How would you make Sonic Next Gen..... WORSE?

[Rusty Spy]

14. Elise has been replaced with Fang the Sniper

I WISH.

[Phos]

Yeah, there are several items on that list that would have made the game better, though replacing Elise with Nack would lead to a bad slash fic.

[Briraka]

1. Have Elise's theme be a sexy remix of I Am ... All of Me

2. Tails is a girl

3. Silver's theme is "Sweet Transvestite"

4. Game? What game? This is all cutscenes that run 10 frames per second!

[AdventChild]

Make it into a movie done by Uwe Boll instead of making it as a game.

[Guest Miles Per Hour]

I WISH.

Sonic & Fang gay love, it turns me on just thinking about it *_*

Imagine Sonic carrying him in his arms

[Rusty Spy]

Sonic & Fang gay love, it turns me on just thinking about it *_*

Imagine Sonic carrying him in his arms

Okay maybe not that. I was thinking more along the lines of Fang being in the game and Elise, NOT being in the game, rather than Fang taking her place.

Though I'd pay money to see a Sonic/Fang slash.

[DaBatGuy]

The sheer closed-mindedness, short-sightedness and general ignorance of this post is actually quite astonishing; not only did Sonic '06 have fantastic level design, but it also utilised incredible (and, for the series, ground-breaking) physics, was graphically excellent and played host to one of the single best soundtracks that the series has seen to date.

Mark my words: a hell of a lot more could have gone wrong with that game than did...

Sarcasm, you fail to detect it.

[The Tenth Doctor]

Let Ken Penders have created some characters for it and then two years later, say they have to remove all the characters he made from it.

Also make the music change evry time a bad guy pops up (My main annoyance with Unleashed). Lastly, Shadow moonwalks.

[eXtaticus]

Sarcasm, you fail to detect it.

Sarcasm, you fail to convey it correctly.

[Indigo Rush]

Yeah, sorry about that; I sure know how to stir up an argument! In any case:

This game could have been worse by it not existing.

Yes, I went there...

If by "made worse" you mean "doing a grand service to the fanbase and the SEGA Corporation," then yes.

[Crystal Kingfisher]

If by "made worse" you mean "doing a grand service to the fanbase and the SEGA Corporation," then yes.

EXACTLY!!!!! If I were magic, then I would make Sonic '06 never exist. (and Sonic and the Black Knight as well)

[Dejablue]

Sarcasm, you fail to convey it correctly.

No I'm pretty sure that was Sarcasm myself.

Edited July 14, 2010 by Dejablue

[Uraraka]

 Make it so Silver decides he wants to enjoy the past, so there would be a really long mini game where you have to play on the playground. and when you are ready to leave, Silver throw a tantrum "No! Not yet! I was only here for a little while!! No, no, no! Please stay!" Then he'd fall on the ground and throw a tantrum. hahaa!

[RisingForever]

50 Ways to Make Sonic 06 a Worse Game

 

1.       Have hour-long cutscenes like MGS4.

2.       Release the game in 2008 but still have everyone call it Sonic 06.

3.       Change the setting to the US

4.       Have Sonic killed in the first cutscene

5.       Make the game 100 hours long

6.       Use Kinect and Move constantly

7.       Make it a tragedy of epic proportions

8.       Give all 24 characters a separate story line

9.       24 characters are Sonic Man, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Sally, Shadow, Shadow’s Shadow, Rouge, E-101-Omega-3, Silver, Blaze, Cream, Vanilla, Chocolate, Master Emerald, All 7 Chaos Emeralds, and the player through the use of magic.

10.   Sonic is killed by the Mexican drug cartel for not following directions and selling high priced drugs to Sonic Man.

11.   First Cutscene is two hours long and has multiple QTEs that will restart the cutscene if you fail.

12.   Sonic Man is shown high in the streets of Brooklyn contemplating  suicide but finds the drugs too good

13.   Eventually, runs out of drugs and finds out that Sonic has been killed for giving the drugs to him. This convinces him to don the disguise of Sonic Man, savior of the slow.

14.   First half of Sonic Man’s story is trying to be Sonic but failing miserably and getting laughed at. Features realistic view of Brooklyn using Google Streetview. Controlled with the Kinect on 360 and by juggling Move controllers on the PS3

15.   Second Half of story is finding bridge or building high to kill Sonic Man. Very emotional but features comic relief when Sonic Man lands in a mattress truck that suddenly catches fire, burning him alive.

16.   Tails story takes place in a secret laboratory that is funded by the government to create useless things. Tails is heartbroken about Sonic’s death as they were going to get married in 3 months. Tails is also changed to a female who is 3 months pregnant.

17.   Gameplay involves coping with death through eating chocolate and watching daytime television.

18.   Also is a dating simulator that involves God Of War like sex QTEs.

19.   Later turns into a wedding planner/wedding simulator.

20.   Final level involves going into labor and giving birth to Sails.

21.   Features multiple endings that all have to be unlocked to access the Final Story.

22.   Knuckles doesn’t actually exist

23.   His gameplay is just karaoke with rap songs

24.   Features all the popular rappers like M&M, Reese’s, and Skittles.

25.   Knuckles is actually a downloadable model for this mode that costs $5 or £10.

26.   Amy’s story is about finding Sonic’s dead body and killing herself Romeo and Juliet style with Sonic.

27.   Features realistic grave-digging gameplay that uses the Wii-Remote on the 360 and PS3 and comes with a screwdriver to shove your Wii inside your PS3 or 360.

28.   Requires a gun to complete story by fake shooting yourself in the head with a blank shot to simulate Amy killing herself.

29.   Sega is not responsible for any deafness caused by this and thinks you are all wimps if you can’t do         it.

30.   The rest of the stories don’t actually exist.

31.   Or clicking on them will show porn.

32.   All characters are super realistic.

33.   Tails is voiced by Ryan Drummond

34.   Knuckles is voiced by Ice-t

35.   Amy is voiced  by Leonard Nimoy.

36.   Sonic is voiced by making car noises.

37.   Sally is voiced by playing the saxophone.

38.   Shadow and his shadow are both voiced by Nicholas Cage

39.   Rouge is voiced by the old lady down the street.

40.   E-101-Omega-3 runs on the Windows Vista operating system.

41.   Silver is voiced by Blaze.

42.   Blaze is voiced by Silver.

43.   Nobody gave a shit about the other characters so it was just said they be in the game.

44.   There is no final story, just Sonic Team laughing at your stupidity.

45.   It will be the flagship game for Sega’s new console, the Voyager.

46.   It will cost $70.

47.   The game will come DRM that doesn’t work at stopping you from playing it.

48.   Reviewers will lambast it while they secretly find it attractive.

49.   It will be the last Sonic Game for 5 years.

50.   It will be called Sonic Adventure 4.

[Uraraka]

50 Ways to Make Sonic 06 a Worse Game....

 

......

41.   Silver is voiced by Blaze.

42.   Blaze is voiced by Silver.

....

  Now that would be hilarious!

[Splash the Otter]

3.       Change the setting to the US

Didn't they already do that in SA2?

Edited June 13, 2013 by ElectroKyurem

[RisingForever]

Didn't they already do that in SA2?

 

Yes, other plotlines involve Blaze and Silver filing taxes and Chocolate (who is a Hershey Bar) running for the US Senate. However, in the Expansion Pack (which is $30) is when Elise enters the story to try to bring Sonic back to life as she is a healer using her magic powers. The magic powers Elise gained will be explained in the second expansion pack.To do this she secretly takes Eggman's life (which sends Eggman straight to hell like Shadow planned) and gives it to Sonic. Eggman loses some weight due to the heat, before the devil, who is actually Fang the Sniper, realizes Eggman had his life stolen form him and sends him back to Earth. That is why Eggman is thinner in the game.

 

Edit: That ended up being more like being a bad fanfic then ways to make Sonic 06 worse. It was like shitting on top of shit. Redundant.

Edited June 13, 2013 by RisingForever

[Dr. Detective]

I really don't know. I guess ... sun and moon medals? 

 

Oh and Kinect. That ruins everything.

[Mr Useful]

2 ways to make 06 unplayable:

 

Remove the music and make the game look as bad as Shadow the Hedgehog.

[Dr. Detective]

I honestly would rather look at Shadow the Hedgehog graphics than the ones Sonic 06 had. Especially when it came to the character models.

[Chaos Incarnate]

I can't speak much for gameplay, but let's ruin the music now, shall we?

 

• Replace Zebrahead with the Jonas Brothers.
• "My Destiny" is now sung by Rebecca Black.
• Justin Bieber sings " Dreams of an Absolution."
• Crush 40 is replaced by the Naked Brothers Band.

Oh, and the stage themes in the game are just as rushed as everything else. Therefore, we get low quality MIDI'S on the same level of Sonic Chronicles.

 

Enjoy getting your ears raped, everyone!

[-blank-]

Or, you could make the music really repetitive. For instance, take the first few notes of Kingdom Valley and repeat them. Over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. Just constantly repeat a few notes over and over again. That's bound to annoy players.

[Johnny Boy]

1. Make Sonic have lots of realistic looking fur (Eddie Lebron fan film)

2. Have Martin Burke voice sonic

3. Unskippable cutscenes

4. Alternate gameplay styles whenever you switch to a different character during a stage (ex: Treasure hunting in a wide open area whenever you switch to rogue or Knuckles)

[Uraraka]

I honestly would rather look at Shadow the Hedgehog graphics than the ones Sonic 06 had. Especially when it came to the character models.

  Yeah talk about it! Tails, when he first met Elise, had a strange waving animation...He kinda reminded me of something from Barney... I don't know...   Knuckles' head was too small, and he was way too skinny! ...Amy looked like... weird!

Edited June 15, 2013 by knucklesgirl

[RK64]

Well, you cant make shit better by shining it, so to make the game even shiter, I say, have the movement controls mapped to the face buttons, the jump button mapped to clicking the left stick, and replace all the music with fart sounds.

 

....Sorry for this stupidness, but HOW could you make a game like Sonic 06 worse?