Homestuck

[Candescence]

...

Damn it, Eridan.

Eridan Vs. Vriska is slowly heading towards inevitability, now.

[Saint Nathan]

Eridan Vs. Vriska is slowly heading towards inevitability, now.

Oh shit yeah, especially because of Kanaya. I seriously doubt Vriska will be happy about that.

[Candescence]

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if a combination of Eridan's killing spree and Aradia's ascension to godhood spectacularly derails Vriska's plans. Vriska doesn't seem to take Eridan so seriously anymore. It's gonna be a nasty shock if Eridan DOES turn out to be more powerful than her...

And Kanaya taught Eridan white magic as a joke. Why do I have this feeling that Kanaya's attempt at sarcasm does in fact occur and Eridan actually tries to stop Rose from carrying out her plan? Actually, Rose Vs. Eridan would be freaking awesome.

Edited January 24, 2011 by Masaru Daimon

[Carbo]

...

That was absolutely fucking pointless.

Edited January 24, 2011 by Carbo

[DarkOverord]

Oh my god did that really just happen.

very appropriate.

Yeah. Pretty much.

*cries as now he only has one favourite troll left*

[Saint Nathan]

Yeah. Pretty much.

*cries as now he only has one favourite troll left*

I had like five. Karkat, Tavros, Feferi, Kanaya, and Sollux.

Look how that's turned out for me. I think he's doing this on purpose.

[DarkOverord]

I had like five. Karkat, Tavros, Feferi, Kanaya, and Sollux.

Look how that's turned out for me. I think he's doing this on purpose.

Just Kanaya and Terezi for me really.

[Saint Nathan]

So let's count down on the list of Trolls!

Karkat = Completely overwhelmed by everything.

Terezi = Looking at Tavros' dead corpse.

Tavros = Dead.

Kanaya = Dead.

Sollux = Knocked out, more than likely blind.

Vriska = Planning on killing an omnipotent and possibly omniscient villain.

Eridan = Killed his crush, killed their only hope at survival, and plans on killing anyone else in his way and joining Bec Noir

Aradia = Alive, and trapping Bec Noir in time.

Feferi = Dead.

Nepeta = Somewhere, possibly with Eridan.

Equius = Somewhere, possibly with Nepeta.

Gamzee = Off of slime long enough for his mind to feel the effects of addiction and lack of slime, and due to his eating slime his whole life nearly, this results in him going insane and planning on killing everyone just because he's now the top of the ladder in terms of living royalty.

...

Actually that kinda puts things in a better light. Only three of them are dead, one is actually buying them time to get the plan done, one is trying to stop everything and save everyone despite how and why she does that, two are possibly off playing together (or knowing trolls, making out), and one is only JUST finding the body of her comrade.

Unfortunately, I'm worried that Terezi will go straight to Vriska about that, and it could go ether way.

Edited January 25, 2011 by Galaxy Man

[Diogenes]

That, uh. That is a very not good thing, on top of a lot of other very not good things. I'm starting to wonder if there's even going to be anything left of the trolls by the time the kids make the rift...

Also wondering what the hell Doc Scratch was talking about...

[Candescence]

You mixed up Equius with Eridan.

ANYWAY. Holy crap, I think most readers can sympathise with poor, poor Karkat here.

[Carbo]

Hey guys.

Nepeta is fucked.

honk

;__;

[DarkOverord]

Dave's gotta rap battle yet! D:

Probably too late though for some ;~;

[Saint Nathan]

Also wondering what the hell Doc Scratch was talking about...

Don't turn your back on the body. Obviously there will be a body he should not walk away from immediately. Not now, I think, due to there being BODIES but I dunno.

EDIT: Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Gamzee is

The Bard of Rage and is already possibly the most powerful Troll.

Also Karkat's memo is incredibly sad.

Edited January 26, 2011 by Galaxy Man

[Carbo]

Oh god no no no no I cant handle this

[Saint Nathan]

Oh god no no no no I cant handle this

She's just hearing/smelling him out in the void. If he was near her she'd know. I doubt she's in any danger... well okay right now. I have no idea where he's going with this but it could be terrible.

please, just... hussie. let karkat and terezi live. please. i will cry, real, pure, true tears if this ends up otherwise. i'm very close RIGHT NOW as it is.

[Candescence]

... SNERK.

The latest update is pretty funny, I mean...

Terezi trying to bring herself to perform a kiss revival on Tavros is hilarious.

[Saint Nathan]

... SNERK.

The latest update is pretty funny, I mean...

Terezi trying to bring herself to perform a kiss revival on Tavros is hilarious.

I dunno man.

Either this will get really funny, or it will very quickly turn VERY BAD.

Because it's taken her some time now, and Gamzee might have gotten closer.

[Candescence]

Hey, guess who else is giving the kiss of life a shot...

[Saint Nathan]

Rufio!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Also yeah, Tavros, Kanaya, and Feferi are

dead for good.

[Diogenes]

Oh, hey. That's a familiar laptop (again) and photograph...

[Saint Nathan]

I have a feeling that the plan to get the Kids and Trolls to meet up involves the kids going back in time in the Troll's universe, that way everything can get into it's spot when it's left behind.

Also wait a second, John has a car now.

Carhammer carhammer come on carhammer! Fuck driving YOU CAN FLY.

[DJ FLiGHTS]

Hm, why does this seem so familiar...? Might as well read up...

*spends about half a week catching up*

...

To think, I passed the opportunity to read this comic at its conception out of disinterest after just reading his previous comic (also awesome) all that time ago. Now, look where it is... Wow.

>Joins the leagues of fans.

[Diogenes]

I knew it!

Kanaya's not dead!

She's undead! Which is still better than dead even if she turns out to be a literal blood-thirsty monster. And so far she's only nibbled a corpse a bit, so she might be ok...

[Carbo]

Goddammit I called it.

GODDAMN YOU SCRATCH AND YOUR JIGSAW MINDGAME PHILOSOPHY SHIT.

You guys now realize that vampire Kanaya will walk around with the cape that Eridan threw off during his showdown with Sollux and won't just have been pased as some sort of meaningless badass gesture.

Is it bad that I'm totally getting off on this,

Edited February 5, 2011 by Carbo

[Saint Nathan]

GODDAMN YOU SCRATCH AND YOUR JIGSAW MINDGAME PHILOSOPHY SHIT.

Well at least Karkat didn't turn his back on the body.

He ran the fuck away with Sollux, and prolly saved both of them, honestly.

Is it bad that I'm totally getting off on this,

I never imagined him with an irish accent. Actually, I thought all the Trolls has more gravely voices, especially Karkat, who has a voice in my head akin to that of Dark Knight Batman but way louder and a little more childish.

ALSO WHY ISN'T HE DRAWWING OUT HIS WW'S? That kinda irks me. Otherwise my god that's pretty good.

EDIT: OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED.

Eridan blinded Sollux with science. Haha! I almost missed that one.

Edited February 5, 2011 by Galaxy Man