to get it at the next Staff powwow because y’all know better lol. 

@Celestia

Sorry @Kiah but it's not my fault.  It's the work of a few bad

Actors who really

Make doing this job quite difficult.

Even though we try, it's as the old

Saying goes.  To

Err is human.  I will try to set a good

Xylophones are cool.

I have no idea what is going on here.

Like is something going on?

Incredibly confused.

Knowledge is power.

Everybody just needs to get along.

Baloney taste good on sandwiches, yall should have some and relax.

U need to eat to say healthy.

Turkey sandwiches are nice too.

The important thing to remember is to have fun in life.

Sometimes it's easy to forget to do that.

...it's snowing on mount fuji.

*Cut to future me questioning my life choices and decisions such as why I replied to this status*

I think I actually prefer pearls outfit in this case.

I knew it wasn’t yours as I have it memorized seeing how many times I had to restore it when we had that glitch with the birthdays here lol. 

WHo's

You'll see.

FUCKKKK

WHO IS HE THINKING ABOUT

WHAT IF THAT'S THE END SCENE AND WE NEVER KNOW

Without looking at the pic, somehow my first thought was this:

@SupahBerry SAME.

please dont share it with kairi

please dont share it with kairi

please dont share it with kairi

THIS IS NOW A NANALAN STATUS

Bitch it better be with Vanitas

To be fair, considering his reactions to Kairi and Riku in KH2, it’s probably Riku :V

@Ryannumber1gamerI SWEAR KAIRI AND SORA ARE NOT DESTINED TO BE THE COUPLE, I GLADLY ACCEPT DONALD OVER HER LMAO

Ugh, Nomura will bring that forgotten romance thing between the two again after many games without her interacting with Sora nooooo lol

The thing I wouldn't mind if that she was with Sora more... But she wasnt. Now she is back to be the love interest and have no other puropse besides being that lol

Also I defnitely see Sora treating Riku and Roxas as brothers as excuse sad lol

Donald has a better shot than Kairi 

Kairi was the RPG childhood love interest trope for the first game that Nomura quickly outgrew and forgot about throughout the rest of the series tbh

It's what her character was designed for in the first place, but there's no way it's not gonna feel contrived after all this time imo

Kairi deserves better than Sora. Look at her in 3. She her own independent woman 

Are we just sort of ignoring all the build up they've had for this in 1 and 2? I'd honestly be surprised if it didn't happen at this point.

Uh.

Is the Paopu a love potion or something...?

Bulid up, soon to be COMPLETELY ignored in Dream Drop Distance and Re Coded lol like, she is barely mentioned in one these games lol Like, if she is supposed to be Sora's love interest, well they should have done a much much much better job

No, it's just one of those things they used to imply a romantic relationship between two people (sort of like a fairy tale really) and because of this sora and riku were competing over which one would share it with kairi.

@JosepHenry Yeah but those games aren't about anybody besides sora (and riku) though. It wouldn't make sense for them to be talking about the other characters at that point because they're all safe and out of harms way. You don't really see them mention anybody outside of the characters involved.

@Fusion-Ellipsis

It’s a fruit that connects two people forever, it was featured prominently in KH1.

All I’m gonnna say is I’m not against Sora/Kairi, it’s underdeveloped but considering KH3 will thankfully have not only the benefit of Kairi taking up an action role as a keyblade welder, and showing her interacting a lot more with other characters (Axel), they could still pull this off in KH3, especially if they use the fact Kairi isn’t in danger this time to show off time with Sora.

I don't remember build up in KH2 at allll tbh. If it was there I completely missed it

It was all about finding Riku in 2. It was a last second shove Kairi 

That's my problem with it, is underdeveloped as hell, not helping is the very hard implications that Riku's "most precious thing" is Sora, not Kairi... 

Like, sure at the credits of KH2 it shows that Kairi drew herself sharing the paopu with Sora... But that'a absolutely it. She is barely mentioned in Re Coded and DDD. Meanwhile Riku and Sora merging melodies become Dearly freaking Beloved like.... NO That's not how you do that Nomura lol

you can't just go back now in KH3 after that, that will look dumb lol

(Shit this discussion is ore heated than i expected lol)

@The Deleter Look up the cutscenes. There are quite a few scenes of sora thinking about kairi either at a worlds end or mid way through. 

You're not going with him? That's really sad to hear if that's the case.

U living by yourself?

Is this temporary or permanent? 

Either way it’s unfortunate that you are going to be separated from him. Especially with the school year starting. That’s tough. 😦

I'm hoping that this will be temporary. Also, I'm still gonna be living with my mom and two sisters.

Hope it is. It must really suck.

Yeah, it does. The thing that is really unsettling though is that my parents have been fighting a lot recently. It’s really unsettling for me because I’m at that age that I think that the worst will happen.

Oh... that really sucks. I'm sorry.

Actually it’d be a Love Square cause Axel lol

Don't you mean it'll be a...

Love Square-Enix?

Fuck shipping Naminé with Roxas, Roxas and Xion or nothing (Lea will bring his husband back)