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6 hours ago, Tylinos said:

Just as a reminder, based on ages Ken himself gave during the book's run, Sally would have been 16, while Geoffrey would have been 22.

*Ooooohhh*-HOho-ho-hooo, *nooooooo...!* :joy_cat:

The college jock to Sonic's highschooler indeed.

 

 

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I am in no way going to try and defend Ken as he screwed up the Archie comic horribly toward the end. But lets not kid ourselves trying to paint sonic characters used in the fandom as a innocent place for kids. I can go on pixiv right now. Type Amy Rose and get some of the most insane nsfw art ive seen since well last week lol.  I was wondering why twitter said ken was trending today.

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1 hour ago, tailsBOOM! said:

Seriously.  Someone tell him to leave our fandom alone at this point.  He's never even played a game, tries to shoehorn in his OCs and now admits to sexualizing the characters... Why?   What good does it do him?

I mean, to be fair, him sexualizing the characters isn't something he needed to admit to. We could tell.

Like, I was always calling Lara-Su, "Weird White Bikini Wearing Alien Lady" or some variation of that because of that ridiculous cover of her standing almost naked on a photo realistic cliff. I seriously don't think I ever referred to her by name after seeing that cover.

And the way she's always drawn like she's posing for a pin-up calendar. She can't even be drawn laying on a bed without it looking like she's ready to make out with it. 

A part of me is interested in finding out what else he had planned. Did he also want to turn Sonic into a pin-up girl? Did his idea of having Sonic walk around in a white bikini get shot down? I need to know.

 

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4 hours ago, The Tenth Doctor said:

its obvious that Ken has been reading J.K Rowling's Twitter and wants to add in secret sex info into his stories. 

 

2 hours ago, Skull Leader said:

 

Ken Penders: *talks about the sexual lives of fictional character from a franchise whose main target are young kids in an attempt to copy J.K. Rowling*

Oh shit, really?.

3 hours ago, PublicEnemy1 said:
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I was amazed to learn there was Sonic porn.

2 hours ago, Polkadi~♪ said:

Consensual sex with persons at least age 16 but not yet 18 is permitted only if the actor is less than 10 years older than the younger party. 

Um...

2 hours ago, Polkadi~♪ said:

Still doesn't stop it from being weird, especially when Geoffrey looks and acts like a full-grown man (by the rules of this comic's universe, at least)

He does?

Like, admittedly, I didn't realize he wasn't Sonic's age until the wiki said he was in his twenties.

2 hours ago, Polkadi~♪ said:

Also, why plan to make such a story on a family-friendly comic? It's a good thing that plot point got shut down.

 

Long story short: thanks, i hate it.

Yeah, seriously.

 

2 hours ago, Ryannumber1gamer said:

 Good God, how did Penders just not get immediately fired after trying to pitch this idea to SEGA. Like yeah, it says something that SEGA at least had enough sense to step in and rejected this, given it's a children's comic book, and in of itself - is creepy, but how did SEGA not think to fire him on the spot for suggesting in their children's comic book about Sonic the Hedgehog for trying to get through with such a thing?

To be honest, I get the sense that this is one of those things that crossed his mind, but obviously didn't pitch because he's not stupid.

 

1 hour ago, PublicEnemy1 said:

And even then, it wasn't explicitly stated or shown or EVEN IMPLIED that they were fucking.

The fact that this sentence is being said is more proof of how made my night is.

1 hour ago, Dr. Detective Mike said:

Either he forgot that Sally Acorn is not a character that exists in his comic thing that's never coming out or he's having trouble remembering that his own work isn't supposed to be Archie Sonic fan-fiction. 

Well, considering he was selling Acorn emblem sashes in the earlier days...

1 hour ago, SBR2 said:

Why is it everytime I talk to this man it blows up?

Because you are a fingernail to a hairtrigger?

 

1 hour ago, Ryannumber1gamer said:

Wha? Huh?, uh...?

How the hell are you representing LGBT members by mentioning you planned to have Sally and Geoffrey have sex in the comic, and claim that you would never imply heterosexual relationships are the only legit kind, when the very relationship you are explaining - I.E - a man and a woman - is a heterosexual relationship??

 

Oh shoot, were the Geoffrey pages really a legit porno?

 

1 hour ago, Dr. Detective Mike said:

Guys, guys, clearly this just means Geoffery was a woman this whole time.

Ch'yeah.

1 hour ago, PublicEnemy1 said:

GEOFFREY WAS A SINGLE MOTHER!!!!!!!

He had a kid?

27 minutes ago, Skull Leader said:

Well, that didn't take long. I suppose he's still holding the same beer.

Oh, you saw this cumin, did you?

24 minutes ago, tailsBOOM! said:

Ken Penders trying to take down DC with him:

 

Uh, was it psychologists or just average wiseguys on the street?

33 minutes ago, tailsBOOM! said:

 

Also, am I only one who did a double take on the bottom that left message?

23 minutes ago, tailsBOOM! said:

I lost it at this:

That is going to be a copypasta, calling it.

There is, like, five different kudoses going on in this conversation, I can't even! :joy:

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So @Ratcicle King said it best: Pender's is like JK Rowling but for a property he doesn't own. 

Seriously the guy has become so self absorbed so egotistical to the point where I don't think he's in the right state of mind. No sane human being would say shit like this and that it was a good idea. As funny as this has been maybe it's best that we should ignore him because this is all he has going for him.

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10 hours ago, Tylinos said:

Just as a reminder, based on ages Ken himself gave during the book's run, Sally would have been 16, while Geoffrey would have been 22.

Pardon my French, but what the flying fuck, Penders.

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3 hours ago, Dejimon11 said:

So @Ratcicle King said it best: Pender's is like JK Rowling but for a property he doesn't own. 

Seriously the guy has become so self absorbed so egotistical to the point where I don't think he's in the right state of mind. No sane human being would say shit like this and that it was a good idea. As funny as this has been maybe it's best that we should ignore him because this is all he has going for him.

I say nuts to that!  This troll needs to be fed until he at last shits out The Lara Su Chronicles; then the world can have perhaps the greatest laugh yet!

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41 minutes ago, Tylinos said:

Of course, even as awful as that statement is, it's irrelevant since Geoffrey was actually 22.

The comics (as written by Ken) said the events around Endgame were set in 3236.  Sally's Data File said she was born in 3220 (making her 16), while Geoffrey's Data File that Ken recently released himself for TLSC says he was born in 3214 (making him 22).

I always thought he was 18 myself. Guess I was wrong.

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Actually, another conversation elsewhere reminded me of something: We saw Sonic's 16th birthday in Issue #68.  And from Sonic's Data File, we know he's a few weeks older than Sally.  Which means Sally was only 15 around the time of Endgame.

So, uh, yeah.  22 year old Geoffrey and 15 year old Sally.  More than a bit worse than 20 and 16.

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