Sonic 12 days of christmas parody (LYRICS)

[speedhog58]

A while back now; I decided to write a Sonic themed '12 days of christmas' parody that I intended to make a video about for december but couldn't find support to help make it.

I'm gonna try and do it again this year; but I thought that people here might like to read the song just in case I fail (again), hope you enjoy it!

 

Here's some music to go with it...

 

Sonic: On the first day of Christmas, my sidekick gave to me…

Everyone: A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Tails: On the second day of Christmas, my idol gave to me…TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Knuckles: On the third day of Christmas, my bad luck gave to me…THREE HEADED-(JESUS!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Shadow: On the fourth day of Christmas, Maria gave to me…FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: 3 HEADED-(OH GOD!)

Tails: 2 STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Sonic: On the fith day of Christmas, my jet plane gave to me…FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(NO!!!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Knuckles: On the sixth day of Christmas, my rival gave to me…SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(DON’T LOOK!!!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Amy: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me (son: what?)….SEVEN GEMS OF POWER

Knuckles: SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(WHY!!?)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Rouge: On the eighth day of Christmas, Knuckles “kinda” gave to me (knux: Hey you! GET BACK HERE!)…EIGHT GLOWING SHARDS

Amy: SEVEN GEMS OF POWER

Knuckles: SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! YEAH!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(DAMMIT!!!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Silver: On the ninth day of Christmas, a stranger gave to me…NINE CRYPTIC WARNINGS

Rouge: EIGHT GLOWING SHARDS

Amy: SEVEN GEMS OF POWER

Knuckles: SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! YEAH!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(STOP!!!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Shadow: On the tenth day of Christmas, Sega gave to me…TEN POINTLESS ENDINGS

Silver: NINE CRYPTIC WARNINGS

Rouge: EIGHT GLOWING SHARDS

Amy: SEVEN GEMS OF POWER

Knuckles: SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! AWESOME!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(AHHH!!!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Tails: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my laptop gave to me….ELEVEN MESSED UP FAN ARTS

Shadow: TEN POINTLESS ENDINGS

Silver: NINE CRYPTIC WARNINGS

Rouge: EIGHT GLOWING SHARDS

Amy: SEVEN GEMS OF POWER

Knuckles: SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! ALRIGHT!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-(UGH!!!)

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND A BIG CHILLI HOT DOG FOR FREE!!!

 

Eggman: On the twelfth day of Christmas, the hedgehog gave to me…TWELVE FACIAL BRUISES

Tails: ELEVEN MESSED UP FAN ARTS

Shadow: TEN POINTLESS ENDINGS

Silver: NINE CRYPTIC WARNINGS

Rouge: EIGHT GLOWING SHARDS

Amy: SEVEN GEMS OF POWER

Knuckles: SIX DUD DETECTIVES

Sonic: Say it with me now, FIVE GOLDEN RINNNNGS!!!!

Shadow: FOUR DAMN EMERALDS

Knuckles: THREE HEADED-oh. Right…

Tails: TWO STRIPEY SNEAKERS

Everyone: AND…A…BIG CHILLI-

Sticks: -HOTDOG FOR FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Boom Sonic: Uhhh…Sticks? Are you singing to yourself?

Sticks: No! It’s to keep the turkeys from launching their revolution! They plan it every December!

Boom Sonic: What? How does that even-

Sticks: A verse for each day keeps the birds at bay! Now where was I? On the 13^th day of Christmas…

Sonic: Yeah, sure, you do that…