Things said while playing Sonic games

[Chili Dawg]

"Shut up, you!" Whenever a character says something really dumb.

"GODDAMNIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" When trying to beat Lancelot Returns.

I can't really remember much of the stuff I say to games. Just stuff I say a lot.

[BakingBluePotatoe]

In Sonic Chronicles: Sonic: You do know your son is a grown man, right?

Old Guy: Oh, they grow up so fast, don't they? Soon he'll be riding his bike... all by himself!

I litarally said "........Facepalm......" and did said action. xD

In Sonic Rush Adventure, I for whatever reason, decided to pretend I was sucked into the game. And I was like "BLAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

And that scene where Blaze makes Marine run off and cry I'm like "GOD DAMNIT BLAZE, YOU MADE HER FUCKING CRYYYY!!!!"

oh, and last time I played Sonic Heroes as Team Rose, I was like "...... you guys are so juvenile......" half the time. xD

and I usually tend to randomly shout out lines I just read... or modified versions of said line. xD

and the ever so popular "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when a boss is hard. xD

Not nessicarilly funny but...

"Wow. I knew this was coming, but when it happens it still hurts" ~The end on SA2 (I knew Shadow didn't acctually die or anything, but I was still a bit sad. xD)

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EDIT: OMG OMG OMG

I was playing Sonic Chronicles just now and had Sonic go though a loopdeloop and I went "Sonic! Use Dash 2!" and quickly followed by "Did I just refrence Pokemon?" xDD

Lol, I did it again this morning. xD

Edited May 5, 2009 by Blue Streak

[HunterTSF]

I can't remember half of what I say during my time playing the games, but one moment recently stays in my mind.

Sonic Rush Adventure (During the cutscene in which "materials" are explained): Building THINGS with MATERIALS?! Surely you jest!

Edited May 5, 2009 by HunterTSF

[BakingBluePotatoe]

Big: Uh... am I the only one who sees all those guys over there?

Me: HOLY CRAP! O_O Big says something relitavly smart! O_O

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Big: I think my eyes are broken. No wait, they're just closed.

Me: ...Facepalm... *Facepalm*

[dabbido]

I do this in Rush where you have to tap A and B like a madman in those 2 bosses. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hahahaha I do the same thing in DS M&S Olympic Games Boxing XD where you have to press A a lot to come back, I really feel DBZ-like, aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost feel Im turning super sayian XD that thing is hard specially when the COM is on... hard difficulty....

[BakingBluePotatoe]

Hahahaha I do the same thing in DS M&S Olympic Games Boxing XD where you have to press A a lot to come back, I really feel DBZ-like, aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost feel Im turning super sayian XD that thing is hard specially when the COM is on... hard difficulty....

and I'm all like "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!" during those types of moments. xD

[Phos]

In the Sonic and Knuckles Casino Bonus Stage, It's become a tradition that every time I get rings from matching three characters, I thank that character. So if I get three Tails's, I'll say "Thanks, Tails."

[KIRBY]

I say a lot when playing Sonic games..XD

Sonic Unleashed:

-Every time when Sonic says either "Feeling Good!"(Eng.) or "Kimochiize(気持ちいいぜ)!"(Jp.), I'll always say "Shut up" or "Urusaiうるさい" (so noisy!) at Sonic...lol

-When ever I play the Dark Gaia fight, when Chip penetrates(?) the shield, S.Sonic yells out "チップ…おまえ…すごいな!"(Chip...you...wow in Eng.), I'll always laugh my head off and says it with SonicXD

That's pretty much it...for nowXD

[Donilicious]

I used to scream when enemies hit me lol well not like scream at the top of my lungs

And i usually say "go" or "no!" or !yes!"

[SABRINA]

Did anyone think it was stupid that in the Sonic Adventure games everyone was interrupting each other?

I mean while someone was talking somebody else would start saying something.

I found myself saying SHUT UP cause of that. I'm on my cheap ass futon (couch wannabe)

trying to get an idea of what's going on and EVERYONE'S TALKING AT ONCE

[SuperStingray]

Did anyone think it was stupid that in the Sonic Adventure games everyone was interrupting each other?

I mean while someone was talking somebody else would start saying something.

I did notice that, but only in SA2. In SA1, I actually think there was a bit too much space between lines. "Your not even good enough t- I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS -ake."

It's possible that it had to do with poor synching when translating from Japanese to English.

Edited May 8, 2009 by A Ham Sandwich

[Blacklightning]

I did notice that, but only in SA2. In SA1, I actually think there was a bit too much space between lines. "Your not even good enough t- I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS -ake."

It's possible that it had to do with poor synching when translating from Japanese to English.

Oh, that happens in the Dreamcast version too? I always thought ST forgot to compensate for the faster processer speed on the 'cube which resulted in the bad speech/lip synching. Goes to show what I know, doesn't it?

[Random Rhyme]

I loved the part in SA1 where your fighting Eggman Viper as Sonic and he says, "Get a load of this." I repeat it everytime he says it.

[Silencer226]

Old Sonic games "whoa! shit that was close, damn tricky platforms", "yes, beat the game"

New Sonic games "the fuck is this shit?", "what the fuck", "oh yeah like that's fair", "FUUUUUUUCK!", "Goddammit!!!!", "ARGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOVE!", "finally last part of eggman land, one life left, just need to enter room and... FUUUUUCKING HELL! TWO TITANS, WTF! Ok now I just have to (werehog: arrrgh *dead*)... You piece... of shit..."

[Frobman]

Since watching Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I'll riff at everything I watch or play, by trying to make close observations and whatnot.

Like playing on Sonic Adventure recently, I wondered what's with Sonic and friends' faces when they talk. Look like lava lamps. And thinking it silly that underaged kids can go into Casinos with no sweat. Though everytime I see an intimidating character, monster or robot, I'd respond by saying an uninspired "Rowr".

[Illia]

I talk all the time while I'm playing... Mostly just sighs or squeals of delight during Shadow's scenes.

In Shadow the Hedgehog when he swears every time he falls into one of those seemingly bottomless pits, I'd repeat him. And there was one stage (Might have been on the ARK) where I kept falling every few minutes or so. A lot of swearing that day.

[BakingBluePotatoe]

In Sonic Heroes lately I've been saying "BAKA! BAKA!! BAKAAAA~!" at Sonic everytime he did the wrong thing. xDD

oh, and during the Robot Storm and Robot Carnival 'bosses' I'm all like "SMASHY! SMASHY! SMASHY! BOOM!"

[Kirvee]

@Kintobor: XD, that made me seriously lol to tears. So dirty, XD.

I make a fun habit out of this with anything I happen to be playing or watching. For Sonic I remember saying the following things:

For SA2B-

*going through space levels as either Sonic or Shadow*Hmhmhm...*random Chaos monster appears*OMG WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?

"I wonder who was driving that truck and if they died...."

For Heroes-

"Be careful what you say, Shadow. Fangirls will always hear you." (at the 'date to die for' line)

"Aw come on Sonic, I know you were happy to see her deep down inside. You're just a shy guy :-)." (at cutscene before Team Sonic vs Team Rose fight)

For ShTH-

"OMG guys, SHUT UP!!!!" (to all hero partners)

"Shut up, Vector. No one cares about the computer room."

*starting the Mad Circuit stage (or whatever it was called)*OMG THIS IS THE BEST SUICIDE STAGE EVER!!!

For SADX-

"Why does the whale hate me?!?!!?! What did I ever do to it?!"

"Nice face, Sonic." (after he exclaims "you're gonna crash! Aah!")

"Hi Mr. Fish! I wanna get down to that underwater cave and explore, but I dunno if you're gonna eat my fat lardy body. I probably don't taste good, but you might disagree." (me mimicing Big as I pondered if the fish in the water would hurt me if I jumped and dived into the water)

"Did I seriously just make that happen?" (after dying on the bumper kart race ride thing that Sonic automatically goes on when he enters Twinkle Park. I went so fast that a random bump propelled me off the course and into the abyss. Was lulz.)

"OMG WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY?!?!? I feel like I'm in a horror movie!" (commenting on Zero scaring the shit out of me with his random appearances in Amy's stages)

For Sonic 06-

"...Jimmy Hoffa." (me finishing Silver's sentence "I've finally found him...")

"Woah Amy! Calm down, I know you're a bit um...strained that way because of Sonic's absence, but do you really need to grab Silver so boldly like that? Don't become Rouge, Amy!" (response to when Amy tackle-glomps Silver in a cutscene)

"Ok Amy, I understand the mix up with Shadow, but Silver? Woman, you need contacts. Badly." (alternate response to the same above cutscene)

"So Mephiles, how'd that eye surgery go for you?" (comment on the random black stitch-like markings on his eyes)

"OMG SONIC DIED! Wait....where's the blood? Sega...-______-"

"God damnit, why won't you DIE?!?!? Stop killing me already!!!!" (yelling at the purple Iblis monsters in Shadow's Flame Core stage. Still can't beat that stage because of them.)

"All you're missing is candy, Mephiles, and you'd be the perfect pedophile."

"That sceptar should've dropped in slow-motion and then shatter in slow motion."

"OMG AGAIN?!?!!? This is like a bad fancharacter, except it's official!!!" (first response to Shadow-recolor Mephiles)

"Ellise don't you even think about it. No. What are you doing?! Get away from him! Ellise I swear to God if you--OMG YOU BITCH!!!!" (response to the kiss cutscene)

"Amy, why aren't you doing anything?! March up to her and claim your man, damnit!" (other response to above cutscene)

"Is he...digivolving? O___o" (response to Mephiles and Iblis' fusion into Solaris)

Sonic Advance 2-

"WHY IS THIS SPECIAL STAGE SO FUCKING HARD?!?!!?" (angry at the first level's special stage)

Sonic Battle-

"Aww, how cute! I know you were thinking the same thing Sonic, don't try to hide it from me." (after the conversation by Amy about how Emerl is like their child)

Unleashed-

"O_____O. I want that ice cream....right now....*reaches for the TV*" (that food was unrealistically delicious looking...)

"OMG IT'S A PIXIE...dog...cat...thing..." (response to my first meeting with Chip)

"Oh come on, Sega. You really didn't want to take full advantage of the Werehog idea? There's such a big sub-plot you could've done..." (response to seeing Sonic's seamless transformation from hedgehog to werehog and back and referencing my pre-game theory about the werehog)

"I strangely feel like I'm playing Kingdom Hear--OMG ENEMIES!*mashes buttons like crazy*Haa...haa...*on edge after all enemies are destroyed*There better not be anymore around the corn--DAMNIT!" (experience playing the first Night Time stage)

"OMG it's Iblis' long lost brother!" (after seeing Dark Gaia in the opening)

Usually when I die in any game I swear sometimes depending on where I was or how well I was doing before the death. With the exception of this after dying in White Jungle: "Shadow, you're the world's Ultimate Lifeform...so why the FUCK can't you swim?!?!?!" And when dying as either Team Sonic or Team Dark: "Tails, Knuckles, weren't you guys able to swim before?" and "I thought you could swim, Rouge!"

There's more, but I don't remember them all.

Also, this isn't directly related to a Sonic game, but it references one. dunno how many people here will get it or not:

"OMG it's Iblis' mother!!!" (in response to a boss battle video from The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon)

Edited July 8, 2009 by Kirvee

[Sean]

I quote lines from Xavier: Renegade Angel and Gex 2: Enter the Gecko.

Edited July 8, 2009 by Jake

[BakingBluePotatoe]

Well, I wasn't PLAYING, but I was watching on YT...

UnWiiLeashed:

*whistles* I'm getting an adreniline rush just WATCHING this guy play!

Constant: (Sonic randomly shouts) *copies him* WHOOOO~!

Unleashed:

(WereSonic's stretchy arms/WereSonic catches the ice cream) ... Woah. Nice one, Sonic!

(WereSonic rescues Amy and runs off before he's seen) Aaaaaaaaaaawww... I think he's embarresed. How cute. x3

Secret Rings:

WTF, Why does this remind me of Sonic Unleashed? Only way better! x3

Secret Rings Ending:

EPIC. FUCKING. WIN. x3

Sonic 06:

Sonic Dies:

IMMA FIRARIN MAH LAZAH!!! : ppppppppppppooooooooooeeeww~!: (Mephy)

Lulwhut? That's how it happened? (scene over)

Amy, aren't you gonna start crying or something? ............... ....:I guess she's in to much shock.: (Knuckles was more dramatic about it by shouting "SONIIIIC!" xD)

............ I guess she DOES have a crush on Sonic after all........ (After Hearing Elise's "prayer")

... What ever happened to "The Severs Are The Seven Chaos...." ... and the positive emotions and all that jazz? (Alternate responce to the above part)

Wave Ocean-Sonic 06: (saw the real one after I saw a DXPC mod)

Wow, this DOES look like Emerald Coast! <3

OTHER:

(Amy mistakes Silver for Sonic) Are you that blind, Amy!?

.. HE'S DOWN THERE, BAKA! (alternate respose to that)

I found myself saying on numerous times "Whaaaaaaaaaat?"... damn, it's so confusing.

Black Knight:

(Beginning) WHOOO! Chilidogs! x3

(Sonic pulls out the sword as Merlina warns him that he'd be known as "a slayer of kings" {or something like that}) .. Cool. So Sonic is the bad guy for once? xD

(Blaze/Sir Percival appears) Wait... If "Sir" Percival is a girl, why's she called "Sir"!? @_@ (Though, I'm sure in the real story Sir Percival IS a guy. but in-game, Sir Percival/Blaze was referered to as a she.)

(PLOT TWIST! Merlina takes the scabbard for herself and stuff happens.) .... OH Mah God! It was a trick!? =O

.............................. I need a Wii. and maybe I can get a 360 later.

[Extryn]

If I'm playing SA2 multiplayer with my friend, we always talk in-character and argue with each other.

Me (as Sonic): I'm soooo much better than you, you're like a bad fancharacter!

Friend (as Metal): You're just jealous because I'm SHINY!

Me: Yeah right, why would I be jealous of you?! I can spindash, all you can do is that crappy shield thing where you look like you're crying.

Friend: Crying?! Well I can jump WAY higher than you!

....and so on. This usually lasts for hours because we never actually try and race, just kill each other.

If I die in some way that I deem unfair: "HAX! HAAAAAAAAX!"

Oh, and on any part of the game that is INSANELY HARD AND UNFAIR (like for instance that puzzle in Mazuri Night, 360 (I'm ashamed to admit it but it took me like half an hour to work out, I thought my game was glitched and I just couldn't jump high enough...)), me and my friend always say "AAAH! THE MAD SPACE GUY! THIS LEVEL WAS SO BADLY DESIGNED BY THE MAD SPACE GUY!" in reference to the level designer of Mad Space, which we hate ever since trying to A-rank Rouge's get 100 rings mission...

Then in any hideously tricky part that I've died at a hundred thousand times I employ reverse psychology..."I am sooooo badly gonna die here, yup, gonna die any time now, riiiight now, come on, it's GOING to happen, there's no WAY I can ever do this....OH MY GOD I DID IT HAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE GAME, YOU SUCK SO MUCH!" ....and then I die straight after and have to do it all again. XD

In other tricky parts I tend to try and coax Sonic into living. "Coooome on, Sonic, don't die, please don't die, thaaaat's it, just get through this bit, you're doing we--AAAAH SONIC WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING?!"

Oh, and in any Sonic x Elise cutscene or Sonic and Chris friendship scene, if my friend's around we'll always comment to each other "See, Sonic doesn't like her/him, he's only pretending to because he's nice! Look how nice he is, putting up with them!" Especially during episode 51 of Sonic X where Chris says something along the lines of "I'm taking away Sonic's freedom, I'm only holding him back, I'm such a bad friend..." we both shout "YES! EXACTLY, CHRIS!" or when Chris says "You mean all this time...you were only staying with me because I saved your life?!"

That has to be like, the best line of Sonic X. XD

(...are phrases said while watching cartoons allowed in this topic?)

Like others, I also scream DBZ-style at the "press X 60 times" QTE.

[Trixie The Fox]

I once said "Hey Sonic" to my grandpa while playing SA1. XD

[Gabz Girl]

Another thing I do quite alot when I play SA1, is always mimic those hilarious facial expressions and mouth movements whenever I watch one of the cutscenes. I like doing Sonic's face most. XP

[Frobman]

Thanks to HF Commentaries, whenever I see two characters meeting again for the first time in a game, I might resort to saying "Long Time No See!", since in some other games, we hear them say that a lot.

And make snarky replies to comments like:

-Can we do this?

[Not really!]

-We can do this!

[Don't kid yourself]

-I'm sure we can do this!

[i don't think so]

You get what I mean.

[Gallon]

Usually when I die in any game I swear sometimes depending on where I was or how well I was doing before the death. With the exception of this after dying in White Jungle: "Shadow, you're the world's Ultimate Lifeform...so why the FUCK can't you swim?!?!?!" And when dying as either Team Sonic or Team Dark: "Tails, Knuckles, weren't you guys able to swim before?" and "I thought you could swim, Rouge!"

And vector drows too, and he's a damn crocodile

Also when knuckles says "We are not going there, are we?" and sonic answers "Yes we are" I always think something like Yeah, cuz you can do a homing attack, but poor knuckles...

Edited July 9, 2009 by Gallon