Your most detested/hated films

[EmmBee]

At least twice I had to sit through movies that I didn't care much for, because I was with a group of people who really wanted to watch them for some reason. The first of which is The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Maybe I was watching it with the wrong kind of people, because one girl there was getting really emotional over it. I just didn't really "get" the movie, but I've heard it's better if you watch it with large groups of people. Even then I wouldn't voluntarily sit through it again.

The second, with the same group of people, was this movie called D.E.B.S. It was some movie about secret agents... only they were all scantily dressed girls. Somehow it ended up turning into a lesbian love film, the whole plot was ridiculous and really boring at times. It was just so poorly written. Doesn't help that the same girl who got emotional over Rocky Horror also got overly emotional over this.

[Mysterious X]

Somebody please tell me that this fan-made short live-action movie, is not MUCH better than the Death Note live-action movie:

 

 

More than a million views, about 18500 likes...

[Applejack1973]

Bay's Transformers is on my detested list too.

 

Cloverfield and Lady and the Tramp II is not so bad.

Edited March 27, 2013 by Applejack1973

[Sean]

It's kinda hard for me to think of a movie I truly hated that everybody else already doesn't. I mean yeah I could say I fucking loathed every waking second I had to sit through the first third of Norbit (didn't even bother with the rest), but everyone would agree with me anyway AND THAT'S NO FUN.

I guess one movie that fits this criteria is Bad Santa. When I first saw this I was under the impression that everyone despised it as much as I did, but nope, I just checked Wikipedia and it has a relatively impressive 77% on Rotten Tomatoes. I think that's 30% too much because I saw this twice in hopes that maybe there just was something I didn't get the first time, but both times I thought it was a truly horrid, unpleasant experience.

Oh, and I only remembered about this one since the Coen Brothers exec-produced the above, but I really, really fucking hated The Ladykillers. Could this possibly be the worst Coen movie ever made? Those guys have a pretty solid track record (even if not all of their movies are to my tastes) but sitting through that one was torturous.

[iDEATH]

At least twice I had to sit through movies that I didn't care much for, because I was with a group of people who really wanted to watch them for some reason. The first of which is The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Maybe I was watching it with the wrong kind of people, because one girl there was getting really emotional over it. I just didn't really "get" the movie, but I've heard it's better if you watch it with large groups of people. Even then I wouldn't voluntarily sit through it again.

 

 

Really? i've never heard of anyone not liking Rocky Horror. What was it about it exactly that you didn't like?

 

I went to see the stage show last month and it was just brilliant, I was in the front row and the cast kept making eye contact with me. It was a hillarious night out and one of my best theatre experiences.

 

As for the film, to me it's the perfect combination of sentiment, humour, parody, pastiche, song and dance. It's just awesome.

And then there's Tim Curry, I can confirm as a 100% Heterosexual man......I would

[Dizcrybe]

It's kinda hard for me to think of a movie I truly hated that everybody else already doesn't. I mean yeah I could say I fucking loathed every waking second I had to sit through the first third of Norbit (didn't even bother with the rest), but everyone would agree with me anyway AND THAT'S NO FUN.

 

...I wouldn't.

[UF8]

I can't see all of them either... Weird, maybe these movies just don't want to be hated!

But I can see The Last Airbender and The Son of the Mask... And I like them both.

 

 

I think I understand why you chose Dragon Ball.

But please, tell me what is wrong (or what do you think is wrong) with Resident Evil, do you like, don't favor zombie movies in general? Do you think that Resident Evil had a meaningless plot? Please, let us know.

 That's fair enough, I'm a very big DBZ fan and this film just feels like a total disgrace to the what it stand for. The acting feels wooden and the special effects are terrible, the Dragon at the end looked ridiculous.

 

In regards to the RE films this is another similar answer. The RE games are one of my favorite game series, an though the latest games  are a little over blown they try to remain as realistic as possible to an apocalyptic world. The films just blow this out of proportion with how invincible Alice is. The fact that the whole films are based around her is another reason why I dislike the films. The official characters are nothing like how they are in the games, Nemesis is a ninja who gets killed with ease? In the game he gets decapitated yet still comes back for more. Alfred Ashford a good guy in a wheelchair, I remember him being the crazy lunatic and one of the main villains from Code Veronica. That's just a few of the points I make. I have not seen the last 2 RE films as i can't watch no more of it. Admittedly if i had not played the games then maybe I would feel differently about them. Thankfully we have the 2 cgi RE films that are true to the characters, 

[SIXTH-RATE SOMA]

But please, tell me what is wrong (or what do you think is wrong) with Resident Evil, do you like, don't favor zombie movies in general? Do you think that Resident Evil had a meaningless plot? Please, let us know.

 

[...]

 

>linking to a RLM video and saying nothing else

 

What an amazing rebuttal! Seriously!

[SIXTH-RATE SOMA]

>linking to a RLM video and saying nothing else

 

What an amazing rebuttal! Seriously!

 

I'm not sure if it's possible for me to sum up the problems I have with these movies in such a concise fashion. That said, I am glad to see you put at least as much effort in to your response as I did mine.

[Stacy]

I enjoy the Resident Evil movies. Sue me. 

[Kuzu]

I honestly can't think of a movie I truly hate, and that's saying something considering the amount if crap Hollywood pulls out of its ass.

[Mysterious X]

 That's fair enough, I'm a very big DBZ fan and this film just feels like a total disgrace to the what it stand for. The acting feels wooden and the special effects are terrible, the Dragon at the end looked ridiculous.

 

In regards to the RE films this is another similar answer. The RE games are one of my favorite game series, an though the latest games  are a little over blown they try to remain as realistic as possible to an apocalyptic world. The films just blow this out of proportion with how invincible Alice is. The fact that the whole films are based around her is another reason why I dislike the films. The official characters are nothing like how they are in the games, Nemesis is a ninja who gets killed with ease? In the game he gets decapitated yet still comes back for more. Alfred Ashford a good guy in a wheelchair, I remember him being the crazy lunatic and one of the main villains from Code Veronica. That's just a few of the points I make. I have not seen the last 2 RE films as i can't watch no more of it. Admittedly if i had not played the games then maybe I would feel differently about them. Thankfully we have the 2 cgi RE films that are true to the characters, 

 

So it's fair to say that you're the type of a person who doesn't like movies that mess up with the original game story... You do have a point.

 

 

I don't see what's so hilarious...

And why the hell should I care what these... Red... Letter... Media... Think about the... Ending?

Not to mention how obvious their low quality acting is... So if they're trying to be comedians... I ain't buying it.

 

I enjoy the Resident Evil movies. Sue me. 

 

If they sue you, I'll be your lawyer.

[Dark Qiviut]

I have two that I hate almost equally, for two entirely different reasons:

 

My most hated movie is this one:

 

I was forced to watch "Life Is Beautiful" as part of my Italian I class several years ago. This Italian movie (subtitled for American viewers) had humorous moments in the first half, but the second half is why I absolutely loathe it. The second half of the movie showed the father and child in the Holocaust, and it was done in the simplest, most trivial way possible. I'm Jewish, and how the whole tragedy was trivialized offended me beyond belief. It was implausible and fantasy-like. The Holocaust was fictionalized as some kind of fun game. It angered me so much that I put down my earphones and walked out of the classroom for a few minutes to recollect myself. I can never recommend it simply because it offended me so much.

 

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I really, REALLY hate "The Little Mermaid" simply because of how bad the characters and plot were written and handled. The characters, moreso the protagonists, are flat and hilariously UNfunny; and the romance is so unrealistic that it made me cringe. Plus, Arial is a swimming stereotype with an extremely one-dimensional personality. Great visuals and great songs do nothing to save me from cringing at this travesty.

Edited March 28, 2013 by Dark Qiviut

[KrazyBean]

 

Dragonball Evolution. FUCK...THAT...MOVIE! "Lets take Dragon Ball, and drop an assload of diarrhea on it!". That was their plan, and they accomplished it.

 

These are the main things which piss me off:

• Goku & Chi-chi are in high school...WHAT?!
• What the HELL happened to King Piccolo?! He looks like a rejected Power Rangers villain and he hasn't even got his trademark receptor thingies on his head! Did he cut them off or what! Maybe he's a "new form" of a Namek in this movie...who the hell knows.
• Goku's Kamehameha looks like frickin' Airbending. This could've been the only awesome part of the movie, but I guess they wanted to try their hardest to butcher Goku's trademark move.
• The fighting scenes and special effects are just LOL worthy
• Why does Shenron look like a goddamn Komodo Dragon?!
• Oh, and don't even get me STARTED on Goku's Oozaru form!

We need to find the Dragon Balls and wish this movie out of existence! I don't normally swear, but this movie just pisses me off so fucking much. I feel sorry for those people who went to spend £20 on popcorn and tickets to watch this crap.

Edited March 28, 2013 by KrazyBean

[SegaSuperStar]

I'm going to have to say the Resident Evil movies are quite pathetic to be honest. They don't follow the story regarding the actual RE game series. They have completely screwed up the characters and omg the Nemesis is a joke. As for Alice well.... no comment.

[Jack / Joker]

 

Michael Bay's Transformers.

 

FUCK. THESE. M... MO... I can't even call them movies. Idiotic MacGuffin-related plots, stupid unlikable characters and some of the most cringeworthy dialogue I've ever seen make up 2 of the longest hours of your life. You see, the films are called "Transformers", but they sure as sugary fuck aren't about the Transformers. A character given the name and name only of Optimus Prime runs amock murdering everything in sight and spurting out such well-written one-liners as "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" and "YOU DIE NOW", abandoning all qualities of the character that people all over the world know. Megatron, the normally charismatic and lovable rogue tries to make up the 5 minutes of his screentime by growling animalistically and getting beaten up. Bay mindlessly throws all source material out of the window in the vital moments where the viewers aren't getting an eyeful of Unintelligent Hot Chick #41790. And of course the stars of the entire franchise aren't even the stars of the movie. We have Shia LaBeouf acting like a douchebag, John Turturro acting like he's in a different movie, and who could forget, Megan Fox pretending she's relevant to the story while the camera gives us a full lecture on her bodily parts. The Transformers themselves who do get a considerable amount of screentime are Bumblebee, who doesn't fucking talk (thus is easy to write for), Herp and Derp (AKA Skids and Mudflap, two infamous racist stereotypes), and Ironhide, a character whose love of chaos and explosions make him fit right in a Bay movie. He dies tremendously, though, despite being the only character in the movie who seems to belong in the movie. Shockwave stands around staring at things only for Sergeant Shoot-and-Kill and his gang to run in and blow his brains out with weaponry that should barely dent super-advanced alien metal, Starscream forgets half of his personality traits and doesn't really do anything, and who could forget Mirage, a character people will remember for decades for all one of his lines. Great, Bay is now even more famous for being a douchebag who doesn't know how to movie, but I am most disappoint that it was the Transformers series that got the Bay cinematic excrement treatment instead of something else, like Teenage Mutant Nin-- Oh fuck.

 

Yeah sure, the first and third movie make for some damn fine background noise when you're not in a critical mood, but if you want to watch a fucking movie, stay stay away from the Bayformers Trilogy. They're not even good enough to watch on "Shitty Movie Night" or whatever. At least they were only TWO Schumacher Batman films and not FOUR and counting, goddammit >:[

[Ruby CUL Terumi]

 

Michael Bay's Transformers.

 

FUCK. THESE. M... MO... I can't even call them movies. Idiotic MacGuffin-related plots, stupid unlikable characters and some of the most cringeworthy dialogue I've ever seen make up 2 of the longest hours of your life. You see, the films are called "Transformers", but they sure as sugary fuck aren't about the Transformers. A character given the name and name only of Optimus Prime runs amock murdering everything in sight and spurting out such well-written one-liners as "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" and "YOU DIE NOW", abandoning all qualities of the character that people all over the world know. Megatron, the normally charismatic and lovable rogue tries to make up the 5 minutes of his screentime by growling animalistically and getting beaten up. Bay mindlessly throws all source material out of the window in the vital moments where the viewers aren't getting an eyeful of Unintelligent Hot Chick #41790. And of course the stars of the entire franchise aren't even the stars of the movie. We have Shia LaBeouf acting like a douchebag, John Turturro acting like he's in a different movie, and who could forget, Megan Fox pretending she's relevant to the story while the camera gives us a full lecture on her bodily parts. The Transformers themselves who do get a considerable amount of screentime are Bumblebee, who doesn't fucking talk (thus is easy to write for), Herp and Derp (AKA Skids and Mudflap, two infamous racist stereotypes), and Ironhide, a character whose love of chaos and explosions make him fit right in a Bay movie. He dies tremendously, though, despite being the only character in the movie who seems to belong in the movie. Shockwave stands around staring at things only for Sergeant Shoot-and-Kill and his gang to run in and blow his brains out with weaponry that should barely dent super-advanced alien metal, Starscream forgets half of his personality traits and doesn't really do anything, and who could forget Mirage, a character people will remember for decades for all one of his lines. Great, Bay is now even more famous for being a douchebag who doesn't know how to movie, but I am most disappoint that it was the Transformers series that got the Bay cinematic excrement treatment instead of something else, like Teenage Mutant Nin-- Oh fuck.

 

Yeah sure, the first and third movie make for some damn fine background noise when you're not in a critical mood, but if you want to watch a fucking movie, stay stay away from the Bayformers Trilogy. They're not even good enough to watch on "Shitty Movie Night" or whatever. At least they were only TWO Schumacher Batman films and not FOUR and counting, goddammit >:[

 

You just blew my mind.

 

...I'm sorry.

[SuperStingray]

 

When I was a kid, I admit it was mildly entertaining here and there but ultimately forgettable.  I watched it again during movie day in my marine biology class in high school and saw how terrible it really was.  I don't think there was a single character I liked (okay, the shrimps and hobo hermit crab were okay, but that's it.)  90% of them were one dimensional stereotypes, the humor was a combination of cheap pop culture gags and that lame Flintstones humor where you're supposed to laugh at how a completely different setting has technology analogous to our own.  Even the main character was a complete tool.  The story is about how some John Doe fish suddenly becomes famous by pretending to beat up a shark and immediately lets the fame get to his head.  They wanted to portray him as a normal everyman who wants more out of life and eventually learns to be happy with what he has, which is a cliche theme as it is, but it doesn't help that he's vain, inconsiderate and weak-willed.  Also the character designs are hideous.

Edited April 2, 2013 by Metal Gear (sting)RAY

[Mysterious X]

Shark Tale is nice, I loved almost every bit of the humor, the story itself is quite creative.

Let's not forget all the stars. Will Smith, Robert De Niro, Angelina Jolie, etc.

 

There's one thing I didn't like about it, which is that 'hot' fish (I forgot her name, she's annoying anyway) who tries to trick Oscar out of his money by attracting him using her appeal.

That, and wagering over seahorse racing, such things are not needed in kids animation movies.

 

I still doubt that there is any fish (or underwater) movie that comes better than Finding Nemo.

Shark Tale = 25% Finding Nemo..... Maybe even less.

[novelty]

I hate Ghost SHIP, Its so chezz and annoying!!!!!! I thought its for horror but its nothig but a ghoast porno

 
Ewww, seen it and couldnt want to watch it again!!!!

 

Real Post:

Yeah, I didn't like Ghost Ship. Majority of things were definitely unnecessary and the story was similar to Virus in terms of moral quality. :/, what a fail!

[Biafra Republic]

Okay, here are my list of movies that I hate:

 

1. Every Disney Animated Feature Film made since "The Great Mouse Detective" with the exception of "The Rescuers Down Under" and "Wreck-it Ralph": Right after this film is where Disney executives largely sold their souls to get the talent and skills needed to be rapacious money-sucking machines, IMO. Most of these films were never much good (with the exception of the two aforementioned exceptions) and one (The Lion King) even blatantly ripped off both "Bambi" AND "Kimba the White Lion". While I applaud Disney for recently breaking out of this mold of mediocrity by distributing the Studio Ghibli films, having Pixar make "Wreck-It Ralph", I'm still concerned that they can slip back into this former behavior, especially with their planned adaptation of Philip K. Dick's "The King of the Elves".
2. Jim Henson's "Labyrinth": While I do enjoy the Jim Henson Company works (including the Muppets before they were largely sold off to Disney), this one was a rare exception. Made with a big-hair David Bowie playing the main antagonist, it was a yawner for me, made even worse by the fact that my sister enjoyed this tripe and watched it several thousand times, mostly dragging me along for the experience.
3. Both "Ferngully" films: While I don't mind environmental message films as such (one of my favorite such films is "Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind"), the message gets forced down my craw at every opportunity during the films.
4. James Cameron's "Avatar": See prior entry on the Ferngully films.
5. The Twilight Saga films: The books and films are nothing but veiled Mormon propaganda and a desecration of everything that Bram Stoker held dear. I will say this once and for all: "VAMPIRES DO NOT BECOME WALKING DISCO BALLS WHEN EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT!"

[Stacy]

Okay, here are my list of movies that I hate:

 

1. Every Disney Animated Feature Film made since "The Great Mouse Detective" with the exception of "The Rescuers Down Under" and "Wreck-it Ralph": Right after this film is where Disney executives largely sold their souls to get the talent and skills needed to be rapacious money-sucking machines, IMO. Most of these films were never much good (with the exception of the two aforementioned exceptions) and one (The Lion King) even blatantly ripped off both "Bambi" AND "Kimba the White Lion". While I applaud Disney for recently breaking out of this mold of mediocrity by distributing the Studio Ghibli films, having Pixar make "Wreck-It Ralph", I'm still concerned that they can slip back into this former behavior, especially with their planned adaptation of Philip K. Dick's "The King of the Elves".

 

I all I can't say I agree you. "The Great Mouse Detective" was the start of Disney finding its feet again after the unfortunate slump they slowly fell in after Walt's death. I also think you seem to blaming the decline of the films solely on the Corporatization of Disney in the mid-80's which I don't think was avoidable seeing as the profits in the films and theme parks were on the decline the only thing ironically keeping Disney afloat was merchandise.

 

Maybe if Disney hadn't gone Corporate we wouldn't have got films like Wreck It Ralph or maybe they couldn't have afforded to bankroll Pixar.

 

Granted I can't say Disney going corporate was a 100% good thing and unfortunately the Business side does clash with the creative side which annoys me like the lack of 2D films but I believe they trying to turn this around again.

 

It's not like Disney wasn't a corporate prior to 1984 even if Eisner was a bit of a Gordon Gecko character and towards end of his reign the Company was nearly facing the pits again.  

 

Even when they did slump after Walt's death I didn't think they ever really stopped making good animated films where the only person who come close to some of their quality was Don Bluth.

Edited April 2, 2013 by BW199148

[Milo]

Okay, here are my list of movies that I hate:

 

1. Every Disney Animated Feature Film made since "The Great Mouse Detective" with the exception of "The Rescuers Down Under" and "Wreck-it Ralph": Right after this film is where Disney executives largely sold their souls to get the talent and skills needed to be rapacious money-sucking machines, IMO. Most of these films were never much good (with the exception of the two aforementioned exceptions) and one (The Lion King) even blatantly ripped off both "Bambi" AND "Kimba the White Lion". While I applaud Disney for recently breaking out of this mold of mediocrity by distributing the Studio Ghibli films, having Pixar make "Wreck-It Ralph", I'm still concerned that they can slip back into this former behavior, especially with their planned adaptation of Philip K. Dick's "The King of the Elves".

 

Nope. Wreck-It Ralph was animated by Walt Disney Animation Studios.

[Biafra Republic]

Nope. Wreck-It Ralph was animated by Walt Disney Animation Studios.

Looks like Pixar, Moves like Pixar. Sorry, Weegee, it's Pixar no matter how you dress it.