Weirdest things you've done

[\gunther]

When I'm near a cat, I always get the urge to speak in this weird voice and make weird shrieking sounds. Almost like I'm talking to a little baby, but more shrieking at the cuteness.

Also, why I'm sitting on a couch/a bed/the floor, I tend to wrap one of my legs around my lower arm and do other things. I sorta "play with my legs" with my arms if that makes any sense. << Ever since I was little I've been doing things like that with my legs, it's somewhat involuntary.

I know there's more, weirder stuff than that, but I can't think of anything else atm. :[

Edited April 19, 2009 by The Damn Cat

[Superstrider]

I sing the Meatspin song in public places... What's funny is half my friends join in with me!

...I really need to stop hanging around /b/tards...

[Eileanach]

When I pass my neighbours on the rare occasion we bump into one another in passing I tend to talk more to their dog than I do the neighbour. Admittedly the neighbours get a lot of hello's and such but the dog gets more attention in general. I think it holds a conversation better.

[Noir]

- Once I ate something very spicy and didn't have a drink. At the time I didn't know what a shotglass was, so I grabbed one thinking it was water and drank it in one gulp.

- I like to do the Caramelldansen dance when I'm alone, as well as forcing my friend to do it.

[Eileanach]

Aaah Noir that sounds horrible. Spicy mixed with a shot. =( That gives me watery eyes just thinking about it! Poor bugger!

[188Eternal]

* When I'm home alone then I really enjoy to wildy run around the living room and dance to some hyper videogame soundtracks and electronic rave tunes. Oh yeah, baby!

(That latest stereo which my dad purchased is capable of reading mp3s on DVD-RW discs. And the EQ surround-sound feature is mega powerful. So yeah, when I'm home alone then I proudly go crazy! It's a good thing that the neighbours don't mind all of that noise. )

* A few years ago I've written graffitti inside several public transit buses. Like, I actually took a thick black marker and wrote my username on the back of a seat, and then I drew some peace signs as well.

(Meh. I'm sure that it's all washed away by now. I mean, the transit commission employs janitors. And this was several years ago, LOL.)

[kronos]

i preaty much have no werd habits. the few that i have are talking to my self and sleep-walking. one time i fell asleap on my floor playing risk with my girfriend, and i walk out of the room a shoved my sister out of the bathroom and pissed right on the spot with the door wide open for my girlfriend to see. i did this all in my sleep mind you and when i woke up i was on the cowch being yelled at by my parents. my girfriend still tries to forget that moment as do i.

[Vertekins]

- I can dislocate some of my joints. In fact, my own physiotherapist recognised that I was afflicted with Hypermobility and so can move my joints well beyond their usual range of movement. Though I dislike doing this as it often hurts and I get ruckus from my nerves in the form of burning pins and needles and numbness. It also looks very disgusting and very disturbing.

- I have an odd way of eating finger food in that I won't eat the part I was holding. I can't really explain it but the part I hold is usually the toughest part (I always make sure I eat the most of the food as possible because of my love of eating) and I can't eat stodgy heavy stuff due to indigestion. I don't eat bread or pizza crusts.

- My family consider my eating of raw fish weird. I mean sashimi in chinese restuarants. They find it weirder when I douse it in soy sauce and savor it by cutting it up eating it in very tiny pieces. However I would never try Ikizukuri or Sannakji (Look it up on Wikipedia). Ikizukuri is barbaric and Sannakji is just freaky. And I would never ever try Fugu.

Edited May 22, 2009 by Verte

[GameFarnsworth940]

This might not sound strange at first, but let me explain. I have this kind of gum that's kind of freezing (like there's gum that's spicy), even for just chewing one piece. Well, one day, I got bored, and chewed 6 pieces at once. It was so cold, It felt like my face was going to freeze, it was that cold. It was crazy (and strangely funny), but I never did it again... untill now. AHH! TOO COLD! lol

[Agent York]

Hmn, weirdest thing I ever did by myself was jump out of a two story house onto mushy grass and roll away. The weirdest thing involving someone else was in a extreme truth or dare game, and I had to run up and down our street three times naked while screaming out the national anthem.

Well, those were the weirdest things on purpose, anyways.

[Eileanach]

Without going into too much detail I have belly surfed on some desks at school (i.e. lined loads of desks up in a class room, ran for them and seen how far I can go on my belly!) Aaaah good times I had at school.

[Superstrider]

In public restrooms, I usually write "The Game" in permanent marker. I have just lost "The Game" by posting this. Upon reading, you have just lost, as well.

[GameFarnsworth940]

In public restrooms, I usually write "The Game" in permanent marker. I have just lost "The Game" by posting this. Upon reading, you have just lost, as well.

Damn, now I lost! (seriously, I was playing it)

Anyway, about 1 year ago, I got bored and decided to flop around like a fish out of water. Pretty disturbing sight, it was.

[Eileanach]

I win: fancying the Medic from TF2. Cos he is cute and caricature-ish and that's all he needs to be sexy in my eyes. XD

[YoshiUnity]

Don't try this at home! Don't sue me if you do!

When slicing fruit, sometimes I like to toss it in the air and slice through them in one slash. You know, samurai style. I was able to pull off a perfect slash once. It was pretty cool, the orange didn't separate until it hit the ground. These days I only butcher them, but if I ever get close like that one time, I would sometimes rub the dull part of the knife on my thumb, then act like I'm putting it back in a imaginary scabbard.

Edited May 28, 2009 by YoshiUnity

[Eileanach]

^ I can imagine that one being great fun so long as you are alone and know someone won't randomly walk into the kitchen whilst you're slicing up stuff.

[YoshiUnity]

^ I can imagine that one being great fun so long as you are alone and know someone won't randomly walk into the kitchen whilst you're slicing up stuff.

Oh, I always make sure I'm alone when doing this. ( I live in a apartment single room anyway, so I don't have to worry about it much. XP) Plus, if someone saw me doing this with a sharp object, they would probably think I lost my mind. XP

[Eileanach]

You'd be having the cops round to your door Yoshi. XD

[Axl.EXE]

-I often talk to myself. No real reason 99% of the time.

-One time, probably around 3rd Grade, I used to think that pr0n = spoof. Around that same time, I decided to use this in action. This is basically what that entire story ended up as:

Edited May 28, 2009 by Axl

[Eileanach]

So you thought porn was a spoof of something and thus did a google search for your paper? XD You poor thing.

[Semi-colon e]

If I'm on my own after drinking, and there's nobody around, I tend to run or jog everywhere. I have no idea why.

Also after an epic night out a few weeks back we went back to my mate's house, where general shit happened (not like it already hadn't mind you, including running like Sonic in 06, trying to stop my friend climbing a fence, and other stuff, god I was wasted that night). I had a cup of tea for some reason, and decided to stir it with a screwdriver that was just lying on the surface. That literally made the night.

That failtrain picture made me laugh.

I have some strange habits as well, whenever I look into a mirror for more than 5 seconds I start pulling random faces. Among others

Edited May 29, 2009 by Semi-colon e

[Axl.EXE]

So you thought porn was a spoof of something and thus did a google search for your paper? XD You poor thing.

Actually, I thought the definition of pr0n = spoof, and when I decided to use it as such in public, all heck pretty much broke loose.

[Draco 2.0]

Aaah Noir that sounds horrible. Spicy mixed with a shot. =( That gives me watery eyes just thinking about it! Poor bugger!

SPICY EYES!

Sorry if that was in bad taste, I just couldn't resist.

Anyway, I think the weirdest thing I've done so far is when I met with my friends in one of their houses for an Outrun 2 tournament on Playstation 3. Okay, so me versus the guy who owned the Playstation 3 went without hassle (I won by the way), but when the owner and my other friend went up against each other, for pretty much no reason at all, I started humming and doing air guitar to the song playing, Splash Wave. I honestly went 'WTF' afterwards and so did my friends, one of them remarked, "Can we have the old Stephen (Yes, my real name) back now please?" While I was doing it, I sorta lost my awareness of who else was in the room with me. I wouldn't normally do that. But still, everything carried on as normal after that, thank goodness.

[Eileanach]

^ so it was Air Guitar Hero you were playing. That is quite comical though. I must admit. At least your friends didn't rib you too much about it.

[Draco 2.0]

Eh, they're used to me being a little mad sometimes, I act like your average evil villain character sometimes, I mean, I called Luke an "Infantile gasbag" after he farted in the cafeteria.

I suppose I do have some more to share, that one above was just my strangest.

-I constantly sing songs to myself if there is nothing but silence and I'm bored. A favourite of mine is 'As The Tables Turn' by CKY. "As it all disappears, can't you see that I'm sneerin' from ear to ear? I call it hardly a shame...no consistency is SUSTAIIIINNNNED" *shot* Yeah, I tend to type songs out if I really like them too.

-Often, while playing games (such as NFS Undercover) I will impersonate characters or talk to them as if they are real (For example, I've created a bunch of cars based on some Transformers fan characters of mine, and I talk to them as I'm racing )

-I often greet people in MSN (ask DJ Hyper Sonic, he will testify for this one) by saying, "snooPING AS usual, I see." I kid you not.

-To go along with that, I often shout out memes after unlocking certain things in games (Yeah, I'm one messed up kid)...I mean, when I completed Need For Speed Undercover by ramming Chase Linh off the road, I shouted "This is sparta!" (That's actually what happened...I'm not spamming memes, I swear!)

-I've switched the bathroom light on even when in broad daylight in my house. (Yeah, I'm full of these)

-I also (Feel free to run for your lives as you see fit) Hug and cuddle a Bolt plush toy and take it everywhere in the house with me, except, of course, to the dinner table or the kitchen, where my real dog lives...He'd probably rip everything I have in my possession to pieces if he could.

Yeah, that's all I can think of...There's probably so many weird things about me you could fit them into an encyclopedia, but, eh....consider this your all...for now.