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So I should probably do some clarification for XStream. Motobug (which includes myself and @The Deleter as the managers of Motobug) has teamed up with Felix for Movie Nights. Up until the 22nd, the schedule for XStream will remain the same (5 episodes per night running from 5:00pm EST/10:00pm GMT) with Movie Night starting up at 7:00pm EST. When I start the next series on XStream, the number of episodes will be cut down to around 3 or 4 episodes per night, to allow Movie Night to start earlier).

As for that, might as well confirm it now that Felix's has announced. My recent announcement about XStream's showing of the Sonic OVA was secretly a crossover event between Movie Night and XStream (I've known about the comeback for at least a week or so :D), so on the 22nd of July, XStream and Movie Night will be crossing over for a stream of Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie!

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Ladies, gentlemen, please. If you truly wish to witness something so horrendously god-awful for an SSMB Movie Night, might I present to you The Adventures of Food Boy?

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So over the past year I've developed a masochistic taste for bad, bad movies—Birdemic, Foodfight, Cool Cat, even The True Story of Puss in Boots starring Will Shatner to name a few (still haven't seen The Room yet, gotta fix that)—and then a dear friend of mine pointed this delightful little film out to me, available to watch right now on Netflix Canada.

Wanna know how bad it is?

I've started watching this movie around a month ago, and I'm only 30 minutes in. Not in one sitting, god no, I'd never manage; it's gotten so awful that I can't digest more than a minute or two of this piece of crap at a time. I can't stomach this movie. I still haven't finished it. Why?

It stars the most cardboard character tropes you can imagine in the most overdone high school movie-setting plot you've seen a million times, the most 35 year old-looking teen I've ever seen playing the role of the most cardboard high school bully tropes, the most disgusting waste of good food I've ever seen period, an obnoxious soundtrack trying so hard to be cool that it puts made-for-TV "teen" movies to shame, and the food powers... good fucking lord. There's no digesting this wholly and coming out alive. There is so much wrong with it.

That said, I suggest Food Boy! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

in fact i think someone uploaded the entire thing to youtube. hint hint

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11 hours ago, VizardJeffhog said:

Ladies, gentlemen, please. If you truly wish to witness something so horrendously god-awful for an SSMB Movie Night, might I present to you The Adventures of Food Boy?

p192504_d_v8_aa.jpg

So over the past year I've developed a masochistic taste for bad, bad movies—Birdemic, Foodfight, Cool Cat, even The True Story of Puss in Boots starring Will Shatner to name a few (still haven't seen The Room yet, gotta fix that)—and then a dear friend of mine pointed this delightful little film out to me, available to watch right now on Netflix Canada.

Wanna know how bad it is?

I've started watching this movie around a month ago, and I'm only 30 minutes in. Not in one sitting, god no, I'd never manage; it's gotten so awful that I can't digest more than a minute or two of this piece of crap at a time. I can't stomach this movie. I still haven't finished it. Why?

It stars the most cardboard character tropes you can imagine in the most overdone high school movie-setting plot you've seen a million times, the most 35 year old-looking teen I've ever seen playing the role of the most cardboard high school bully tropes, the most disgusting waste of good food I've ever seen period, an obnoxious soundtrack trying so hard to be cool that it puts made-for-TV "teen" movies to shame, and the food powers... good fucking lord. There's no digesting this wholly and coming out alive. There is so much wrong with it.

That said, I suggest Food Boy! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

in fact i think someone uploaded the entire thing to youtube. hint hint

 

I like this. I LIKE THIS IDEA.

BOYS AND GIRLS

OUR FIRST MOVIE NIGHT WILL BE

 

The Adventures of Food Boy

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prepare for a meal of suffering this Friday at 7:00 PM EST ?

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Just now, Auto said:

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU, I WOULD NOW BE IN LUCAS GABRIEL'S DIGESTION

You know, there's something you should know so I'm gonna tell you so, don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show!

Working all day now it's time to unwind, kick back, relax, take a load off of your mind

huh ha

I'll be busting the moves, i'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing cause it's party time

Everybody's feeling fine cause it's party time

CAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME 

PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME

ITS PARTY TIME 

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME

HUH HA

Just leave your troubles at the door, leave your worries behind, leave the rest up to me, you're gonna like what you find, 

i'll be busting the moves and i'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing cause it's party time

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

PARTY TIME 

ITS PARTY TIME

EVERYBODY'S FEELING FINE CAUSE ITS PARTY TIME

It's Party Time! *thumbs up*

 

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Yeah, Felix and Movie Nights are back! Unfortunately, I don't have any suggestions for what to watch, since I believe some of us are in favor for the greatest that is the Rapping Dog from Titanic: The Animated Musical.

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

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1 hour ago, I'm Dan said:

I'm wondering if we are going to watch some actually good movies? So far the selections have been "lmao this is solo bad" movies.

Considering the Sonic OVA is already confirmed for the 22nd, good movies are coming. Party Time was popular demand.

and because it's amazing like what is up if you don't see how amazing it is

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