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DID ANY OF YOU BY ANY CHANCE FIND THAT SECRET PAGE

It contains the first two pages of the transcript that were deciphered from the banana peels, as well as A BRAND NEW PAGE OF CONTENT. (I'll take a wild guess that these pages might be a prime example of what one may find inside the average intelligence briefcase.)

DAT THIRD PAGE. HO BOY SON. DO I SMELL THAT STUFF IS GOING TO GO DOWN. BIG TIME. FOR REAL MAN. COLOSSALLY.

THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE JUST MAY BE REVEALED (a.k.a. Helen's secret agenda a.k.a. Why Team Fortress is even a thing.)

STOKED

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SuperStingray
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Let me throw my advice on the table as well. To start off generally, * Choose your class based on what you have to offer. Sure, there are limits- an average size team shouldn't be more than 30%

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Entire team is babies.

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that was amazing

Rusty Spy Dr. Eggman

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DID ANY OF YOU BY ANY CHANCE FIND THAT SECRET PAGE

It contains the first two pages of the transcript that were deciphered from the banana peels, as well as A BRAND NEW PAGE OF CONTENT. (I'll take a wild guess that these pages might be a prime example of what one may find inside the average intelligence briefcase.)

DAT THIRD PAGE. HO BOY SON. DO I SMELL THAT STUFF IS GOING TO GO DOWN. BIG TIME. FOR REAL MAN. COLOSSALLY.

THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE JUST MAY BE REVEALED (a.k.a. Helen's secret agenda a.k.a. Why Team Fortress is even a thing.)

STOKED

I'm telling you it's the clone army!

AND PYRO IS THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL SUBJECT!

No wait, it's the robots!

AND PYRO IS A ROBOT!

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Solly Dr. Eggman

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I'll be out when the update hits. :/

I really hope they don't risk ruining the Pyro's character by revealing his identity.

Still hyped, though.

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Phantomime Rouge the Bat

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NOW BEGINS... DAY TWO!

http://www.teamfortr...nia/cityonfire/

On a related note, it would seem we aren't getting our new laser guns just yet.

I swear, if this is the ONLY Pyro weapon we get... SO. MUCH. RAGE.

NEW SMG HOLY FUCK

New rifle is... meh. Then again I never play much sniper.

The pocket pistol looks useful, not TOO sure about the new shotgun, but it seems like it might be good on flatter maps.

Beggar's Bazooka looks TONS OF FUN, but not too sure about projectile deviation, as I am used to dead on accurate shots to dodge.

Scorch shot looks... interesting, but I would never leave my good ol' shotty and flaregun classic.

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Rusty Spy Dr. Eggman

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Finally two things that have desperately been needed for the longest time.

Pistols and SMG's worth using for Scout/Sniper!

Also, get enough Soliders with that Beggar's Bazooka and TF2 will turn into this

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Noir Dr. Eggman

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Haha everything but the pistol sounds terrible

MTP screenshot looks pretty coolio though !

oh also because I'm stupid, what is upscoping

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Solly Dr. Eggman

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oh also because I'm stupid, what is upscoping

It says "unscoping."

New items look fun to use, albeit some of them seem useless. I'm sure we'll get more Pyro items tomorrow, though. Medic got a Valve pack on day 3 of the Uber update.

I'm also excited to see what balancing changes come with this update, if any.

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Noir Dr. Eggman

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It says "unscoping."

Well

that sure makes more sense

I really hope we're getting more weapons tomorrow. The pistol's got a chance at being good, but the rest is so utterly terrible and the rocket lawnchair especially sounds retarded. For such a hyped up update I don't want Doomsday and MtP to be the only good things to come of it.

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Solly Dr. Eggman

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so like, this update's nice and all but WHAT THE SHIT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS

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How am I still missing the Diary and Capacitor? god DAMMIT

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Phantomime Rouge the Bat

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so like, this update's nice and all but WHAT THE SHIT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS

How am I still missing the Diary and Capacitor? god DAMMIT

Note that there are about some 60 diaries in TF2. Super rare shit.

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Phos Dr. Eggman

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Finally two things that have desperately been needed for the longest time.

Pistols and SMG's worth using for Scout/Sniper!

Also, get enough Soliders with that Beggar's Bazooka and TF2 will turn into this

What, just one?

Actually now it acts exactly like the Unreal Tournament rocket launcher... only with loading 3 out of 4 rockets?

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Phantomime Rouge the Bat

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That was the most fucked up and hilarious thing ever.

I FUCKING LOVED IT.

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Blue Wisp Dr. Eggman

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That was... The best thing I saw today. I LOVE the Pyro so freaking much right now.

I THANK YOU VALVE FOR THIS WONDERFUL GIFT.

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Phantomime Rouge the Bat

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Pyrovision goggles.

That would be like.

The best item ever.

HOLY SHIT. I would pay EVERY CENT I HAVE TO OWN THOSE.

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Nemain Big the Cat

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Just in: Pyro is officially Pinkie Pie! Fucked up but absolutely amazing.

Source Filmmaker is now officially released too. So much like for this update!

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Blue Wisp Dr. Eggman

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Pyrovision goggles.

That would be like.

The best item ever.

As in...

High vision?

Make it happen Valve.

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Rusty Spy Dr. Eggman

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I will never play Pyro the same way again.

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Phantomime Rouge the Bat

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His own teammates are terrified of him. He is that batshit crazy.

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