Porn Stars to open videogame review site... "They've reviewed Sonic Generations! HOORAY!"

[Badnik Mechanic]

Do I really need to say that if you go to this site it won't be safe for work? When it's eventually open.

A great man by the name of Tak Fuji once said... WOW. If he hears this news I imagine he will say the same thing.
 

Porn Stars are to open a videogame review site.

Lets think about that for a moment whilst I say it again.

Porn stars are to open a videogame review site.

What does this mean for you if you like videogames?

It means that there is going to be a site opening very soon who will bring you the latest videogame related news, previews and reviews whilst topless and possibly naked (I guess this will depend if theres a monthly subscrip... Uh I mean! I don't know about that kind of stuff! Yeah! SVEND TOLD ME ABOUT IT!)

Alana "Superpinkninja" Evans and Misti "MeowMistiDawn" Dawn are the brains and bewbs behind the idea, they've decided to combine their love of 'photography' and videogames to make the site.

You will be able to watch and communicate with the ladies in via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network chats.

The following is a quote from miss 'MeowMistyDawn' "Are you a gamer? Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."

There we go... pwn some n00bs with your b00bs.

If you would like to pwn some n00bs with your b00bs, the site launches on September 20th 2011. For obvious reasons I can't link directly to it on SSMB (at least I don't think I can).

So the article by IGN will have to do.

The site is not yet live so no boobies you naughty people.

P.S. Will TSS do a few topless articles?

Edited July 2, 2013 by Hogfather

[Axl.EXE]

My body might not be ready for this.

[Nintendoga]

Games sell, Sex sells,

WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!?

[BakingBluePotatoe]

What the fuck?

That is all.

[Rusty Spy]

Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs.

Porn and videogames are like fruitcake.

Videogames: Good

Porn: Great

Porn and videogames: No

There's a time for porn and a time for games, but I can wiggle my joystick while listening to reviews of the latest Gears of War, and I can't hype over trailers and previews of UMvC3 when there are naked chicks chicks getting funky.

[Swiss]

So many young boys will be visiting this site, begging them for their Gamertags/PSN names. It's just asking for trouble.

[The Dead Skin]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This can only end spectacularly well.

So you can have a clue, some porn stars once opened a freaking pro wrestling promotion. It had no smut, but it was horrible.

[Velotix von Skruviktorrius]

Nothing else needs to be said.

[Nepenthe]

Gamers: Video games are an art form and should be respected as such!

Porn stars: Not anymore, they're not. =D

[GameFarnsworth940]

I had to enter this thread to make sure I was reading it right.

I ended up laughing my ass off.

[Pelly <3's U]

Eh most video game shows already parade around girls to attract their male 18-35 demographic.

So what's taking it a bit further?

[Ferno]

Ah mang, Fox news is gonna be all over this.

[Unknown User]

Personally, i bleiv

EDIT: Why isn't this working?

Edited September 20, 2011 by Ishtar

[The Dead Skin]

I can just see it:

"Catherine: 10/10"

[Vec]

Oh my! I'm speechless I can't imagine how the website will look like XD

EDIT:

I can just see it:

"Catherine: 10/10"

I saw this today in a non-pornographic gaming magazine XD

Edited September 20, 2011 by Vec

[CrownSlayers Shadow]

So grab your dick and double click for...video games reviews?!

Edited September 20, 2011 by ChaosSupremeSonic

[Badnik Mechanic]

&quot;Catherine: 10/10&quot;

I would agree with that review completely.

[YoshiUnity]

And I bet the views for Wii, Move and Kinect Reviews will skyrocket!

Remember this? I think you do! Add more tongue, more skin, lose the dudes. (Because they'll be the ones holding the camera and jerking off.) PROFIT!

Games sell, Sex sells,

WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!?

This guys did this before and after their cooperate lobotomy.

Edited September 20, 2011 by 504 YoshiUnity Time-Out

[Edward_Elric]

Porn stars are people too, so I don't see the problem as long as their writing is up a certain standard. The only thing one would have to be worried about is getting hit by a barrage of porn ads when you visit them.

Ah mang, Fox news is gonna be all over this.

On a side not, it's MENG NOT MANG!

[Balding Spider]

................

.........................

............................... And it would still be a more credible review site than IGN.

Are you a gamer? Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs.

Think I'll investigate this site when it opens, you know for the advertisement?

Edited September 20, 2011 by Balding Spider

[Blue Wisp]

When this gets on I will surely see the reviews.

- Vinyl Scratch

[krazystitch]

Better get my joystick ready.

[Edward_Elric]

Better get my joystick ready.

I know what you mean guy;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQLW0xtAubA

[Eternal EX]

Okay I did read this right. Pornstars+Video games = Wait what? My sig will be the reaction to just about every gamer who checks out a review on that site.

Edited September 20, 2011 by Eternal X

[-Mark-]

"Fake gamer girls"? See, that's one plus to being a gamer and liking dudes. Most guys don't have to fake it ohohoh I went there. (Not saying no girls are genuinely into gaming, I just wanted to make that double entendre )

But yeah, if it wasn't obvious already, I won't be checking this out (except perhaps once out of sheer morbid curiosity to see how they handle it/ how bad it is, and only if it's smut-free). Good luck to them with it though? D:

Edited September 20, 2011 by -Mark-