VGX 2013 Thread of Over-hype and Bad Hosting

[Boomer]

Oh hey Randy Pitchford with his shit-eating grin.

Either way this game already has me sold.

[Detective Shadzter]

Told you guys that the Nintendo game is previously announced.
 
NOA's Twitter:

Tune in to #VGX today for a segment with Reggie highlighting a previously announced #WiiU game!

 

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/409424324517724160

[Chaos Warp]

"The female orgasm doesn't exist" Are you fucking serious? Pricks.

 

And Tales Of The Borderlands. Sounds interesting. 

[Dobkeratops]

I keep expecting Chang to crash the party any moment

[Badnik Mechanic]

Oh what the fuck is this sketch and why is the audio so bad! It feels like a pulse in one ear then the other!

[Chaos Warp]

UGH this Smosh skit is making me fucking cringe.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Tomb Raider definitive edition.

 

It's just like the other Tomb Raider game, but with more croft and pixels.

[Mando-Whirl-Wind]

Tomb Raider definitive edition.

 

It's just like the other Tomb Raider game, but with more croft and pixels.

and still no nintendo version

[Badnik Mechanic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NC594S4Weo

[Detective Shadzter]

Oh, I know where I know this idiot host from. He presented Activision's E3 thing some years ago and made a right tit of himself. I saw it on YouTube a while ago.

[Autosaver]

Told you guys that the Nintendo game is previously announced.

 

NOA's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/409424324517724160

Uh.. this was confirmed a couple days ago.

 

 

Tomb Raider definitive edition.

 

It's just like the other Tomb Raider game, but with more croft and pixels.

Eh.. this was leaked so I expected this.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Oh look it's that guy you all like.

 

And a man with a huge red tie.

[KrazyBean]

AssCreed 4 won best Action/Adventure game...well done for beating GTA V and The Last of Us.

[Badnik Mechanic]

Cranky Kong is in Donkey Kong and according to Reggie.

 

"It's a fantastic innovation"

 

WII U IS SAVED!

[Your Vest Friend]

"It's a fantastic innovation"

*snrrk*

I'm sorry, it isn't polite to laugh at such ridiculousness.

[Badnik Mechanic]

*watches the gameplay*

 

So Cranky Kong is effective Scrooge from DuckTails?

[Carbo]

I told all of you.

[Brad]

Cranky Kong: because this is new and exciting news!

 

Oh Nintendo. 

[Wraith]

i saw this coming

 

yet i'm still disappointed

[Detective Shadzter]

Uh.. this was confirmed a couple days ago.

 

 

Eh.. this was leaked so I expected this.

I know. I was the one that posted the text from the VGA site. I'm referring to those that kept suggesting it could still be an all-new game.

[Willsy]

I could see Geoff trying his hardest not to laugh. I don't blame him, it's hilarious how Nintendo thought that was going to put the Wii U in good light. Fucking Cranky Kong of all things.

[Badnik Mechanic]

I didn't think I could be disapointed over Cranky Kong.

 

It's literally just a reskin of Scrooge from DuckTails.

 

Oh god... please don't ask Reggie about the other systems... this is gonna get cringeworthy. "It's what you do 6 months down the road that matters" ... too late.

*holds head in hands*

 

Tell me Geoff didn't just ask Reggie how much money they're making?

 

"You need games"

 

/dead

[Your Vest Friend]

*watches the gameplay*

 

So Cranky Kong is effective Scrooge from DuckTails?

"Life is like a hurricane

Here on DK Island."

Goddamnit you're so quotable tonight Hogfather.

[KrazyBean]

Man, why did he ask him about the PS4 and Xbox One?

[Dobkeratops]

 

"so how about those wiiu sales reggie? how's mario doing, reggie? what do you think of the xbox one and ps4, reggie?"