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Nintendoga
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Games sell, Sex sells, WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!?

Badnik Mechanic
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Oh my god... So... Urm... Yeah... That is meow misty dawn.... the one who quit the porn star videogame site. Yes. That is a porn star posing with Sonic. Well he's 20... but th

krazystitch
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Better get my joystick ready.

Balding Spider Dr. Eggman

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Why didn't this work?

It really should've worked....

Explain it to me please, WHY DIDN'T THIS WORK!? *Looks at Shadzters post*

Arg....gah....... Right... There is no God. I understand this now.

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Well, they certainly don't 'pwn' at spelling, do they?

lol! Oh thats brilliant, how did I miss that one!

*adds it to the tags*

The crazy thing is... how many people will constantly check that site, just to see what kind of 'reviews' they'll do in the future?

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YoshiUnity Shadow the Hedgehog

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So I decided to finally check the website. Wow, these girls are much more attractive in their casual clothes than in their porn get-up...

What's up with the quality of the website? Had knew a student in Java AP who made something of the same quality for his Final Exam. You know what happen? The teacher laughed in his face and slapped an 'F' on it. And who's the freaking monkey working on Photoshop? Because those are some lazy pictures.

Not to mention the actual reviews seem like something made by a middle school student who spend all day texting her BFF.

Yeah, this site is not making a good first impression with me. I just hope they actually used whatever money they get to improve the presentation. And for the love of the lord, if you're going into this profession, use spell check.

Hey, speaking of "spell check"...

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http://www.pwnedbygi...mesessions.html

Well, they certainly don't 'pwn' at spelling, do they? tongue.png

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I'll leave the link there. There's nothing rude or inappropriate on the site.

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Eternal EX Dr. Eggman

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Seriously was that a student's website? It's bad. Not michael jackson bad, BAD as in it's terrible.

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Koopalmier Rouge the Bat

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Oh, so crappy reviews. Nothing to see here.

I just want someone from IGN to join them dressed like a girl and to review Sonic '06.

No, wait. I'd rather want someone to send them a copy of Sonic Generations. So then I could facepalm at all the "LOL FAST PACED ACTION" jokes.

NO, NO, WAIT. LET'S SEND THEM A JAPANESE 3DS AND SENRAN KAGURA. YOU ALL KNOW YOU WANT THAT.

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The Kid Shadow the Hedgehog

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Wow their site is just...

I mean are you sure this isn't some sort of joke? Why would I want to visit a site where they review games in the same way a ten year old would? "Oh my godz, L.A. Noire is so rad you guiz!!!!" It's not like they're offering anything that would make men stay for very long (Pictures are boring if anything) and the site design makes me feel like vomiting.

Or maybe I'm just pissy that they got GOW 3 before me >.>

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Senator NinjaShark Rouge the Bat

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I think those Girls are pretty ugly actually, then again, I find most Porn actresses rather unattractive.

I'm still tempted to send them a copy of Custers Revenge and see how they'll react.

I'm also expecting them to make a section about Video Game themed Porn Movies any moment now.

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Bad news!

Lucky has just told me that it appears that after only one day of being online... One of the porn stars has quit the website!

AND IT WAS MY FAVOURITE ONE! Uh I mean... the one who doesn't look like a Barbie on crystal meth. Yes miss Meow Misti Dawn has left the website... only the pink ninja remains.... ... I liked the other one...

Anyway.... no new reviews yet... but this line has appeared on the top of their website... I'll highlight my favourite bit.

PRESS INFO SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO ALANA ONLY. ALL OTHER GAMER GIRLS AND GUEST GAMERS ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF ALANA AND THEIR COMMENTS DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS AND STANDARDS/b] OF
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Detective Shadzter Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Bad news!

Lucky has just told me that it appears that after only one day of being online... One of the porn stars has quit the website!

AND IT WAS MY FAVOURITE ONE! Uh I mean... the one who doesn't look like a Barbie on crystal meth. Yes miss Meow Misti Dawn has left the website... only the pink ninja remains.... ... I liked the other one...

Anyway.... no new reviews yet... but this line has appeared on the top of their website... I'll highlight my favourite bit.

Well they always say that Spetember is the most difficult month to get started in.

I guess Alana should rename the wesbsite pwnedbygirl.com laugh.png

Also, lol at the spetember error still being there despite the website being updated to reflect Misti leaving. Actually, that whole ad shouldn't be there now. It's 2 days after Gears 3's launch.

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Just looked at Misti's Twitter:

http://twitter.com/#...!/meowmistidawn

It seems she wasn't given much free will and input with the pwnedbygirls.com site, so she's doing her own thing now at thenaughtynerd.com

http://thenaughtynerd.com/

Oooooh, the drama laugh.png

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Marcello Knuckles the Echidna

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Looking at MistiDawns Twitter pics. She has a Mario Bros mural in her room. She's more attractive in her normal clothes.

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Oh boys...

Miss Meow Misty dawn...

IS A SONIC FAN!

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Spotted it on her twit pic list!

A PORN STAR IS A SONIC FAN!

Garh! Nevermind no she's not... not her room it's someone elses, they just posted the pic on her twitter... thing.

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Badnik Mechanic Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Oh my god...

So... Urm... Yeah...

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That is meow misty dawn.... the one who quit the porn star videogame site. Yes. That is a porn star posing with Sonic.

Well he's 20... but thats still young afterall.

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Ferno Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

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Dem glasses. Awl nerdy lookin' an shizz.

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I'll see myself out.

i'm joking here peeple

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Gaming Misfit Rouge the Bat

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Porn stars + Video games = One more happy Misfit in the world.

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Dem glasses. Awl nerdy lookin' an shizz.

Pfffffffff.png

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I'll see myself out.

i'm joking here peeple

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#EndyGate Shadow the Hedgehog

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Oh my god...

So... Urm... Yeah...

247232_231402576885264_100000465704755_986516_4710306_n.jpg

That is meow misty dawn.... the one who quit the porn star videogame site. Yes. That is a porn star posing with Sonic.

Well he's 20... but thats still young afterall.

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