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The Sonic Team Rap

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I want Hunnid-P (Knuckles raps) to do this.



The Sonic Team Rap

 

Part 1: Genesis Era

 

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This thing all started in 91,

Back when the plumbers were #1,

But one blue dude came to ruin their fun,

His name is Sonic and dayum he can run!

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Rev dat Spin Dash!

 

Scrolling through checkers was really dope,

Nintendo thought it wouldn't last but Sega said nope,

Developing a sequel would be a nice idea,

Unlike a black hedgehog trying to avenge Maria!

 

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Rev dat Spin Dash!

 

So along came a mutant fox ready to play,

He may not be fast but he can fly away,

The 2 trippy bros showed Nintendo how is goes,

Get ready to roll be sure to tuck your nose!

 

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Rev dat Spin Dash!

 

Just when they thought their success had peaked,

Along came Knuckles dang he aint weak,

Smashing through boulders like a meteor on crack,

You can always count on him when Robotnik needs a whack!

 

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Rev dat Spin Dash!

 

 

Part 2: Dreamcast Era

 

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Things can't stay 2D let's face it you gotta move,

Let's start this thing on Emerald Coast time to groove,

Just doing my thing hey watch out for that Orca,

Sonic's modern-ass spikes are sharp just like a fork-a!

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Charge dat Light Dash!

 

We've got a winning formula let's not crowd this gang,

Along comes Shadow Chaos Control with a bang,

Who's the real faker here both got something to prove,

One thing's for certain get the emerald back from Rouge!

 

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Charge dat Light Dash!

 

Sometimes you get lonely and feel like starting a posse,

Come on Tails don't be a pussy,

You too Knuckles we all need a good chuckle,

Show that creep Eggman my blue tornado time to buckle!

 

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Charge dat Rocket Accel!

 

 

Part 3: Modern Era

 

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Just when you thought things were goin swell,

You get a bad case of development hell,

Psychedelic hedgehog and inter-dimensional cat

You serious this series 'bout a blue rat!

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Throw dat sky gem!

 

Trying to fix this mess Sega gazed up at the moon,

Boy that last release made us all look like buffoons,

How bout we make Sonic go really really fast,

Throw in some Werewolves we got ourselves a blast!

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Spam dat boost! 

 

Looking at these reviews people only liked half the game,

We can all agree that Wolf was pretty lame,

Let's throw in some aliens make them all feel the colors,

Regain the rightful spot above those pesky plumber brothers!

 

Yeah,

Yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah,

Launch dat laser!

 

 

(Bonus) Part 4: Digital Era

 

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Everyone remembers the 2D Sonic,

We've played it so much we became chronic,

Now it's time to bring back what we all knew,

Make a physics engine that feels like super glue!

 

Dimps,

Dimps Dimps,

Di-di Dimps!

 

In Episode 1 there was no fun,

Tails and Knuckles must have gone for a run,

Work dat ass gotta homing attack those Bubbles,

Stick to the walls and forget all your troubles!

 

 

Dimps,

Dimps Dimps,

Di-di Dimps!

 

It's the next iteration gotta improve,

Tweak those physics don't wanna be rude,

Metal Sonic's back what the f***?,

Zoom through Oil Desert headbang to dying ducks!

 

 

Dimps,

Dimps Dimps,

Di-di Dimps!

Dope rap dawg.

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