Porn Stars to open videogame review site... "They've reviewed Sonic Generations! HOORAY!"

[Dark Qiviut]

Oh my god...

So... Urm... Yeah...

That is meow misty dawn.... the one who quit the porn star videogame site. Yes. That is a porn star posing with Sonic.

Well he's 20... but thats still young afterall.

Well, at least we know one thing about him.

He IS very fond of pussycats.

[Milo]

If there's an "fanart" section in the site, it'll be the new Sonic Passion, I swear... :/

[PSI Wind]

Oh my god...

So... Urm... Yeah...

That is meow misty dawn.... the one who quit the porn star videogame site. Yes. That is a porn star posing with Sonic.

Well he's 20... but thats still young afterall.

I won't lie. She's hot.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Good news!

The website has had a re-design, it now doesn't look... as crap... but they have finally realised that Spetember isn't the way you spell September.

And, theres to be a new gaming event... and Whoa! Let me tell you guys, it's one hell of an event, everybody wants to play this game!

"Tiger woods PGA tour 12 golf game"

I thought the full title of that game was "Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters" but what do I know?

Oddly, SSMB is missing from their featured in the news segment.

Still no new reviews..

However... remember miss meow? (The nerdy girl who is hugging Sonic).

Well it would appear that she's also launching a site, and it's going to be fully open next Tuesday!

Edited September 24, 2011 by Hogfather

[Detective Shadzter]

However... remember miss meow? (The nerdy girl who is hugging Sonic).

Well it would appear that she's also launching a site, and it's going to be fully open next Tuesday!

I beat you to it the other day. I edited Her Twitter said that she would be launching her own site with a couple of other folks and that she left pwnedbygirls because Alana and her husband wouldn't let her have much say in the website.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Well anyway... I've been occasionally checking these out just to see if they would ever put up any reviews for me to laugh at.

And... you know how Miss Meow Misty Dawn (The red-head with the glasses who was hugging Sonic) was also making a site? Well, hers went live about a week ago, and it was a lot better than the original one was. So as a result of this, the site has had one hell of an upgrade.

Theres virtually no content... except for one amazing feature...

You can now leave a comment on the game reviews. *Cracks knuckles* oh the possabilities...

Edit: oh yes... and tonight is the big big big gaming session on tiger woods golf... ... join early to guarantee disapointment.

Edited October 5, 2011 by Hogfather

[Badnik Mechanic]

BUMP! Okay... let me explain.

 

A little while ago I posted talking with SSMB member Lucky, we joked about one day Sonic would end up being snapped with a naked lady one of these days... which led into 'do you remember that website in which the pornstar had her photo taken with Sonic?' So for laugh we decided to check out this old website again...

 

And it's changed quite a lot.

 

So I found the 'search the site function' And for giggles typed in "Sonic."

 

Ladies and gentlemen... THEY HAVE REVIEWED SONIC GENERATIONS!!!

 

Now the problem... you have to register on their site to read the full review, and frankly I'm not that depressed... yet. However, you can read the first few sections of the review.

 

And here it is!

 

 

 

Ever since I got my Playstation 3, I’ve been searching for games to play. It has been so long since I was a PS girl, I almost feel lost… not quite though! One of my all time favorite games was Sonic the Hedgehog for Sega. Those buzzing bees and annoying crabs really irked me when I was out of rings. The chime of the rings is almost as familiar as the fairy chambers song from Zelda. I love it. So needless to say, scooping up Sonic Generations was a simple choice. The game is pretty fun so far. Damn, I don’t remember Sonic moving this fast, but it’s all good! It was...

 

Full review is here... but you have to register to view it.

 

Also, bewarned, this site has changed since we last mocked it, I don't know if theres any NSFW material on there because frankly I've not checked, last time there wasn't anything bad on there. But consider this your warning if you are curious to find out what they said about Generations.

 

This review did not go to metacritic... but it bloody should!

 

 

*shadzter likes this...* I knew he would..

[Autosaver]

I'm not sure how I feel about having "PWNED BY GIRLS" in my browser history/cookies along with links to sex games/videos.

 

O.O

[Detective Shadzter]

He makes a promise to an old friend that he’ll help a 14-year-old girl named Allie escape from the military brand camps and make their way...

http://pwnedbygirls.com/?page_id=7

 

[DocAzure]

OK, so I've registered.

 

I'm really going to regret this somewhere down the line...

[Autosaver]

OK, so I've registered.

 

I'm really going to regret this somewhere down the line...

Please tell me you didn't sign up using your main email.

[DocAzure]

Please tell me you didn't sign up using your main email.

Oh, fuck no.

 

I don't want spam up the shitter on my main e-mail.

[Detective Shadzter]

They got into E3. They're in the big leagues now.

 

http://pwnedbygirls.com/?p=4045

 

Bayonetta woman is still my choice

[DocAzure]

Little comment here from a 'Louis'.

 

Aww. This game is on 360 too! You’re missing out on achievement points! I picked this up last weekend. My wife used to play Sonic when she was a kid, so we are hopeful that she’ll enjoy playing it too. More games we can both enjoy makes me happy.  

 

I wonder if his 'wife' knows that he reads game reviews on a porn site. 

[Detective Shadzter]

At least we all know what to do to get into E3 now.

[Emmett L. Brown]

I wonder if his 'wife' knows that he reads game reviews on a porn site. 

If it turns out his wife recommended the site to him it'd be one of those "thumbs up 21st Century" moments.