Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Kiah]

 

I seriously doubt that...I think you are here to annoy me and everyone in that active user list behind you instead!

 

 

Oh, is that what it means when a topic is locked?! I thought it was a special topic that was restricted and that you could only post in it if you had the secret password...

 

 

 

No, I didn't find one. Can I use you instead?

 

 

And I'm gonna fire that sucker right towards you, as I am beyond sick of you ruining my SSMB experience for the day and not letting me browse the boards in peace!

 

EDIT: I don't know what it is with me and reading and following directions today...as I have been off point twice today with different topics! Anyway, fortunately I figured out what I was supposed to do and also learned how to screencap on my iPhone and I was able to get this shot: 

 

[ElectricAngel]

I was just browsing and then suddenly...

 

YOU. WHO INVITED YOU?!

 

Thankfully the little bugger went away, but then as I was typing the little shit returned.

 

And then he followed me some more, telling me to be haul ass if I see a canon.

 

And then, this little shit had the balls to shoot Tails. Bitch, no one messes with Tails.

 

In the end he just decided to get ready to invade Sonic Boom. God help our poor heroes.

[Badnik Mechanic]

I have been testing Chao Bot for two weeks...

 

 

This is the first time this little bugger has popped up!

 

P.S. Next year we should totally replace Chao Bot with Aaron Webber who randomly floats down and gives you lessons in life.

[Lucky]

I like how he popped up right as I was checking to see what the badge requirements were...

 

 

Though he still won't put the sports tape on for me.

 

[spinny]

 

 

 

you guys owe me money for a psychiatrist

[Pawn]

 

He's yet to show up without his brother Autochao. This followed immediately after:

 

 

 

EDIT: Aaaaaaaa! They won't stop coming now!

 

 

D=

[Your Vest Friend]

I have been testing Chao Bot for two weeks...

 

 

This is the first time this little bugger has popped up!

 

P.S. Next year we should totally replace Chao Bot with Aaron Webber who randomly floats down and gives you lessons in life.

 

And two seconds after I read this, BoOmochao popped up for me for umpteenth time in two weeks. Heh.

[SIXTH-RATE SOMA]

I AM CONTESTING THIS

[PaddyFancy]

WHEEEEEEEEEEE~

 

[Hero of Legend]

Found both earlier today! Just waited on a single page for it to eventually show up.

[Celestia]

 

Metroid DLC confirmed for Sonic Lost World!

[MamboCat]

Well, it's come back... but won't wear sports tape or show me its backside. :s

 

I guess after swatting it a few times, you have to regain trust!

[spinny]

By the way guys, it doesn't seem like one of those "refresh, nope, refresh, nope, refresh, nope, refresh, nope" cases.

 

My advice is to do something else meanwhile like how you can see I was playing 3&K in my screenshots. Minimize that window and leave the SSMB window maximized in the back and keep an eye out for Omochao, the Boom and backwards ones do turn up eventually.

[Wittymations]

It's fun reading these in his voice.

 

[MamboCat]

I was under the impression we had to "beat up" Omochao (ie click on it) to get it to wear bandages! So I'd spent a while hitting it! XD

[Nepenthe]

I was under the impression we had to "beat up" Omochao (ie click on it) to get it to wear bandages! So I'd spent a while hitting it! XD

 

I like how this is so very wrong yet so very logical.

[Badnik Mechanic]

I think I might have scared it off... I haven't seen it for a while!

 

Some of you think Omochao has actually disappeared?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny5H9GiVP_0

 

 

SSMB Member:

Beneath the SSMB,

I know he's there

He's with me in my game

He's everywhere... 

And when City Escape begins. 

I always find...

The Omochao of the SSMB is there

Inside my mind

 

Chao Bot:

Attack his weak point,

it's underneath!

My advice for you

Grows stronger yet

And though you pick up and throw me

At the badniks behind.

The Omochao of the SSMB is now...

Your mastermind!

 

SSMB Member:

Those who hear your tips

Draw back in fear

I know you think you care

 

Chao Bot:

It's me they hear

 

Both:

My/your help and your/my advice

In one combined

The Omochao of the SSMB is there

Inside your/my mind

 

Banned Members:

He's there The Omochao of the SSMB!

He's there The Omochao of the SSMB!

 

Chao Bot:

In all your Crisis Cities

You always knew

That those hint bubbles

 

SSMB Member:

They came from you

 

Both:

And in this labyrinth

Where night is blind

The Omochao of the SSMB is there

Inside your/my mind

 

SSMB Member:

He's there, The Omochao of the SSMB

(Vocalizing)

 

Chao Bot:

What's that...?

 

SSMB Member:

It looks... Like a Homing Atta-ack....

 

Chao Bot:

Whats that!? 

 

SSMB Member:

It looks... Like a Homing Atta-ack....

 

Chao Bot:

Whats that!!?

 

SSMB Member:

It looks... Like a Homing Atta-ack....

 

Chao Bot:

WHATS THAT!?

 

SSMB Member:

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[ElectricAngel]

Scared of high places, huh?

 

 

Rest in fucking pieces.

 

[ImPantsAtThis]

Someone might've already gotten this one, but-- oh god. He's here.

 

 

[Rey Skywalker-Ren]

[TearForFear]

 

And when YOU'll stop, I'll be the happiest man on Earth

[Badnik Mechanic]

 

And when YOU'll stop, I'll be the happiest man on Earth

 

Wait I'm confused...

 

You guys think this is just for April Fools Day? 

 

*Runs to the SSMB/TSS staff room*

 

HEY GUYS! They think Chao Bot is just for one day!

 

He's staying forever! How else will you people know not to post in locked topics!?

[Nepenthe]

Wait I'm confused...

 

You guys think this is just for April Fools Day? 

 

*Runs to the SSMB/TSS staff room*

 

HEY GUYS! They think Chao Bot is just for one day!

 

[Brad]

HEY GUYS! They think Chao Bot is just for one day!

 

Oh, erm... about that...

[Gregzilla]

Best photo of all time, four on screen at once.