Rebecca Black

[KoolKojoS]

Would you guys hate me if I were to say this song were actually catchy? :|

[Detective Shadzter]

Just spotted this at GoNintendo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6TRV1TJfyk

http://www.gonintendo.com/viewstory.php?id=154836

Sounds so much better.

[SchemingMinor]

You would have to be pretty damn talented at bad singing to make autotune sound horrible. Rebecca Black is one of them, but she comes nowhere near the leagues of this guy:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaoxug_tom-oc-entrepreneur_na#from=embed

[sonfan1984]

You would have to be pretty damn talented at bad singing to make autotune sound horrible. Rebecca Black is one of them, but she comes nowhere near the leagues of this guy:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaoxug_tom-oc-entrepreneur_na#from=embed

My ears is bleeding. x_X

[Dark Qiviut]

Nah, that's just Qiviut defending her for whatever reason.

That's just me defending her as a person. I didn't say, though, that I liked the song. In fact, I made it quite clear that I don't like it, even though I've heard much worse. And as mentioned earlier, she can sing. Friday's problems were the corny lyrics — written by someone else, likely from the studios — and overdose of autotune. The rhythm was decent and catchy, but its lyrics stink. Black has a good singing voice, but the producers and people who composed the song messed her vocality up. Celine Dion or Blondie can sing it, and the lyrics would make either voice feel "miserable, darling, perfectly wretched." [/Cruella De Vil reference]

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Personally, I don't care if anyone hates the song. What I cared was the way they hated it. Dislike the song, but don't hate Black. And definitely don't try to make her never appear in the music industry through inflammatory discretion. Doing so will only make her grow more confident, and you'll look like a really big fool for trying to dissuade her. And understand the possible consequences as a result of your nasty, venomous attitude. In other words, just hate the song with some common sense.

("You" in the second paragraph here = general "you," by the way.)

Edited April 2, 2011 by Dark Qiviut

[Spin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpLBFnLLRuw

This is now the best song ever.

EDIT: Damn it, copyright took it down. Go find Stephen Colbert's version of the song. XD

Edited April 3, 2011 by Spin

[TheGerkuman]

Personally, I don't care if anyone hates the song. What I cared was the way they hated it. Dislike the song, but don't hate Black. And definitely don't try to make her never appear in the music industry through inflammatory discretion. Doing so will only make her grow more confident, and you'll look like a really big fool for trying to dissuade her. And understand the possible consequences as a result of your nasty, venomous attitude. In other words, just hate the song with some common sense.

("You" in the second paragraph here = general "you," by the way.)

I think Charlie Brooker elucidated that point very well.

[Timper the Wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70fjC4OisFU&feature=player_embedded

What he said.

LMAO! Haha, he said all you can say about her.

Worse $2,000 ever spent! This just makes me hate rich people even more now. >_>

[Dark Qiviut]

I think Charlie Brooker elucidated that point very well.

I saw that when you first put it up here. He's 100% right with all he said. *another +1 for you for bringing back one of the best defenses in this thread <3*

[krazystitch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpLBFnLLRuw

This is now the best song ever.

EDIT: Damn it, copyright took it down. Go find Stephen Colbert's version of the song. XD

Stephen Colbert can make anything amazing

[-Mark-]

Rebecca Black posted on her official Twitter (since there are so many fake accounts) last night;

Deciding which seat to take at the movies. TOO MANY SEATS.#SOMEONEHELP #whichseatcanItake

Gotta love how she can have a sense of humour about her own song.

[Your Vest Friend]

This article has a working video of the Stephen Colbert thing. Better yet, it's not regionally blocked like they tend to be. Edited April 4, 2011 by VEAM-F

[Blue Blood]

Rebecca Black posted on her official Twitter (since there are so many fake accounts) last night;

*Twitter Quote*

Gotta love how she can have a sense of humour about her own song.

And on that note...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H-DfmifIIw

I honestly have a good deal of respect for this girl, taking it all on the chin. However she said she like Justin Bieber so any hate towards her is perfectly justified.

Edited April 4, 2011 by Blue Blood

[Mick]

Pretty bad, she reminds me of Selena Gomez... however she's worse.

[Stacy]

Old meme, never fails. What comes after Thursday? Friday? No PINGAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVnBGRIZSQ

When I saw this video, why did I get the 'Good Ship Lollipop' song in my head?

Edited April 4, 2011 by BW199148

[TwoTailedFox]

I actually haven't heard this yet.

-watches-

...What did I just watch? That was HORRID! All she basically did was scream "FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!" That's not much of a song. Compared to Justin Bieber, I think I like him better.

By the way, did anyone notice how many dislikes vs. likes she had? Haha, more dislikes than "Baby". Looks like there's a new record for dislikes for a video!

[Conando]

Did no one seriously post this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Th1HgtYuMY

[pastelspectre]

I heard the song. I died from autotune. Btw Justin has way more talent then her >_>

Anyways, I don't really think she has any talent. She will fade away, she is just a fad.

[Axl.EXE]

Quite frankly, a dead rabbit has more talent than she.

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Does anyone find it ironic that my 666th post is on this thread?

[Swiss]

Prepare for nightmares:

Rebecca Black with Steve Buscemi's eyes. There are no words for how scary that is.

[Sami]

Prepare for nightmares:

Rebecca Black with Steve Buscemi's eyes. There are no words for how scary that is.

I've already been having the strangest dreams. Thanks for guaranteeing another.

[goku262002]

Time to inject some demoman into this thread:

[EXshad]

It's really sad.... not that she's getting bashed, I think it's coming to her (I'm not saying bullying is justified, but if you're going to make something and put it out for everyone to see, expect for some people not to like it). No, that's not what's sad, it's that, regardless of how bad it is, and how people recognize that it's bad, since she got that much attention over it, now she's getting a RECORD DEAL.

No. God. No God please no. No. No. Noooooooooo.

I mean, SERIOUSLY. think of all the amazingly talented unsigned bands out there. Then think of Rebecca Black laughing her way to the bank with Ryan Shitcrust.

And I know this is probably very old news, but it's new to me, because I honestly have tried to ignore all the buzz surrounding this Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday hating clone of Bustin Jieber. Also, we need a warm, fuzzy reminder of how wonderful our music industry truly is

Edited April 13, 2011 by EXshad

[No more]

Thanks to Simon Cowell and all those talentless clones the music industry is now a talentless brothel, It's all about the money now and not the talent.

[pastelspectre]

How can she get signed...and all those other talented kids out there don't? I mean, we don't need another bad musical artist. I mean, heck, Justin has more talent than her. I mean, seriously...

Rebecca sucks.