[Roleplay] SSMB Crossing: In Another Time, In Another Place. [Read page 345]

[Klinsy]

Hsien-Ko announced the winner:

Hsien-Ko: "And the winner is .., Sayaka!"

"Remember, whoever wins has to go trough a pun off with me!"

"Are you ready?"

[Failinhearts]

"Well, I made it this far!" Sayaka says. "Let's finish this!"

Madoka anxiously awaits the final round. "Can she actually do this?"

Homura decides to be blunt. "No. She's gonna get her ass kicked."

[Klinsy]

Hsien-Ko announced her theme:

Hsien-Ko: "The theme for this rounds is ... monsters!"

"Werewolves sure get into a lot of hairy situations!"

"Why did the vampire need to reheat their food? Because it was cold blooded!"

"A witch noses alot about magic!"

[Failinhearts]

"What are we doing? Some kind of monster mash?" Sayaka asks, sarcastically. "I'm sorry, ghoul friend, but I'm still winning this!"

"Also, you're being kinda scareotypical about witches. This is coming from somebody who used to be one, after all. I didn't have much knowledge about magic. Guess you could say, I was brain-dead. Hah! Guess that was a real groaner. I would appreciate it if none of you booed me, though."

Homura let out a small boo.

Sayaka rolls her eyes. "Homura's more like a vampire than a witch or demon. Always sucking the fun out of everything."

[Klinsy]

Hsien-Ko humbly admired defeat:

Hsien-Ko: "Wow ... you're good, real good, I'm impressed, you win!"

"So, I suppose I better get going, nice meeting you all, even Homura!"
 

"Have fun with your play, whatever that might be!"

New storyline: Let's have fun and put on a play!

[Failinhearts]

"Bye! It was fun!" Sayaka waves goodbye to Hsien-Ko. "So, uhh... what's my prize, if you don't mind me asking?"

[Klinsy]

A letter blew in Sayaka's face:

"Aiya, I forgot your prize didn't I? Good thing Sis reminded me before I went, I got this from a man who was everywhere in the world of superheroes, enjoy it! It's the No-Prize!"

Valkyrie: "... The big prize is a empty letter?"

Rosie: "I heard of worse."

[Failinhearts]

Sayaka looks at the letter, kinda disappointed. "Thanks, I guess?"

"Well, you also get the glory and title of "pun-master", so it's not all bad. Now, let's start this play!"

[Klinsy]

Suddenly, a dragon shown up in the sky:

Valkyrie: "Ah, this is the last person I was talking about, the Divine Dragon, Lady Tiki!"

Tiki: "Ah, hello. So, I assume that many of you know about the Smash rift? Hmm."

Valkyrie: "Don't worry, Lady Tiki, invasions aren't our things."

[Failinhearts]

"Nice to meet ya!" Sonic says. "Yeah, we know about the Smash Rift."

"Why'd you ask?"

 

[Klinsy]

Valkyrie explains:

Tiki: "Mar Mar ... I hear he lives in there now."

Punchy: "Mar Mar? What a strange name."

Valkyrie: "She's taking about Marth, she knows Lucina and Robin too."

[Failinhearts]

"What about Corrin? Or Ike?" Sayaka asks. "Sorry, I don't know a lot about Fire Emblem. I kinda fell asleep at the library researching it during my Skylander training."

[Klinsy]

Cousin descended on Galaga  Ship:

Cousin: "Meowkie! Valkyrie! Long time no see!"

Galaga: "GALAGA HEARD THERE WAS A PLAY, WHAT IS IT?"

Meowkie: "Hi, bosses! ... Uh, we haven't quite decided on that yet."

[Failinhearts]

"Hey, you two! Good to see ya!" Sayaka waves. "We're just waiting for the others to arrive. Anyone seen Chihiro, Chiaki, Celeste and the others?"

[Klinsy]

Punchy brought over the scripts:

Punchy: "According to this, we're doing ... Shrek."

Rosie: "Shrek? That's not a play. ... Is it?"
Dreamy: "From what I heard, it got adapted into a musical, so that's what we're doing."
Valkyrie: "Ah, I heard of Shrek, never got a chance to watch it though."

Meowkie: "So, uh, bosses, don't play have auditions or somethin'?"
 

Galaga Ship: "THAT'S WHAT I AM HERE FOR, PREPARE TO GIVE THE BEST PERFORMANCE EVER."

Cousin: "Does Shrek even have enough characters to fit this whole town?"

Tiki: "Hmm, I think I will be part of the play, it sounds like fun."

[Failinhearts]

"So, Madoka, who do you want to play?" Sayaka asks.

"Hmm.. I wonder if I should be Fiona. I always wanted to be a princess!" Madoka replies. "Granted, I have to be an ogre..."

Sonic shrugs. "You win some, you lose some."

[Klinsy]

Punchy requested a role:

Punchy: "I want to be Puss In Boots."

Rosie: "Puss wasn't in Shrek 1, Punchy."

Punchy: "Just put him in there, no one will noticed a tiny retcon."

Dreamy: "That's a lot of stretching for the word tiny."

[Failinhearts]

"I've looked into Shrek The Musical, Puss shows up for a cameo, so it's not like it's inaccurate to the play that took place in the Real World anyway." Tails explains, looking through the DEUS for info. "Just so you know."

[Klinsy]

Galaga made a correction:

Galaga: "UH, YOU GUYS DO KNOW YOU HAVE TO EARN THESE ROLES FIRST, RIGHT?"

Cousin: "Hey, Galaga, are you going to be in the play?"

Galaga:"NO, GALAGA WANTS TO GIVE EVERYONE A FAIR CHANCE, PLUS, I WANT TO TAKE MY HAND INTO DIRECTING."

[Tori Himemiya]

"I heard you guys are starting something new! Me and daughter need to socialize more so we're in!" Suddenly Ren appeared, dragging something behind him. "Hello everyone! A little birdy told me you're going to have fun so please take this troublemaker out of my hair!"

"Great. I have to deal with my former enemies and potentially embarrassing myself." Celes didn't want to be in the same room with everyone. "Well take care!" Ren walked back to his office.

[Failinhearts]

"We're having a play, guys." Tails says, getting out a cast list. "Shrek The Musical, to be specific. I'm sure you all saw the film."

"And if not, what hole are YOU living in? Not counting Valkyrie considering her time period."

[Klinsy]

Tiki was unfamiliar with Shrek:

Tiki: "I never heard of this Shrek either, but my time is rather far back."

Meowkie: "So, when are auditions starting?"

Galaga: "RIGHT NOW, FIRST UP, WE FIND WHO PLAYS SHREK!"

[Tori Himemiya]

"In my case I was too busy gambling to watch garbage. But then again I don't think it exists in our universe anyways."

[Failinhearts]

"I nominate Homura!" Sonic says.

Homura looks at Sonic in shock. "W-What?! Why are you saying I should be the ogre?!"

"Think about it this way, if you and Madoka win... guess who gets Fiona in the end?" Sonic explains.

Homura thinks about it. "Oh, fine."

[Tori Himemiya]

"I dare ask to say this but what dreadfully awful role are you making me play?"

"Probably the villain role knowing you! Hahaha!"

"Huh? What am I doing here again..?"