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WTF was that The Phantom Pain game? How is it a game? They didn't even give a platform, so could it be next-gen? Can't say I'm excited so far. Was just disturbing.

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"Phantom pain sensations are described as perceptions that an individual experiences relating to a limb or an organ that is not physically part of the body."

Hmm. What it's named after sounds interesting actually.

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It looked like Silent Hill... only it stared a one armed Solid Snake.

Ok this is odd...

The studio is named 'Moby Dick Studios'

Now try to find information about them... ... ... .... there isn't any.

Also, they're called Moby Dick, and there was a whale in the trailer... anyone think theres more to this than we're being let on?

Edit: Also no console announcements and no publisher... we're missing something here aren't we.

Samuel L Jackson mode?

How many times can I type 'This is stupid' without Carbo giving me a warning?

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Samuel L Jackson: And now for a live orchestra! That you can't hear because we're going to play sound effects over it!

So all in all I'm not missing anything by not tuning into this shit, right?

You've missed pubes, girl on girl talk, Metal Gear Solid Silent Hill edition.

LAST OF US! Hooray a videogame!

Oh wait... after this comercial break... but we just had one?

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*Tiny love heart appears over his head*

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MAY! It's coming may!

Finally get to see the monsters.... with their vagina face!

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Oh guys...

The Phantom Pain... = Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes.

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I joked how the guy in the trailer looked like Solid Snake... well... to top it off... Moby Dick Studio's was only registered a month ago.

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Why did anyone think it was a good idea to make a sequel to the worst subseries of this franchise again?

Oh guys...

The Phantom Pain... = Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes.

MGSGZ_flipped_feat.jpg

I joked how the guy in the trailer looked like Solid Snake... well... to top it off... Moby Dick Studio's was only registered a month ago.

I don't buy it. It's outsourced to an unheard-of Swedish developer, is way too nonsensical even for MGS standards and why the shit does Big Boss have a hook-arm?

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The Last of Us looks amazing. I was hoping we'd get it before then, but I guess the first quarter of 2013 is pretty busy already.

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Or one could say this is Carbo Vs that ban dodger.

This game likes to hit people in the face with heavy things doesn't it?

Spoiler includes a gif of the monsters.

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Okay I take it back - it definitely is MGS.

Moby Game Studio = MGS

Joakim = Kojima

That and Spike said the reveal was supposed to be a "piece of the puzzle"

Yeeeeahhh. That was terrible.

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