SONG: Sonic, Sonic

[AzureLakeSanic]

Backstory: this's a parody of a song Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman sang for Chevy Chase during season 2, episode 2 of SNL. This was written by someone else, but being a 7 year old idiot, we got on bad terms and now I technically own the parody.

"Sonic, Sonic" sung by Amy Rose, Sally Acorn, and Mina the Mongoose

Based on the "Chevy, Chevy" song from Saturday Night Live, as performed by Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman

(Music plays)

Group: When he's doin' "Unleashed," my heart stands still

When he says "Let's do it to it," I could die

Amy: When he talks dirty on that phone, it's like he's talkin' to me

I go to pieces when he sneezes on his glove

Group: When he does power chords, you know I'm never bored

He says "No problem," but I wish that he could see

Mina: There is a problem, mine, because I want him so

Group: But if he takes me in his arms, there would be

Amy: Sonic!

Group: Sonic, I love when you fall down

It's Friday night on my new Wii

Sally: Oh but Sonic, every time you take that fall,

Group: I wish that you were fallin'

Mina: Fallin' for me

Group: I know this shouldn't be said,

"I wish his girlfriend were dead."

Her tragic accidental death I see in plot

Sally: So when in heaven we meet,

I will be able to say,

Group: "Hi, I'm Mrs. Sonic H., and you're not~!"

Amy: Sonic!

Group: Sonic, I love when you fall down

It's Friday night on my new Wii

Sally: Oh but Sonic, every time you take that fall,

Group: I wish that you were fallin'

Mina: Fallin' for me

(Spoken)

Amy: Once, he came to see me in my bedroom!

Sally + Mina: Do tell!

Amy: He asked for an emerald, and I felt my heart zoom!

Sally + Mina: Then what happened?

Amy: The game began, he turned to go, he said goodbye!

Sally + Mina: Oh, no!

Amy: I begged him to stay! I thought I would die!

Mina: Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out!

Amy: (Pause) He walked into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it.

(Sung)

Sally: Sonic!

Group: Sonic, I love when you fall down

It's Friday night on my new Wii

Sally: Oh but Sonic, every time you take that fall,

Group: I wish that you were fallin'

Fallin' for me~

If you want to hear the original song, go onto YouTube and look up "Chevy's Girls". My goal is to record this parody version and recreate the original sketch with Amy, Sally, and Mina as Gilda, Jane, and Laraine. For some reason, I always envision Amy as her classic self. (The girlfriend that they mention is Breezie.)

What'd you all think?

[ClassicKnuckles]

top 10 sonic vocal tracks

[AzureLakeSanic]

12 hours ago, ClassicKnuckles said:

top 10 sonic vocal tracks

[AzureLakeSanic]

Oh god, this... Now I understand why the original owner hated it so much after 6 years. It's as bad as Kidz Bop. Shoehorning Sonic into stuff that wasn't meant for him... I mean, I do have a Cyborg parody of this that's much better, because I modified more of the lyrics.

But it inspired half of the Mobius Redrawn canon and it's too late for me to change it. Plus, Mobius Redrawn is more about what my 7/8 year old self wanted to see, not what my 17 year old self wants to see. So I'll leave all the references to this embarrassing song alone and only change stuff that I don't sit well with (ex. Sonic talking dirty on the phone... he's 10 in MR.)