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HunterTSF Shadow the Hedgehog

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WAIT WHAT

THE THIRD MANN-CHILD?!

COULD IT POSSIBLY BE...?! FROM OH SO LONG AGO AGO?!

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OH NO. IT COULDN'T. NO WAY. NO HOW. IMPOSSIBLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

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>yfw Gray Gravel Company is a thing.

brb investigating Gravel Pit with a bazooka

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SuperStingray
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Let me throw my advice on the table as well. To start off generally, * Choose your class based on what you have to offer. Sure, there are limits- an average size team shouldn't be more than 30%

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Entire team is babies.

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that was amazing

Noir Dr. Eggman

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Gray made the robots. He was kidnapped by the EAGLE, an anti-technology super spy. That's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.

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PSI Wind Amy Rose

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>Looks through Kong King to see if there's anything so I can be one of the first

>Nothing

>Badwater had something

Goddamnit!

By the way, this is all I found in Kong King

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577838209035821222/C465C7F697D7CB35933D047AFA330AEC2E10C6C8/

You can already see these anyways behind the spawn via a window. There was a Top Secret door, but it lead to nothing.

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Senator NinjaShark Rouge the Bat

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and ontop of that, the newest update Has an interesting revelation

Undocumented changes

a Star shaped Bird told me that this has the effect of creating a message when you High Five someone who also has the Capacitor equipped, they are being collected here

What does it Mean? What will it Reveal? All we know so far is that the Administrator really likes walking into Bars!

also the dll has this piece of text

CMsgStandsForMonosodiumGlutamate

did_you_know_excitotoxicity_is_a_word

seriously_why_are_you_looking_at_this

CMsgStandsForMonosodiumGlutamateORDOESIT

did_you_know_excitotoxicity_is_a_word

i_didnt_know_that

but_then_i_dont_know_a_lot_of_things_i_guess

what does it mean, well....

Valve is screwing with us

BREAKING NEWS!

there was apparently another tiny Update, and a Page named 'tobor' appeared wich as of now leads to a forbidden page.

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Senator NinjaShark Rouge the Bat

Senator NinjaShark

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Alright Fellas, Hold onto your Hats and prepare your Asses because I am Double Posting because shit is going down now, like seriously, this is going to cause so many "oh Shit" reactions, I can already tell because I did say "Oh Shit" at this

so here it is, a NEW TF2 Comic

BLOOD BROTHERS

Alamo Astonishment in the Mighty Mann.co Manner!

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Phantomime Rouge the Bat

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An honestly shocking plot twist? In MY TF2?

Also... WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

what is happening

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Remy Amy Rose

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Valve are reaching new heights with these comics every time they make one. I don't think I've laughed this hard at the Alamo in my entire life.

TF2 horde mode incoming.

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HunterTSF Shadow the Hedgehog

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I HAVEN'T READ THE COMIC YET BUT I WAS GOING TO POST THIS YESTERDAY

A new blood splatter on the homepage and the entirety of Zephaniah Mann's Will is revealed!

http://www.teamfortress.com/mannwill/

Specifically the last part of his will is uncovered.

Lastly, to most trusted Elizabeth I leave the entirety of my "miracle" gravel cache, uncovered with Barnabus during a trip to Terra Australis. My weakling son Gray resurfaced last year and has threatened to blackmail me for it. I give the gravel to you and swear you to utmost secrecy in its keeping.

"Miracle" gravel, eh? Discovered in Terra Australis, eh?! By jove, my Spidey-senses are telling me that this so-called "gravel" cache that Zephaniah is referring to is in actuality Australium! (shocker)

Well, since the release of The Poopy Joe Files we still know that Helen's still stockpiling the stuff to prevent something. (Why heck, TF Industries stole the entirety of the United States' national reserve of the material during the Doomsday incident.)

Anywho, I was browsing through Loose Cannon to give myself a resfresher on the Mann Family history when I noticed this on the last page...!

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THERE ARE THREE LIFE EXTENDER MACHINES... could Gray still be alive?!

All we know is that he was after the Mann estate's "miracle" gravel... and this "Gray Gravel Company" is stationed smack-dab in the middle of RED and BLU's operations in Gravel Pit.

...Elizabeth, and now Helen have been stockpiling the stuff to make sure that he doesn't get his hands on it...

...and...

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...our very own Dell Conagher (that's the Engineer!) knows where the caches are!

Oh, and now some mysterious unmarked carrier tanks are encircling RED and BLU's battlegrounds.

DIS GUN B GUD

*reads comic*

GEE GOLLY JEEPERS THERE SON, GREAT BARRIER REEF, HOLY HOT DOG ON A STICK. Didn't see that coming. At all. Woah. Woah! WOAH.

WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

What. Happens. Now.

BIG STUFF. THE BIGGEST STUFF. In the history of forever. It's going down.

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...our very own Dell Conagher (that's the Engineer!) knows where the caches are!

Oh, and now some mysterious unmarked carrier tanks are encircling RED and BLU's battlegrounds.

I just realized that those tanks are blue. Could this mean the tanks DON'T belong to Gray, but in fact, THE ENGINEER! And the tanks are in fact drilling machines to dig up the Australium!

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HunterTSF Shadow the Hedgehog

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OH GOSH.

THE ENGINEER KNOWS SOMETHING.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW DELL.

WHATEVER IT IS.

I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT.

god damn it blutarch look at what your careless hands have wrought

but you can't

cuz you're dead

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Solly Dr. Eggman

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TF2 horde mode incoming.

This is very plausible. We have seene evidence the MvM update will have "waves," among many other things.

Since this is all likely connected to that update, I think this is a good time to remind everyone of the crazy sound file names from an update months ago.

  • “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step01.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step02.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step03.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_step04.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step01.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step02.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step03.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_step04.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_01.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_02.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_03.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_step_04.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_01.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_02.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_03.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_step_04.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_01.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_02.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_03.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_pyro\giant_pyro_step_04.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_loop.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_soldier\giant_soldier_loop.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_demoman\giant_demoman_loop.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_scout\giant_scout_loop.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_heavy\giant_heavy_explodes.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\giant_common\giant_common_explode.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_explode.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_loop.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_01.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_02.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_03.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_step_04.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\sentrybuster\mvm_sentrybuster_spin.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_small.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_deploy_giant.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo01.wa v”
  • “sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo02.wa v”
  • “sound\mvm\melee_impacts\cbar_hitbod_robo03.wa v”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_loop.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_deploy.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_start.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_smash.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_tank_explode.wav”
  • “sound\music\mvm_wave_done.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_bought_upgrade.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_bought_in.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_used_powerup.wav”
  • “sound\mvm\mvm_player_died.wav”

The waves and robot stuff is now given more context.

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